12-02-2015, 04:21 PM
(12-02-2015, 03:39 PM)Umbra Wrote:(12-02-2015, 05:36 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: the term is meat shield.
Fun Fact: our D&D party has a Half-Orc Barbarian named Meaten Von Shielder. He has the highest HP and AC out of all of us.
Fun fact: Human bones are so light that they only comprise about 7.8% of an average human's body weight. They're also one of the strongest bio-materials known to man, requiring about 19000 lbs to break a cubic inch of bone. Although you guys probably already knew that, since your all fucking geniuses compared to the average person I meet on a day-to-day basis.