02-28-2016, 12:02 AM
"don't fighters get a second attack?"
"at level 3"
"oh yeah speaking of what martial archetype did you choose?"
"but I'm not level 3"
"WHAT!? He's supposed to be level 3, didn't you tell him that?"
"I did!"
"I WAS NOT TOLD I NEEDED TO BE LEVEL 3"
"oh my god he's level 1"
So, as a level 1 fighting ogres I managed to kill 2 kobolds, mortally wound a third, and hit one of the ogres square in the shoulder after accidentally throwing a handaxe at it.
I like this game.
It must have taken us 2 or 3 turns just to kill one ogre with the entire town guard helping us. They missed on every turn and I missed an immobile ogre like, 2 or 3 times with my longsword, then rolled shit for damage when I finally hit it. Then the mage decided to kill it with a magic missile enema, and we all got showered in gore and I broke my axe.
"at level 3"
"oh yeah speaking of what martial archetype did you choose?"
"but I'm not level 3"
"WHAT!? He's supposed to be level 3, didn't you tell him that?"
"I did!"
"I WAS NOT TOLD I NEEDED TO BE LEVEL 3"
"oh my god he's level 1"
So, as a level 1 fighting ogres I managed to kill 2 kobolds, mortally wound a third, and hit one of the ogres square in the shoulder after accidentally throwing a handaxe at it.
I like this game.
It must have taken us 2 or 3 turns just to kill one ogre with the entire town guard helping us. They missed on every turn and I missed an immobile ogre like, 2 or 3 times with my longsword, then rolled shit for damage when I finally hit it. Then the mage decided to kill it with a magic missile enema, and we all got showered in gore and I broke my axe.
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