01-28-2016, 11:53 PM
Quote:We had just gotten to the bottom of a crypt, searching for an artifact of resurrection for our party mascot. Turns out it was protected by a skeleton. Our party has a habit of being punny at any given time.Death by puns
DM: the skeleton sits atop a throne of skulls, and has a glowing sapphire in its left eye.
Ranger: At least he’s keeping an eye out.
DM: The skeleton grows larger by about six inches and begins giving off an aura of power.
Cleric (me): Seems he has a bone to pick with us.
DM: He grows by another six inches and his aura strengthens.
Berserker: Glad to see he has some spine.
-A flurry of puns later the skeleton has grown to about 20 ft tall-
DM: The skeleton’s head hits the ceiling. His aura is overwhelming.
Rogue: He must weigh a skele-Ton
Berserker: Just throw me a bone here, when can I smash him?
Ranger: Not much longer, we have to finish ribbing him first.
-And that’s the story of how we killed a boss by crushing it with puns-