(08-27-2015, 04:49 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 04:42 AM)Marxon Wrote: Hey, I don't judge, I'm in no place to.

Actually kinda refreshing to meet another oddball like myself.

*holds out his hand for shaking*

Wow you're having two conversations at once right now. I'd be suprised, but we're an avali now. Apparently we got this. Maybe the flubbernugget can help us. Become his... Friend. For now. We shall betray him in the future, but now is not the tome for diabolical plans. Shake his hand.
"I suppose it is nice to speak with someone other than Negasumi."
*forgets about the exoskeleton*
DUDE YOU TOLD HIM MY NAME AND CRUSHED HIS HAND, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH GODS THINGS ARE BECOMING DISASTROUS

(08-27-2015, 04:49 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 04:42 AM)Marxon Wrote: Hey, I don't judge, I'm in no place to.

Actually kinda refreshing to meet another oddball like myself.

*holds out his hand for shaking*

Wow you're having two conversations at once right now. I'd be suprised, but we're an avali now. Apparently we got this. Maybe the flubbernugget can help us. Become his... Friend. For now. We shall betray him in the future, but now is not the tome for diabolical plans. Shake his hand.
"I suppose it is nice to speak with someone other than Negasumi."
*forgets about the exoskeleton*
DUDE YOU TOLD HIM MY NAME AND CRUSHED HIS HAND, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH GODS THINGS ARE BECOMING DISASTROUS

(08-27-2015, 04:58 AM)UnamusedAvali Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 04:49 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: Wow you're having two conversations at once right now. I'd be suprised, but we're an avali now. Apparently we got this. Maybe the flubbernugget can help us. Become his... Friend. For now. We shall betray him in the future, but now is not the tome for diabolical plans. Shake his hand.
"I suppose it is nice to speak with someone other than Negasumi."
*forgets about the exoskeleton*
DUDE YOU TOLD HIM MY NAME AND CRUSHED HIS HAND, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH GODS THINGS ARE BECOMING DISASTROUS

*Crosses over to Marx as his hand is crushed.*

(08-27-2015, 04:55 AM)Marxon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 04:49 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: Wow you're having two conversations at once right now. I'd be suprised, but we're an avali now. Apparently we got this. Maybe the flubbernugget can help us. Become his... Friend. For now. We shall betray him in the future, but now is not the tome for diabolical plans. Shake his hand.
"I suppose it is nice to speak with someone other than Negasumi."
*forgets about the exoskeleton*
DUDE YOU TOLD HIM MY NAME AND CRUSHED HIS HAND, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH GODS THINGS ARE BECOMING DISASTROUS

*his hand doesn't crack like it should, something is wrong with that*

Ow, you're strong... follow me...
*waddles and stumbles to his house*

(08-27-2015, 04:59 AM)Marxon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 04:58 AM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: *Crosses over to Marx as his hand is crushed.*

// not crushed, for reasons to be explained later

(08-27-2015, 04:59 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 04:55 AM)Marxon Wrote: *his hand doesn't crack like it should, something is wrong with that*

Ow, you're strong... follow me...
*waddles and stumbles to his house*

Okay, the packing peanut doesn't suspect anything too unusual. And if he does he doesn't give a flying feather. Follow him to his home. Don't let him get the jump on you though!
Negasumi, I don't think he's going to-
DON'T LET HIM JUMP YOU
Okay, okay. Fine.
"Alrighty then. Lead on, mon poulet chaud!"

(08-27-2015, 04:59 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: Okay, the packing peanut doesn't suspect anything too unusual. And if he does he doesn't give a flying feather. Follow him to his home. Don't let him get the jump on you though!
Negasumi, I don't think he's going to-
DON'T LET HIM JUMP YOU
Okay, okay. Fine.
"Alrighty then. Lead on, mon poulet chaud!"

(08-27-2015, 04:43 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: Do not mention the door.
"I uh... I broke something, and the only way I can fix it is with tiberium."
So far so good. We both know what this means:
ONWARD TO DISASTER...

(08-27-2015, 04:49 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: Wow you're having two conversations at once right now. I'd be suprised, but we're an avali now. Apparently we got this. Maybe the flubbernugget can help us. Become his... Friend. For now. We shall betray him in the future, but now is not the tome for diabolical plans. Shake his hand.
"I suppose it is nice to speak with someone other than Negasumi."
*forgets about the exoskeleton*
DUDE YOU TOLD HIM MY NAME AND CRUSHED HIS HAND, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH GODS THINGS ARE BECOMING DISASTROUS

(08-27-2015, 05:09 AM)Umbra Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 04:43 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: Do not mention the door.
"I uh... I broke something, and the only way I can fix it is with tiberium."
So far so good. We both know what this means:
ONWARD TO DISASTER...

"Good enough for me..."

(08-27-2015, 04:49 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: Wow you're having two conversations at once right now. I'd be suprised, but we're an avali now. Apparently we got this. Maybe the flubbernugget can help us. Become his... Friend. For now. We shall betray him in the future, but now is not the tome for diabolical plans. Shake his hand.
"I suppose it is nice to speak with someone other than Negasumi."
*forgets about the exoskeleton*
DUDE YOU TOLD HIM MY NAME AND CRUSHED HIS HAND, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH GODS THINGS ARE BECOMING DISASTROUS

"Negasumi?... Hm."

"Well, I'm going to go clean up this Tiberium mess. I'll get some samples for you while I do it." Umbra goes on his way to revert the damage.

(08-27-2015, 05:01 AM)UnamusedAvali Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 04:59 AM)Marxon Wrote: // not crushed, for reasons to be explained later

//Ah, 'kay.
*The cat mews and brushes against Marx's face as it makes it's way up his arm.*

(08-27-2015, 05:13 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 05:01 AM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: //Ah, 'kay.
*The cat mews and brushes against Marx's face as it makes it's way up his arm.*

That cat back there... It seemed...
Intelligent?
Yeah. Something's definitely off about th-
Dear god it's the same cat that got killed!
...I think you're right holy crap!
Of course I'm right. I have connections to the Upper Levels.
Could you tell me what these Upper Levels are, anyway? Your cryptic answers are unwelcome, by the way, because it's the only thing you've been giving me all these years.
Fine. The Upper Levels are hard to explain to mortals, but I suppose you'll understand this: Think 'Fourth wall'.
... I don't get it.
You will, in time.
But his cat... I think it also has connections to the Upper Levels.
Is that bad?
Very. It means it can manipulate the physical world. Indirectly through the 4th dimension, but it can manipulate it nonetheless.
And I'm supposed to know what this means?
You? Don't make me laugh. You're just my vessel. My '4th dimension' so to speak.
Fuck off, negasumi.
Do you not like this? It may complicate things for the others, but it deepens the story appreciably...
Wait, what others? You mean the ones we just met?
In a way, yes. Like I said, you won't understand.
Also the living grease trap is speaking.

(08-27-2015, 05:19 AM)Marxon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 05:13 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: That cat back there... It seemed...
Intelligent?
Yeah. Something's definitely off about th-
Dear god it's the same cat that got killed!
...I think you're right holy crap!
Of course I'm right. I have connections to the Upper Levels.
Could you tell me what these Upper Levels are, anyway? Your cryptic answers are unwelcome, by the way, because it's the only thing you've been giving me all these years.
Fine. The Upper Levels are hard to explain to mortals, but I suppose you'll understand this: Think 'Fourth wall'.
... I don't get it.
You will, in time.
But his cat... I think it also has connections to the Upper Levels.
Is that bad?
Very. It means it can manipulate the physical world. Indirectly through the 4th dimension, but it can manipulate it nonetheless.
And I'm supposed to know what this means?
You? Don't make me laugh. You're just my vessel. My '4th dimension' so to speak.
Fuck off, negasumi.
Do you not like this? It may complicate things for the others, but it deepens the story appreciably...
Wait, what others? You mean the ones we just met?
In a way, yes. Like I said, you won't understand.
Also the living grease trap is speaking.

>_<

// is actually impeccably clean for his considerable weight

Uhhhh, whats your name again, I forget things...

*sets out what looks like high quality fish and pops open a bottle of strong smelling booze, and proceeds to chug the whole bottle*

Welp, ima gettin sleepy, nice to meet ya though, there's a spare hammock behind ya *hic*

(08-27-2015, 05:12 AM)Marxon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 05:09 AM)Umbra Wrote: "Good enough for me..."


"Negasumi?... Hm."

"Well, I'm going to go clean up this Tiberium mess. I'll get some samples for you while I do it." Umbra goes on his way to revert the damage.

// you'll be lucky to get rid of the small stuff, big stuff will be impossible

(08-27-2015, 05:26 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 05:19 AM)Marxon Wrote: >_<

// is actually impeccably clean for his considerable weight

Uhhhh, whats your name again, I forget things...

*sets out what looks like high quality fish and pops open a bottle of strong smelling booze, and proceeds to chug the whole bottle*

Welp, ima gettin sleepy, nice to meet ya though, there's a spare hammock behind ya *hic*

Oh good. A fat drunkard.
"My name is Nesumi. And thanks for offering a place to sleep. This day has been... Well it's been"
He's going to jump you.
He's not going to jump me.
When you get killed in your sleep I'm finding a new host.
*Nesumi lays in the hammock to sleep*
Fuck me, I just wanna go home. I'm so glad I took that casserole out of the oven.
Wait, I don't even like casserole...

---

((Sorry marx! I don't enjoy the insults, but the show must go on! It's already part of Ne(ga)sumi's character!))

(08-27-2015, 05:29 AM)Umbra Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 05:12 AM)Marxon Wrote: // you'll be lucky to get rid of the small stuff, big stuff will be impossible

// He has gloves that can change materials (following Equivalent Exchange, of course) and other aspects of reality (to a small extent- mostly just changes in appearance and things like that)... I don't think he'll have much trouble. He'll leave the chasm alone- just fixing what the infected animals hath wrought.

(08-27-2015, 05:32 AM)Marxon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 05:26 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote: Oh good. A fat drunkard.
"My name is Nesumi. And thanks for offering a place to sleep. This day has been... Well it's been"
He's going to jump you.
He's not going to jump me.
When you get killed in your sleep I'm finding a new host.
*Nesumi lays in the hammock to sleep*
Fuck me, I just wanna go home. I'm so glad I took that casserole out of the oven.
Wait, I don't even like casserole...

---

((Sorry marx! I don't enjoy the insults, but the show must go on! It's already part of Ne(ga)sumi's character!))

I'm not making a good case for myself am I, fat drunk...

Sorry, it's how I cope, how I'm not completely crazy now...
*sighs*

Id tell you my problems but you seem to have some of your own, I may be able to help you with whatever skeletal issues you have, I'll discuss that later.

Anyways, I need to sleep...

*curls up on his large bed, snuggling up to nothing but an anti tank railgun, cuddling the cold metallic killing machine like a teddy bear, it's obvious he's got issues*

(I find the insults rather funny actually, do keep it up)

(08-27-2015, 05:40 AM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 05:32 AM)Marxon Wrote: I'm not making a good case for myself am I, fat drunk...

Sorry, it's how I cope, how I'm not completely crazy now...
*sighs*

Id tell you my problems but you seem to have some of your own, I may be able to help you with whatever skeletal issues you have, I'll discuss that later.

Anyways, I need to sleep...

*curls up on his large bed, snuggling up to nothing but an anti tank railgun, cuddling the cold metallic killing machine like a teddy bear, it's obvious he's got issues*

(I find the insults rather funny actually, do keep it up)

He sleeps with a gun. I suppose he isn't ALL bad. I just hope he can find it in the morning. Anti-tank guns are useful.
But only against tanks though, right?
...Sure! Sure.
Right. Do you know what kinds of issues he has?
Of course I do. I know this whole story beginning to end.
Mind telling me?
Not gonna happen. Even someone like me has rules to follow.
Now SLEEP!
*Nesumi goes unconscious for the remainder of the night.*

I sincerely hope he can rewrite the story before his final act...
((Well, I dunno about you, but I'm going to go to bed in real irl because it's almost 3:00am right now.))

(08-27-2015, 05:32 AM)Marxon Wrote: // tiberium could just revert the change just as fast, and pump out lethal amounts of radiation in the process

(08-27-2015, 05:42 AM)Umbra Wrote:

(08-27-2015, 05:32 AM)Marxon Wrote: // tiberium could just revert the change just as fast, and pump out lethal amounts of radiation in the process

// It's more powerful/faster than you think. Besides, how else is he going to clean it up? It's his self-assigned job to do so.

(08-27-2015, 05:43 AM)Marxon Wrote: // how does an opera singer break glass, think about that maybe