06-09-2015, 05:50 PM
(06-09-2015, 05:32 PM)Umbra Wrote:Please prepare to receive flash training, side effects include temporary blindness, headaches, and insanity.(06-09-2015, 05:29 PM)Marxon Wrote: *a squad of beeping drones grab the body and ferry it to the advanced surgery suite, one drone decides to grab umbra by the tail and carry him along too*
*the drones all call out*
Please describe your pain on a scale of 1 to 10 so proper painkillers or opiates can be administered.
*the drones put Danu's lifeless body on the table and open her chest, first performing rapid angiogenesis on the heart to get it pumping blood with assistance from electrical stimulation, then the skin all over is decontaminated so she doesn't irradiate Umbra*
*the drones now speak in perfect harmony to umbra*
Individual, are you trained in surgery? If no, flash training can be provided.
Thrusters critically damaged, unable to ignite, furthermore, propulsion system X is currently in grounding phase, completion estimated in 2 hours.
Please remain calm, terraforming protocol compromised, drone fleet redirected to emergency hull repairs.
"HEY!"
Umbra yanks his tail back. "No tugging the tail."
"I'm not trained in medicine of any kind, unfortunately... I'm also kind of squeamish..." He's not looking toward the impromptu ER service.
"How does one fix the thrusters? I can help with that."
*a drone forcefully grabs umbra by the head and restrains him, then lines up 2 laser projectors to his eyes, and starts beaming massive amounts of information on modern medicine for multiple species, and oddly enough, cybernetics and engineering*
Infobeam complete, you are now a certified doctor.
*a very official certificate prints and lands in his hands*