06-26-2016, 09:42 AM
(06-26-2016, 09:21 AM)Surge Wrote: "Do you have any minerals?"
"M8 we're fucking swimming in them over here. We have so many minerals that when the lads in the treasury department go out on the town they make it rain durasteel bars! The alibi they have ready is that once this has made the strippers sufficiently resistant to blunt trauma we're gonna conscript all of them, but mostly we need to get rid of this shit, so how many do you need?"
Just a really fucking stupid joke from me playing Stellaris with a friend tonight.
I'm not sure about the idea of "armored stripper conscript"