(10-11-2015, 02:03 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:00 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]i don't own skyrim or any game like it.
yes i know it's very sad.
Not really...
Everyone likes to tell you what a great game it is but seems to forget about the horribly buggy mess that you have to glitch your way through to get to that part.
Don't forget how the thief in fur armor with a rusty iron dagger isn't intimidated by master forged daedric armor, or how the kids are all cunts, how only the guards recognize that you've become anything other than a bum, etc.
(10-11-2015, 02:03 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:00 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]i don't own skyrim or any game like it.
yes i know it's very sad.
Not really...
Everyone likes to tell you what a great game it is but seems to forget about the horribly buggy mess that you have to glitch your way through to get to that part.
well i've already hearD some of that.
isn't there one enemy that flings you so high you die from fall damage non-intentionally.
(10-11-2015, 02:06 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:03 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ]Not really...
Everyone likes to tell you what a great game it is but seems to forget about the horribly buggy mess that you have to glitch your way through to get to that part.
Don't forget how the thief in fur armor with a rusty iron dagger isn't intimidated by master forged daedric armor, or how the kids are all cunts, how only the guards recognize that you've become anything other than a bum, etc.
(10-11-2015, 02:06 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:03 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ]Not really...
Everyone likes to tell you what a great game it is but seems to forget about the horribly buggy mess that you have to glitch your way through to get to that part.
well i've already hearD some of that.
isn't there one enemy that flings you so high you die from fall damage non-intentionally.
Skyrim tries to tell an epic tale through a bad medium. Or rather, a poorly executed medium.
And then there is the DLC...
There is Dawnguard which brings you a side story about killing vampires (or being a vampire) in a game where you are supposed to be killing dragons.
There is Dragonborn which gives you a story where I don't really know where it fits in about some dork who pretends he's better than you.
Then, there is Hearthfire, which I believe it pronounced H-Earth-Fire, which lets you build your own house. Although, what players usually do with it is build a big crafting and manufacturing facility.
This game is broken, and as such, you should play it with the intend of breaking it even more.
The most broken thing about it is probably the potion of fortify restoration.
If at the end you're not using it and an amulet of talos to reduce your shout cooldown to 1 second and summon a thunderstorm, a dragon and two undead dragons, you're doing it wrong.
And by dragons I mean trains.
(10-11-2015, 02:34 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:06 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Don't forget how the thief in fur armor with a rusty iron dagger isn't intimidated by master forged daedric armor, or how the kids are all cunts, how only the guards recognize that you've become anything other than a bum, etc.
(10-11-2015, 02:06 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]well i've already hearD some of that.
isn't there one enemy that flings you so high you die from fall damage non-intentionally.
Skyrim tries to tell an epic tale through a bad medium. Or rather, a poorly executed medium.
And then there is the DLC...
There is Dawnguard which brings you a side story about killing vampires (or being a vampire) in a game where you are supposed to be killing dragons.
There is Dragonborn which gives you a story where I don't really know where it fits in about some dork who pretends he's better than you.
Then, there is Hearthfire, which I believe it pronounced H-Earth-Fire, which lets you build your own house. Although, what players usually do with it is build a big crafting and manufacturing facility.
This game is broken, and as such, you should play it with the intend of breaking it even more.
The most broken thing about it is probably the potion of fortify restoration.
If at the end you're not using it and an amulet of talos to reduce your shout cooldown to 1 second and summon a thunderstorm, a dragon and two undead dragons, you're doing it wrong.
And by dragons I mean trains.
awww i don't own a game that is fun to break because it's already broken.
i've seen that mod and others, it looks hilarious.
People trying to say that XCOM2 will end up like the new arkham game. HA!
(10-11-2015, 02:40 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:34 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ]Skyrim tries to tell an epic tale through a bad medium. Or rather, a poorly executed medium.
And then there is the DLC...
There is Dawnguard which brings you a side story about killing vampires (or being a vampire) in a game where you are supposed to be killing dragons.
There is Dragonborn which gives you a story where I don't really know where it fits in about some dork who pretends he's better than you.
Then, there is Hearthfire, which I believe it pronounced H-Earth-Fire, which lets you build your own house. Although, what players usually do with it is build a big crafting and manufacturing facility.
This game is broken, and as such, you should play it with the intend of breaking it even more.
The most broken thing about it is probably the potion of fortify restoration.
If at the end you're not using it and an amulet of talos to reduce your shout cooldown to 1 second and summon a thunderstorm, a dragon and two undead dragons, you're doing it wrong.
And by dragons I mean trains.
awww i don't own a game that is fun to break because it's already broken.
i've seen that mod and others, it looks hilarious.
i have semi-broke a game.
i know how to kill the final boss in PMD explorers of time in 1 hit.
I might need to check back in more often... What did I miss, all?
(10-11-2015, 02:53 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]I might need to check back in more often... What did I miss, all?
We cured cancer through blood sacrifices.
(10-11-2015, 02:56 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:53 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]I might need to check back in more often... What did I miss, all?
We cured cancer through blood sacrifices.
Hory shitto. A pwus. You are big hero.
(10-11-2015, 02:57 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:57 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]Hory shitto. A pwus. You are big hero.
Yey I do gud
You are credit to team! Have hero Snaddyvich!
(10-11-2015, 02:57 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:57 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]Hory shitto. A pwus. You are big hero.
Yey I do gud
*confetti*
*...that may or may not be made of iron*
(10-11-2015, 03:10 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:57 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Yey I do gud
*confetti*
*...that may or may not be made of iron*
Don't you just love having both tetanus and iron heavy metal poisoning?
Fun fact!: The only way to cure excess iron in your blood is through 'bloodletting'... *equips pistol*
Crazy idea. The storage/projector assembly of the new Dragoon droid's plasma blades could be repurposed into an integral sidearm.
*just saw iron man 2 again*
(10-11-2015, 02:43 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:40 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]awww i don't own a game that is fun to break because it's already broken.
i've seen that mod and others, it looks hilarious.
i have semi-broke a game.
i know how to kill the final boss in PMD explorers of time in 1 hit.
There are many games that can be broken if you try hard enough.
(10-11-2015, 04:01 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:43 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]i have semi-broke a game.
i know how to kill the final boss in PMD explorers of time in 1 hit.
There are many games that can be broken if you try hard enough.
well i guess i've never tried hard enough. though it might be a bit too much effort *Se supermario 64 0 star run*
(10-11-2015, 04:01 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 02:43 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]i have semi-broke a game.
i know how to kill the final boss in PMD explorers of time in 1 hit.
There are many games that can be broken if you try hard enough.
Sonic '06, anybody? *holds up copy of the PS3 edition*
(10-11-2015, 04:06 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ] (10-11-2015, 04:01 AM)Jim_Clonk Wrote: [ -> ]There are many games that can be broken if you try hard enough.
well i guess i've never tried hard enough. though it might be a bit too much effort *Se supermario 64 0 star run*
You can try the backwards longjump onto infinite stairs thing. That one isn't actually that hard.
There is stupid, there is reckless, then there is shutting down shields and weapons to vent while hugging the broadside of a battlecruiser, all in a frigate so fragile a single volley of anti-fighter missiles can rip it in half.