01-28-2016, 09:55 PM
[4:49:29 PM] Surge: so I joined a match in my M60
[4:50:00 PM] Surge: got in an argument with some top clan flunky about how AFVs are objectively inferior to MBTs and he gets all "well why am I doing damage then?"
[4:50:13 PM] Surge: I get very little done because I'm typing instead of driving
[4:50:22 PM] Surge: he tries to friend request me afterwards to rub it in
[4:50:31 PM] Surge: fuck that
[4:50:34 PM] Surge: queue up again
[4:50:39 PM] Surge: there he is again, in a chieftan
[4:51:05 PM] Surge: he overextends and dies, I'm still going, he's still going on about how I'm just a baddy who needs to defer to his eternal tanking wisdom
[4:51:17 PM] Surge: up to 2k damage dealt, still rolling
[4:51:33 PM] Surge: get in a nasty brawl with an enemy chieftan, barely come out
[4:51:50 PM] Surge: he starts flaming me in all chat because I should have roflstomped that guy what the fuck was I doing
[4:52:10 PM] Surge: enemy chieftan chimes in "oh hey, nice to see you're just a cunt everywhere"
[4:52:29 PM] Surge: everyone starts dogpiling him for being a holier than thou cunt, I'm still rolling around killing people
[4:53:03 PM] Surge: finally he starts talking about how he has a 71% win rate in his chieftan and I say "yeah you're MLG pro god, but we carried you through this match, remember that"
[4:53:42 PM] Surge: end with 3k damage
[4:54:06 PM] Surge: HE loaded because I can't MBT-70s frontally and he starts yelling "Surge isn't even that good, look at him! he uses HE!"
[4:50:00 PM] Surge: got in an argument with some top clan flunky about how AFVs are objectively inferior to MBTs and he gets all "well why am I doing damage then?"
[4:50:13 PM] Surge: I get very little done because I'm typing instead of driving
[4:50:22 PM] Surge: he tries to friend request me afterwards to rub it in
[4:50:31 PM] Surge: fuck that
[4:50:34 PM] Surge: queue up again
[4:50:39 PM] Surge: there he is again, in a chieftan
[4:51:05 PM] Surge: he overextends and dies, I'm still going, he's still going on about how I'm just a baddy who needs to defer to his eternal tanking wisdom
[4:51:17 PM] Surge: up to 2k damage dealt, still rolling
[4:51:33 PM] Surge: get in a nasty brawl with an enemy chieftan, barely come out
[4:51:50 PM] Surge: he starts flaming me in all chat because I should have roflstomped that guy what the fuck was I doing
[4:52:10 PM] Surge: enemy chieftan chimes in "oh hey, nice to see you're just a cunt everywhere"
[4:52:29 PM] Surge: everyone starts dogpiling him for being a holier than thou cunt, I'm still rolling around killing people
[4:53:03 PM] Surge: finally he starts talking about how he has a 71% win rate in his chieftan and I say "yeah you're MLG pro god, but we carried you through this match, remember that"
[4:53:42 PM] Surge: end with 3k damage
[4:54:06 PM] Surge: HE loaded because I can't MBT-70s frontally and he starts yelling "Surge isn't even that good, look at him! he uses HE!"
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