08-14-2015, 02:28 AM
(08-14-2015, 02:20 AM)Marxon Wrote: So, I was walking the dog, went under a tree, saw a spider dangling, thought "meh"
Turned around to look at it again, noticed something very very wrong...
IT WAS FLOATING CLOSER
My natural response was to start screaming "FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHER FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK" and run like an olympic sprinter.
THAT THING WAS FLOATING TOWARDS ME! HOLY FUCKSHITS!
I need a minute to catch my breath.
Wow! It would have be worse if it actually landed on you...