07-14-2015, 10:46 AM
Shaadaris' List of Bad Ideas (In Terraria):
-Enemies and bosses no longer drop items or money. Where would they store them, anyway?
-Yrimir Mode: Enemies insta-kill, including bosses, and all move at 2x speed. All modifiers and set bonuses removed from the game. Flight time and jump height halved. Fall damage insta-kills.
-Cave-ins occur randomly if you mine while not placing wooden beams as supports.
-Using a fishing pole against the Moon Lord will now distract it and its True Eyes of Cthulu, interrupting their attacks and ending Moon Bite.
-The Nymph can now move in to your city. She will follow you around and constantly send chat messages at you along the lines of "Notice me senpai!"
-You must now get to the final wave of any event in order to get any item drops from enemies in said event.
-Upon entering Hardmode in Expert Mode, the Inception Horn plays. Repeatedly. For five minutes. Even if the game is muted. Or tabbed out.
-Excalibur and True Excalibur will repeatedly call you "fool" and tell you their story before bursting into song.
-Pirate Invasions will now have a 33% chance of occuring daily after the first Demon Altar is smashed after entering Hardmode.
-The Wall of Flesh is now drawn with hyperrealistic graphics.
-The Twins are now siamese.
-The Moon Lord now spawns during the Lunar Event.
-The Magic Mirror will no longer bring you home if you are not deemed fairest of them all.
-Every texture in the game is now replaced with the Twilight Dye texture.
-Party Girl now sells mini-nukes for use with the Minishark.
-Meteors will now aim for your town.
-Rangers now have an equivalent to the Mana Sickness debuff: They have to reload after every n bullets or arrows.
-Mana consumption doubled. Mana sickness debuff is now twice as strong.
-Worm-type enemies now destroy blocks they go through.
-Items now have a despawn timer.
-Reforging now has a chance to break your item.
-The Tax Collecter now collects taxes from you.
-Obsidian set bonus: Enemies flee because you look awesome.
-Armor now slows your movement speed.
-Bundle of Balloons now floats you up until you reach space and suffocate.
-Space now suffocates you.
-Enemies can now break wires.
-Enemies can now destroy doors like Goblins.
-Microtransactions added for gold and exclusive weapons!
-Developer armor now makes you immortal.
-Every weapon now destroys blocks on contact.
-Waterbolt no longer bounces or pierces.
-Magic Missile is now a literal missile.
-Item drop rates from Skeletron decreased.
-Dungeon Guardian now has a 0.001% chance to drop the Bone Key.
-New Ocean variant: Lava ocean.
-New Hallowed variant: Psychadelland. Everything flashes like rainbow bricks, but out of sync with eachother.
-New Summoning item: Staff of Everscamp.
-All bosses now become enraged if fought on the surface.
-Duke Fishron speed increased threefold.
-Rod of Discord now has a chance to randomly teleport you inside blocks, suffocating you, or a random place on the map.
-The Goblin Army can now only be summoned via the Battle Standard.
-Goblin Scout spawnrate reduced by 75%.
-If the Guide and Moon Lord collide, the game crashes.
-The Truffle will now become hyperactive if placed in a location that is not blue.
-Shroomite gear will now release spores and turn you into a clicker.
-Gravity Globe now changes gravity for everything except you.
-All blocks are now affected by gravity.
-Removed vanity slots and dyes.
-Removed hermes boots and variants. Removed rocket boots.
-Lucky Horseshoe becomes Unlucky Horseshoe if Gravitation Potion or Gravity Globe is used.
-Life cap lowered to 200.
-Debuffs are now permanent unless healed by the Nurse.
-Yrimir Mode: Enemies insta-kill, including bosses, and all move at 2x speed. All modifiers and set bonuses removed from the game. Flight time and jump height halved. Fall damage insta-kills.
-Cave-ins occur randomly if you mine while not placing wooden beams as supports.
-Using a fishing pole against the Moon Lord will now distract it and its True Eyes of Cthulu, interrupting their attacks and ending Moon Bite.
-The Nymph can now move in to your city. She will follow you around and constantly send chat messages at you along the lines of "Notice me senpai!"
-You must now get to the final wave of any event in order to get any item drops from enemies in said event.
-Upon entering Hardmode in Expert Mode, the Inception Horn plays. Repeatedly. For five minutes. Even if the game is muted. Or tabbed out.
-Excalibur and True Excalibur will repeatedly call you "fool" and tell you their story before bursting into song.
-Pirate Invasions will now have a 33% chance of occuring daily after the first Demon Altar is smashed after entering Hardmode.
-The Wall of Flesh is now drawn with hyperrealistic graphics.
-The Twins are now siamese.
-The Moon Lord now spawns during the Lunar Event.
-The Magic Mirror will no longer bring you home if you are not deemed fairest of them all.
-Every texture in the game is now replaced with the Twilight Dye texture.
-Party Girl now sells mini-nukes for use with the Minishark.
-Meteors will now aim for your town.
-Rangers now have an equivalent to the Mana Sickness debuff: They have to reload after every n bullets or arrows.
-Mana consumption doubled. Mana sickness debuff is now twice as strong.
-Worm-type enemies now destroy blocks they go through.
-Items now have a despawn timer.
-Reforging now has a chance to break your item.
-The Tax Collecter now collects taxes from you.
-Obsidian set bonus: Enemies flee because you look awesome.
-Armor now slows your movement speed.
-Bundle of Balloons now floats you up until you reach space and suffocate.
-Space now suffocates you.
-Enemies can now break wires.
-Enemies can now destroy doors like Goblins.
-Microtransactions added for gold and exclusive weapons!
-Developer armor now makes you immortal.
-Every weapon now destroys blocks on contact.
-Waterbolt no longer bounces or pierces.
-Magic Missile is now a literal missile.
-Item drop rates from Skeletron decreased.
-Dungeon Guardian now has a 0.001% chance to drop the Bone Key.
-New Ocean variant: Lava ocean.
-New Hallowed variant: Psychadelland. Everything flashes like rainbow bricks, but out of sync with eachother.
-New Summoning item: Staff of Everscamp.
-All bosses now become enraged if fought on the surface.
-Duke Fishron speed increased threefold.
-Rod of Discord now has a chance to randomly teleport you inside blocks, suffocating you, or a random place on the map.
-The Goblin Army can now only be summoned via the Battle Standard.
-Goblin Scout spawnrate reduced by 75%.
-If the Guide and Moon Lord collide, the game crashes.
-The Truffle will now become hyperactive if placed in a location that is not blue.
-Shroomite gear will now release spores and turn you into a clicker.
-Gravity Globe now changes gravity for everything except you.
-All blocks are now affected by gravity.
-Removed vanity slots and dyes.
-Removed hermes boots and variants. Removed rocket boots.
-Lucky Horseshoe becomes Unlucky Horseshoe if Gravitation Potion or Gravity Globe is used.
-Life cap lowered to 200.
-Debuffs are now permanent unless healed by the Nurse.