05-23-2015, 03:11 AM
(05-23-2015, 03:10 AM)Ehksidian Wrote:(05-23-2015, 03:04 AM)Penguin Wrote: *begins to freak out*
BLRGHGLGKHBL!
BLLRGHBLRGH!
Calm down. The glass won't break, the tube won't open unless I tell it to. There's nothing to worry about anyways, I'm a biologist. I know what to do, and the fact this machine can break down what specific parts of DNA do hel...oh, there it is!
*A few more keystrokes.*
Okay, so that'll fix your extreme vulnerability for getting addicted to substances such as alcohol and sugars. And for the more difficult part...uh...reducing your weight. You might feel kinda...really hot for a bit. That's normal, it's just your cells metabolizing the extreme amounts of excess fat. After that's over with, I can probably get some stem cells from elsewhere to repair your more-than-likely damaged liver. They'll propigate, and replace the worn out and damaged cells. Might need to do the same for the heart as well...
*sighs and shakes his head*
*doesn't seem to be breathing anymore.. most likely now holding his breath*
Bow down, overdweller.