05-23-2015, 03:10 AM
(05-23-2015, 03:04 AM)Penguin Wrote:(05-23-2015, 03:03 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: Huh? No, it won't hurt. Trust me, it's painless. Now then...
*You are swiftly placed into a tube filled with a green liquid. When you try to breathe inside...you realize you can.*
Alright, time to get to work. Since the fluid itself is laced with particles capable of reading and rewriting DNA, this makes it easier...sometimes I love the fact these frat guys can take almost anything from anywhere. The place that had this stuff must have been SUPER advanced. Eh.
*I start typing away on a control panel nearby, strings of letters and symbols appearing on the screen...*
*begins to freak out*
BLRGHGLGKHBL!
BLLRGHBLRGH!
Calm down. The glass won't break, the tube won't open unless I tell it to. There's nothing to worry about anyways, I'm a biologist. I know what to do, and the fact this machine can break down what specific parts of DNA do hel...oh, there it is!
*A few more keystrokes.*
Okay, so that'll fix your extreme vulnerability for getting addicted to substances such as alcohol and sugars. And for the more difficult part...uh...reducing your weight. You might feel kinda...really hot for a bit. That's normal, it's just your cells metabolizing the extreme amounts of excess fat. After that's over with, I can probably get some stem cells from elsewhere to repair your more-than-likely damaged liver. They'll propigate, and replace the worn out and damaged cells. Might need to do the same for the heart as well...
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