06-04-2015, 12:29 AM
Things XCOM operatives aren\t allowed to say 2 Wrote:1) No, wearing a cardboard box is not an effective stealth technique. 1b) Yes, I know it worked for Vasquez the first time. But the second attempt was much less successful.
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1.) It is prohibited to scream "I am lightning, the rain transformed" while killing aliens using a machete. We are trying to be stealthy.
1a) Even if it puts you in touch with your "inner killer."
1b) Following the incident with Captain [REDACTED], all operatives who kill more than ██ aliens in a single operation using a machete will be required to undergo a full psychiatric evaluation.
4.) No, we do not, and will never, have "high-frequency blades."