08-27-2015, 06:24 PM
(08-27-2015, 06:20 PM)TheSpiderDungeon Wrote:(08-27-2015, 06:04 PM)Marxon Wrote: Your jack is what? 2 inches long?
*turns around and parts the feathers on his spine, showing a massive outcropping of electronics that cover 2/3 of his spine*
Mine is ten times that, it has quite a few... extra features, the details of which I can't tell you without making you a liability...
Homemade ones tend to have the loudest signal bleed and the lowest security. Hmmmmm...
*you feel a piercing pain in your neck before you hear someone say "beached whale reporting in"*
Yeah... top secret military grade hardware, and I'm filled to the brim with it...
*everything suddenly changes about him with a neck spasm, his posture straightens, his voice deepens, and his face adopts a scowl, he then grabs him by the neck in an impossibly strong chokehold, then whispers into his ear*
Tell anyone, I'll know, then I'll find you and kill you, try to collect the bounty on me, dead... try to run, you get the point...
*lets go, backs up, and shivers, the abberant behavior suddenly disappearing*
Now, where was I?
This guy. I think I like him.
"You were telling me about this bounty of yours. How much? Mine's about 17 billion credits! Turns out people don't like it when you excavate a planet for tiberium! Ha!"
Good idea. Tell him we're worth 17 billion. What could possibly go wrong? I'll search for a new host...
That's small time compared to me, I'm in the trillions now.
Don't worry, this place appears on very few star charts, and none of them list it as habitable... this is a great hiding place.
You're among friends, okay?
*holds out his arms for a hug, smiling... like a hungry shark*