Things XCOM operatives aren't allowed to say 2 Wrote:Under no circumstances will the engineering team devote time and resources to developing:
1) Giant Death Robots (Some of you can't even control Gremlins)
2) Deployable turret in a box (How would it fit in the box?)
3) Bipod Knife (Where are you people getting these ideas?)
4) Exploding swords firing rifles (...)
5) Cardboard boxes
6) Translation devices to communicate with certain alien species (Perverts)
7) Probing devices (Just shoot the bastards if you want revenge)
8) Speakers to attach to the Gremlins

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X: "To the entirety of Strike-1: no, you may not build a giant Terrarium to keep the captured viper as a pet. Whilst they are the enemy, the vipers remain a sentient species, and keeping them imprisoned in a cage and treating them like a pet is probably a war crime." Xa: "Just because your poll said it would be popular doesn't make it any more okay." Xb: "Even if the snake lady agrees to it." Xc: "Even if she promises to dance for entertainment." Xd: "The Commander has issued a new rule that the Terrarium may be built, so long as it is built in his office."
Edit: X: While it was funny the first time, wearing Viper heads over your helmet and shouting 'COOOOOOBRA!' Is now prohibited. Xa: No, just because the Commander did it too, it does not make him the 'Cobra Commander'. Xb: No. Just becaise we are not COBRA does not automatically make us G.I. JOE. We're all adults here people, show some professionalism.

(06-03-2015, 11:58 PM)SCN-3_NULL Wrote:

Things XCOM operatives aren't allowed to say 2 Wrote:Under no circumstances will the engineering team devote time and resources to developing:
1) Giant Death Robots (Some of you can't even control Gremlins)
2) Deployable turret in a box (How would it fit in the box?)
3) Bipod Knife (Where are you people getting these ideas?)
4) Exploding swords firing rifles (...)
5) Cardboard boxes
6) Translation devices to communicate with certain alien species (Perverts)
7) Probing devices (Just shoot the bastards if you want revenge)
8) Speakers to attach to the Gremlins

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X: "To the entirety of Strike-1: no, you may not build a giant Terrarium to keep the captured viper as a pet. Whilst they are the enemy, the vipers remain a sentient species, and keeping them imprisoned in a cage and treating them like a pet is probably a war crime." Xa: "Just because your poll said it would be popular doesn't make it any more okay." Xb: "Even if the snake lady agrees to it." Xc: "Even if she promises to dance for entertainment." Xd: "The Commander has issued a new rule that the Terrarium may be built, so long as it is built in his office."
Edit: X: While it was funny the first time, wearing Viper heads over your helmet and shouting 'COOOOOOBRA!' Is now prohibited. Xa: No, just because the Commander did it too, it does not make him the 'Cobra Commander'. Xb: No. Just becaise we are not COBRA does not automatically make us G.I. JOE. We're all adults here people, show some professionalism.

(06-03-2015, 11:58 PM)SCN-3_NULL Wrote:

Things XCOM operatives aren\t allowed to say 2 Wrote:Under no circumstances will the engineering team devote time and resources to developing:
1) Giant Death Robots (Some of you can't even control Gremlins)
2) Deployable turret in a box (How would it fit in the box?)
3) Bipod Knife (Where are you people getting these ideas?)
4) Exploding swords firing rifles (...)
5) Cardboard boxes
6) Translation devices to communicate with certain alien species (Perverts)
7) Probing devices (Just shoot the bastards if you want revenge)
8) Speakers to attach to the Gremlins

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X: "To the entirety of Strike-1: no, you may not build a giant Terrarium to keep the captured viper as a pet. Whilst they are the enemy, the vipers remain a sentient species, and keeping them imprisoned in a cage and treating them like a pet is probably a war crime." Xa: "Just because your poll said it would be popular doesn't make it any more okay." Xb: "Even if the snake lady agrees to it." Xc: "Even if she promises to dance for entertainment." Xd: "The Commander has issued a new rule that the Terrarium may be built, so long as it is built in his office."
Edit: X: While it was funny the first time, wearing Viper heads over your helmet and shouting 'COOOOOOBRA!' Is now prohibited. Xa: No, just because the Commander did it too, it does not make him the 'Cobra Commander'. Xb: No. Just becaise we are not COBRA does not automatically make us G.I. JOE. We're all adults here people, show some professionalism.

(06-04-2015, 12:04 AM)SilverOtter Wrote: Did you do this or is there a link?

Things XCOM operatives aren\t allowed to say 2 Wrote:1) No, wearing a cardboard box is not an effective stealth technique. 1b) Yes, I know it worked for Vasquez the first time. But the second attempt was much less successful.

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1.) It is prohibited to scream "I am lightning, the rain transformed" while killing aliens using a machete. We are trying to be stealthy.
1a) Even if it puts you in touch with your "inner killer."
1b) Following the incident with Captain [REDACTED], all operatives who kill more than ██ aliens in a single operation using a machete will be required to undergo a full psychiatric evaluation.
4.) No, we do not, and will never, have "high-frequency blades."

(06-04-2015, 12:27 AM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: I got a 4.0.
Woo.

(06-04-2015, 12:30 AM)Umbra Wrote:

(06-04-2015, 12:27 AM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: I got a 4.0.
Woo.

On?...

(06-04-2015, 12:31 AM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote:

(06-04-2015, 12:30 AM)Umbra Wrote: On?...

Everything. For the school year.

(06-04-2015, 12:29 AM)SCN-3_NULL Wrote:

Things XCOM operatives aren\t allowed to say 2 Wrote:1) No, wearing a cardboard box is not an effective stealth technique. 1b) Yes, I know it worked for Vasquez the first time. But the second attempt was much less successful.

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1.) It is prohibited to scream "I am lightning, the rain transformed" while killing aliens using a machete. We are trying to be stealthy.
1a) Even if it puts you in touch with your "inner killer."
1b) Following the incident with Captain [REDACTED], all operatives who kill more than ██ aliens in a single operation using a machete will be required to undergo a full psychiatric evaluation.
4.) No, we do not, and will never, have "high-frequency blades."

(06-04-2015, 12:45 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: aw, so no rules of nature?
0/10

Things XCOM operatives aren\t allowed to say 2 Wrote:1) Humming the "Metal Gear" theme on a stealth mission is counter productive.

2) When encountering a Secotoid in the field, the proper reaction is to take cover, not scream "Final Boss!"

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1a)Nor is screaming "Rules of Nature!" An appropriate battlecry whilst assaulting an enemy with a melee weapon. 1ai)Unless that enemy is a giant robot..

Things XCOM operatives aren't allowed to say 2 Wrote:You are not to yell "GIT TO DA SKYRANGAH" while extracting under enemy fire.

(06-04-2015, 02:16 AM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: I've never played XCOM.

Rawr

(06-04-2015, 02:41 AM)Rukii Wrote: Mmh... quick landscape test - might clean up tomorrow

Rawr