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there's a mod let you eat babies, 1386 of 1693 found it helpful
https://youtu.be/QnLnOXa-mM4
(10-08-2015, 03:52 PM)SCN-3_NULL Wrote: [ -> ][Image: 877976.png]
there's a mod let you eat babies, 1386 of 1693 found it helpful
The one above though...





Damn Vsauce, you deep
Also pretty interesting,
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undertale pacifist in a nutshell

Can the inmates please stop vomiting all over their cells?
also seriously, personally I don't care if you have a cellphone or cigarettes or something as long as you keep your cell moderately tidy, but when your buddy walks through the metal detector with a godamn power drill in his pants then the stormtroopers are going to have to search EVERYWHERE for more contraband.

"sir we found another tunnel past the inner perimeter fences"
god fucking damnit THESE FUCKING DEGENERATES ARE SO CLOSE TO LOSING THEIR YARD PRIVILEGES
(10-08-2015, 05:28 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Can the inmates please stop vomiting all over their cells?
also seriously, personally I don't care if you have a cellphone or cigarettes or something as long as you keep your cell moderately tidy, but when your buddy walks through the metal detector with a godamn power drill in his pants then the stormtroopers are going to have to search EVERYWHERE for more contraband.


"sir we found another tunnel past the inner perimeter fences"
god fucking damnit THESE FUCKING DEGENERATES ARE SO CLOSE TO LOSING THEIR YARD PRIVILEGES
Have you positioned a guard patrol inside the Yard while they're there?
Have you got metal detectors for every entrance and exit?
Has any of this worked?
Have you got the budget to do any of that.
(10-08-2015, 05:39 PM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 05:28 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Can the inmates please stop vomiting all over their cells?
also seriously, personally I don't care if you have a cellphone or cigarettes or something as long as you keep your cell moderately tidy, but when your buddy walks through the metal detector with a godamn power drill in his pants then the stormtroopers are going to have to search EVERYWHERE for more contraband.


"sir we found another tunnel past the inner perimeter fences"
god fucking damnit THESE FUCKING DEGENERATES ARE SO CLOSE TO LOSING THEIR YARD PRIVILEGES
Have you positioned a guard patrol inside the Yard while they're there?
Have you got metal detectors for every entrance and exit?
Has any of this worked?
Have you got the budget to do any of that.
Budget is right fucked due to ongoing construction on the outer perimeter wall, all cell blocks and yards have patrols, and both canteens have metal detectors due to power grid concerns.
(10-08-2015, 05:42 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 05:39 PM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]Have you positioned a guard patrol inside the Yard while they're there?
Have you got metal detectors for every entrance and exit?
Has any of this worked?
Have you got the budget to do any of that.
Budget is right fucked due to ongoing construction on the outer perimeter wall, all cell blocks and yards have patrols, and both canteens have metal detectors due to power grid concerns.
Ah, if you have armed guards and time and an unmanageable population lock them all in the canteen and force them to stay, start a riot, place armed guards outside the entrance, anyone runs, kill them, though leave a few in the rooms with the gun cabinets.
(10-08-2015, 05:45 PM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 05:42 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Budget is right fucked due to ongoing construction on the outer perimeter wall, all cell blocks and yards have patrols, and both canteens have metal detectors due to power grid concerns.
Ah, if you have armed guards and time and an unmanageable population lock them all in the canteen and force them to stay, start a riot, place armed guards outside the entrance, anyone runs, kill them, though leave a few in the rooms with the gun cabinets.
It's a really small prison right now. 55 prisoners, 20 guards, no armory until the outer perimeter is done.
(10-08-2015, 05:46 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 05:45 PM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]Ah, if you have armed guards and time and an unmanageable population lock them all in the canteen and force them to stay, start a riot, place armed guards outside the entrance, anyone runs, kill them, though leave a few in the rooms with the gun cabinets.
It's a really small prison right now. 55 prisoners, 20 guards, no armory until the outer perimeter is done.
Ah, kay. Later on when you have money build an isolated prison section (i.e. Not attached to the main prison and at the edge of the map.), reinforced flooring, it's own armoury, Canteen, etc. Place the worst of the worst inside.
It works well as a kill pen too. Place two Armed Guards outside patrolling two cells max together. Oh and make sure they are not anywhere near a guard uncuffed or imprisoned.

Plus, how many really dangerous prisoners do you have?

Like 'murdered 15 guards' dangerous.
(10-08-2015, 05:50 PM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 05:46 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]It's a really small prison right now. 55 prisoners, 20 guards, no armory until the outer perimeter is done.
Ah, kay. Later on when you have money build an isolated prison section (i.e. Not attached to the main prison and at the edge of the map.), reinforced flooring, it's own armoury, Canteen, etc. Place the worst of the worst inside.
It works well as a kill pen too. Place two Armed Guards outside patrolling two cells max together. Oh and make sure they are not anywhere near a guard uncuffed or imprisoned.

Plus, how many really dangerous prisoners do you have?

Like 'murdered 15 guards' dangerous.
No real menaces right now. Been awhile since I lost a guard. Only casualty all week was a janitor.
(10-08-2015, 05:55 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 05:50 PM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]Ah, kay. Later on when you have money build an isolated prison section (i.e. Not attached to the main prison and at the edge of the map.), reinforced flooring, it's own armoury, Canteen, etc. Place the worst of the worst inside.
It works well as a kill pen too. Place two Armed Guards outside patrolling two cells max together. Oh and make sure they are not anywhere near a guard uncuffed or imprisoned.


Plus, how many really dangerous prisoners do you have?


Like 'murdered 15 guards' dangerous.
No real menaces right now. Been awhile since I lost a guard. Only casualty all week was a janitor.
Good, good, if you do get one like that, lock them up, have guards outside their section, let them starve seeing as you don't have enough money.
You should be good provided no one breaks out...

*Claps sarcastically*
Well fucking done.
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i don't care if you don't like undertale or whatever





you should at least try listening to this amazing cover
I've just noticed that the female ehks in the image, also seems to be looking at the viewers crotch (assuming the viewer is the height of a Jakkai).
(10-08-2015, 02:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 04:53 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, and as such, I have no idea what I've apparently unintentionally referenced.

I saw Ezvrael's head. Guess I'm seeing things.
Yep. For one, Ezvrael's "horns" are ears... (Though he did have horns before he lost his body)

(10-08-2015, 05:19 PM)SCN-3_NULL Wrote: [ -> ]

Pfff, obviously fake. Sans would be too lazy to put his name on the entry!
[Also the actual joke is that he's very lazy.]

(10-08-2015, 09:01 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]i don't care if you don't like undertale or whatever

-The Song That DOES Play When [REDACTED]-

you should at least try listening to this amazing costume.

...Costume?

(10-08-2015, 09:09 PM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ]I've just noticed that the female ehks in the image, also seems to be looking at the viewers crotch (assuming the viewer is the height of a Jakkai).

To me it looks more like she's looking intently at my Mouse/Keyboard.
(10-08-2015, 09:12 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 09:09 PM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ]I've just noticed that the female ehks in the image, also seems to be looking at the viewers crotch (assuming the viewer is the height of a Jakkai).

To me it looks more like she's looking intently at my Mouse/Keyboard.
If you are sitting in front of your computer, yes. However, if you imagine that you are standing in front of her and are about the same height, she would be looking at your crotch.
(10-08-2015, 09:12 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 09:01 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]i don't care if you don't like undertale or whatever

-The Song That DOES Play When [REDACTED]-

you should at least try listening to this amazing costume.

...Costume?

...
what the fuck, brain. that's supposed to be cover how did it change to costume

(10-08-2015, 09:27 PM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 09:12 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]To me it looks more like she's looking intently at my Mouse/Keyboard.
If you are sitting in front of your computer, yes. However, if you imagine that you are standing in front of her and are about the same height, she would be looking at your crotch.

i have no idea why you think her eyes are downwards, they look like they're looking straight towards the screen to me.
(10-08-2015, 09:31 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-08-2015, 09:12 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]...Costume?

...
what the fuck, brain. that's supposed to be cover how did it change to costume


(10-08-2015, 09:27 PM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ]If you are sitting in front of your computer, yes. However, if you imagine that you are standing in front of her and are about the same height, she would be looking at your crotch.

i have no idea why you think her eyes are downwards, they look like they're looking straight towards the screen to me.
Everything in that image is at a bit of a weird angle.
To find out where eyes are looking, though, you'll have to look at where the pupils are relative to the eye sockets.
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