08-04-2015, 10:29 PM
So there's an SCP who's like, some sort of adolescent eldritch being, anyways cults randomly kinda latch onto him and try to break into his containment unit for various rituals, which usually prompts a response from him along the lines of "listen, I'm trying to eat breakfast and now you've got blood on my newspaper, so thanks you jerks, now could you go do your orgy thing somewhere else before you get blood on ME?"
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"IF I DO NOT RETURN INFORM MY HUMAN COHABITANTS THAT I FEEL STRONGLY FOR THEM"