07-12-2015, 09:02 AM
Me and Rogue were discussing Star Wars, apparently he has difficulty understanding someone talking at 500x the average human's talk speed
Playing CS:GO be like:
Another one bites de_Dust.
Unturned be like...
"Hi, are you friendly?"
"FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!"
*Runs over in ute.
Gmod...
"Jamie, Jamie stop spawning nukes, Jamie what are you doing. Jamie. Stahp."
PA...
"So we have control of this planet here, here, they have control of this planet. Daniel how many nukes do we have."
"20. I'm working on this, fire them and drag-"
"I know what to do, have got a slight problem-"
"Oh FFS. Jamie fire them."
"On it. Hey we have 20 nukes, hang on let me click on this factory... Oh shit, shit, shit."
"Jamie, what have you done."
"Nothing."
"Oh fucking hell, Jamie!"
Don't starve...
"I'm doing we-... Shit... ... ... FUCKING STUPID BASTARD FROGS, FUCKING HOUNDS, DONE WITH THIS SHIT!"
*Slams door.
Minecraft...
"What gamemode?"
"You pick."
"Okay, /friend."
"Nah it's full"
"It was empty!"
-Many years later-
"We're in... and I've been murdered by a teleporting guy with a Steve skin... DONE WITH THIS SHIT-
Robocraft...
*Crashes into rock
*crashes into hill
*crashes into team mate
*crashes into enemy fusion reactor
*Is torn to shreds by a guy using tier 5 SMGs in tier 3.
"Done with this-
Cookie Clicker...
*Click
'+1 Cookie'
-15 Clicks later-
Okay so I can have a cursor, oh so you buy things to automate it and you have upgrades so this is a...
-Decades later-
*clickclickclickclickclick.
+999,999,999,999
"HELP ME!"
Broforce...
Everything is Awesome...(Kill me before I sing that...too late, get the nukes.)
Unturned 3.0...
"(Me) you have 600 hours in Unturned."
"Must...Finish...Map"
*Places one last clock.
"Done ???"
"House 305..."
"Shit..."
Portal...
"This goes here and this goes here. This will wor- AHHHHHH!!!"
*Pings off into space.
Playing Starsector be like...
Fleet
SKS Unica-Hammerhead
SKS Felis- Wolf
SKS Leo- Conquest
SKS Polio- Wolf
SKS Steven Hawking-Buffalo
Playing CS:GO be like:
Another one bites de_Dust.
Unturned be like...
"Hi, are you friendly?"
"FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!"
*Runs over in ute.
Gmod...
"Jamie, Jamie stop spawning nukes, Jamie what are you doing. Jamie. Stahp."
PA...
"So we have control of this planet here, here, they have control of this planet. Daniel how many nukes do we have."
"20. I'm working on this, fire them and drag-"
"I know what to do, have got a slight problem-"
"Oh FFS. Jamie fire them."
"On it. Hey we have 20 nukes, hang on let me click on this factory... Oh shit, shit, shit."
"Jamie, what have you done."
"Nothing."
"Oh fucking hell, Jamie!"
Don't starve...
"I'm doing we-... Shit... ... ... FUCKING STUPID BASTARD FROGS, FUCKING HOUNDS, DONE WITH THIS SHIT!"
*Slams door.
Minecraft...
"What gamemode?"
"You pick."
"Okay, /friend."
"Nah it's full"
"It was empty!"
-Many years later-
"We're in... and I've been murdered by a teleporting guy with a Steve skin... DONE WITH THIS SHIT-
Robocraft...
*Crashes into rock
*crashes into hill
*crashes into team mate
*crashes into enemy fusion reactor
*Is torn to shreds by a guy using tier 5 SMGs in tier 3.
"Done with this-
Cookie Clicker...
*Click
'+1 Cookie'
-15 Clicks later-
Okay so I can have a cursor, oh so you buy things to automate it and you have upgrades so this is a...
-Decades later-
*clickclickclickclickclick.
+999,999,999,999
"HELP ME!"
Broforce...
Everything is Awesome...(Kill me before I sing that...too late, get the nukes.)
Unturned 3.0...
"(Me) you have 600 hours in Unturned."
"Must...Finish...Map"
*Places one last clock.
"Done ???"
"House 305..."
"Shit..."
Portal...
"This goes here and this goes here. This will wor- AHHHHHH!!!"
*Pings off into space.
Playing Starsector be like...
Fleet
SKS Unica-Hammerhead
SKS Felis- Wolf
SKS Leo- Conquest
SKS Polio- Wolf
SKS Steven Hawking-Buffalo