12-21-2015, 07:25 AM
(12-21-2015, 07:18 AM)Surge Wrote: They'll show themselves when the stars decide to fucking align, otherwise the person who needed their help will either off themselves or shut everything so far out of their mind that we'll never hear about they desperately needed somebody and no one ever came.
You forgot that it also needs to be a blue moon on Friday the 13th, with a double rainbow happening at the same time as Hailley's comet arrives, the Sun supernovas, and North Korea finally stops being a militant country. Oh, and China needs to stop child labor, too.