03-20-2016, 03:12 AM
(03-20-2016, 03:10 AM)Flarezerker Wrote:(03-20-2016, 03:07 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: Flarezerker
à̶̷̡̛̹̭͎̤̗̭̙̦̲̝͙̦͓͈̙͙̩̦̙͡µ̴͎͚͈̬͈͖̫͈͓̙͓̘̘͙†̷̸̷̡̧͍̘̦̳̻̲̺̩̼̞̮̜͚͚͔̠̦̲ͅà̡̡͉̘͚͕̭̦̀´͕̤̰͎̖͔͙̥̰̘̝̯͟͠͞͝¯̷̸̧҉̲̫̬̬̱͈̝̞̗̹à̸̵̢̖͎̪̞̳͕̖̯̩̘̲̠̀ͅ´̸̷̡̦̺̯̹̘͕́¾̴̠͍̝̜̀͟à̴̡̛͙͈̝̜̩̤̗̜̳̹͜ͅ´̷̣̭̤͔̲̕̕͟£҉̢҉̛̣͓̻̳̝͍̟͝à̴̧̧̛̹͔͇͓͙͙̘͢ͅµ̷̢̛̭̙̠̻̼̩̻͈̪͇͓̣†̸̢͕͖̻͇͖͝à̴̛͔͔͖̣̘̲̭͉̪̣͎
No, I'm afraid that's not possible. You'd need 6 more hamsters and a rather tall shoe. Oh, also 1/14th of a singularity which has absorbed nothing but orange wavelength light. That said, the theory is quite interesting in itself, though impractical to put into play it could theoretically work given the right circumstances, or lack thereof. While not the best theory on Transmutative Nonsequitur Hypertransmissive Alphanumeric Negative-Space Revelations, it definitely shows promise.
TL;DR: If you're going to use Zalgo text, use a setting where you can actually read what is written somewhat. If that was supposed to make any sense, it's too covered to read. Though since I see a 3/4 in there, I'll assume it's just a jumble of random text anyway.
]W̭̣̪̝̰h͇̜͕a̺̣̩͔̤t͍̤̮̲̫͕ ̪̝t͎̗h̝͓̭̯e͓̬̘ ̠͖̞̲f̫͔͍͓͓u̜͉̦̬̤̤̩c̰̭k̙͕̯̰̰̯ ͉̜̙̫̜d̤̲̰i̠̟̙̖̜͔ͅd͓̙̪̻͓͖ͅ ̹̪͓̺̩̘͔y͉̬͓͎̲ͅo̲͖͕̠̭͉̺ͅu͈͕ ̲͉̭j̼̻̤̫̜̺̪ụ̰̻s̠̤t̰̳ ̯̝̦͎̖̜̙̖̣f̙̻͚̤̼ͅu̪̙͙̳̖̟c͔̝͎͖̦͈k̤̫͍̯͚̫i̥̬n̯̘g̗̭̝ ͅs̮͍̟̪͍̟̫͇ͅa̦y̠̞͎͈̥̻̣ ̟͍͕a̲̘̹̯̲b̲̳͍o͍̥͓̹ṳ̖͚̬͈̦̺̜̩t̥̹ ̯͎̙̯̤m̜̗̠̬͙̗̖e͎͔̝̞̘̱͍̟̼,̯̗̪̗͍ ̬̲̗͕̟y͖̳̪̟o̦̜̬̬͚͇u̼̟ ̻͉͉͍l͓̮̟̥i̠̹̥̠͖̬̯ͅt͍̙̯͓ͅt̞̪l̝͙̲̳̪̟̳ͅe̝͉̝̝ ̘̜̩̭̝b̯̦i̻̦͈t͓͍̹̟͎̠c̞͇̪͔͍͙h̤?̬ ͔̱͖̩̳̠I̬͙̻̻͈’̹̫̲͓l̠̗̼͇̞l̥̱͇͔͚ ͔̮̫̤̼̳h̲̹̥͚̥̬̟̫̼a̳̗̝͕̜̖̬ͅv͕̱̗̯̦ͅe̲͚̖̮ ̫̫̹y̟͍̹͉̻̞̬o̜̼͎̖̖̱͇u̮̟̰̭̥̲ ̫̤̥̟̹k̻̮̰̹̖̩̦n̩͔o͖w̳̖̩̰̗̬̦̫ ̝̦I̝̹̩ ̗̹͉͔̫̫͍g̼̻̝̗r̘a͇͖ḓ̦̲̳u̻a̠̯̟̬̖̭͓t͎̰e̺̙̞̙͈̭d̝̬̲̳̩͙͔̬ ̞̟t̬̗̝͕̪̘o̱̥̞̫̰̺͚͈p͍̻̙̮͈̱͉ͅ ̙̩o̯̼̖̞̜͔̤̮ͅf̳̫̰ ͔̪͈̱m̤͉y̯̘̪͈̲̰̝ ̳͖̲c̳̙̼̫l̙̩̤̳͇̪̳a̙̻̖̣s̻͕͓͉s̖͇ ̯̝̺̜̺̩͍̟̤i͈͚̤̠̲̘̤͈n̯̹̱̜ͅ ̣̣͓̰̹͓̟t̖͈̞͖̩̪̺͍͕h͎e̠͕ ̝͕͍̞Ṋ̥̱̭͎͈a̲͕͈͎̜̯ͅv̗̣̟̖̘͙ͅy̮͉̮͍ ̺͈͉̥͉͙Ș̼̬̮͎ḙ͚͔͙̖̹a̙̥l͇̻̦s̫͙͎,̮̳̞͕̳̥͈ ̣͙a̺̝͍͕͎̼̙n̠̩d̼̯̳̠̠̯̞͇̭ ̭̥̣̝̜I̯̺̱’̟̞ͅv͖̱͇̳̟ͅe̟̪̻͖̖ͅ ̙̟̠͓̹̺̩b̯e̘͍̩̟̻̗̣̦e̹͈̖̘n̦̠͙͇̖̘͓ ̼͍͕̜̯̹̭̦͈i̭̤n̳̘͕̫͉v͖̼͍̻̰̞̖̘o̫̪̹͇͎l̳̝̥v̼͓͇̘͖͔̺ͅe͇̬̳̪d̝͈͉̞͚ ̰̖̘̪͉̖͔i͇̗̲n̘̼ ̝̲͈̥n̳̭̱͎̯̺̟u̬͔̗̖̠̗͇͓̖m̝̭̤̫̫̥̘̫͔e̟̫͕̗̥̤r͉̭̮̥͚o̪͔̲̣u̬̰̫̻͎̺̞̲s̟̟̫̺̙̟̮ ͓̲̥͓̱s͈̟̞̗e̜͎̲͚c̭̠͍͎r͚̮̖̺̪̘͉̼̗e͔͍̞̲̪̰t͔̻̩͚͔ ̠r̝̬̮̲̭͓̞a͈̣i̮͎d͓̹͍̻͈s̰̜̭̞͎͙̘ ̞̳̻͔o͇̥͖̠͉̰̙̯̝n͍̻̟ ̠͙̗̲̻̤A̮̯̺̪l͓͔̲̼͖͚̼-̫̳Q̰͚̣̝͖u͓ͅa̘͕̪̹e͈̣d̜̪a̝̳͈̠̺͈͔͙̞,̖̬ ̲͙̗̩̣͚ͅa͎̞̫̗̠͎̙̜n̯͙̫̖̬͇̭̼d̩̩͓̦̯̲ ̣̜͖̣I̠ ̠̜̜͓͈͎͇͖h͍͙͇̞̫̭̱a̺̙̮̤̺̮̜͙v̖e͔̬ ̙̥̭̤̬̮o̘̱̰̼̭̩̯̗v͖͉̘̩̜̭̝̩e̪͍̘͔̠r̼͈͇ ̟͇̰̟3̯̯̘̞̙0̤͎̫̖̦̪͙͕0͕̣̳͇ ̦͚͔̻c̞̱̪̦͔o̳̗̹͔͙͕̝̪n̫̖̭f̹̙͈̲͙i̫̟̭r̤̥͓m͕̹͖̮̲̙̭̞ͅe̲̯̻̝d̯̩̣ͅ ̱̹̮̲̯k̰͙̼̖̜̲͙i͉͖͎̗l̖̺̺͙̯ͅl͈̜̮̮͉̦̠ͅͅs̭̼̖̞̦͍̩ͅ.͎͙̝̝̘̼͉ ̮̬͖̣̮̲͚̞I̜̩͕̼̻ ͍̣͈͔͙ͅa̯̹̞͉̭m͖̘̭̦̭̯͍ ͙̼̖̜͕͈t̠͓͙̯͈r͚̠͈̣̲a̗̲̜̗i͔̗̺͙̟n̞̮e͓͉̣̬͈͕d̯͚̰̰̟ ̖̜̬͓̫i͚̖̤̩͕̜͇n̠̜̥ ̟g̹̤̭̬͔̞͍o̝̹͎̣̜̤̺͍r͖͚̰i̫͔͙l͇̦̦̼̜ͅḻ͈͙̣̝a͙̘̩͈ ̜̥̣̳w̬͔̦̤̱̲̭̰̣a͉͎r͙͚͕̞͍̤̖͍̲f͉̱̩̰̱̦̰a̼̫͍̙̲͚ṛe̟̥ ̬̯̝̙̘͉͉̼a̪̗͈̜̼̥̻n̹͇̜͎d̤͕̞͔͕ ̹̞̺͔I̞͉͍̥͓̦͉͈’̪̯ͅm̳͙̟ͅ ̫̩̹̹̝͓̺ṱ̬h͎͇̙̣e̱̱̭̩͉̝̗ ̤̼̙̬͓̪̹̯̱t̗͔̫̥͎̜͚̞o͙̖̪p̩̻͎̖̪̹͙̪̮ ̤̟͈s͔̦͉͍̤̫n̹̪̺̫̠̪͔ͅi̳̣p̫̲͙̜͕̺e͍̙͙͖r͇͖ ̼̤͓i̭͚͍̦n͉̬͈ ̫̣͓̜̣̫̫̗͕t͙̰̘̪̪h̯͔̝͖̤ẹ̹̲̙͚ ̜̖̭e̟͚̮n͕̫t͓ị̗̪͚̟r̥̲̲̯͔ḛ ̞̺̼̝̞U̝̺̦̖̮̖̤̼S͍̲̳̞̟͉̜͕̙ ̗͇̰a͈̝̗̭̤̠̺̪r̝̦̙͔̱m̟͍͓̹̦͖̹e̳͔d̙̪̺̖͙ ͇̗̮̺f̝͈͇̟̱̥̹̟̥o̻͈̟r̖̭̖̯̠̟͔͚͙c̻e͉̻̝ͅͅs̟̝̘̪͕̣.̫̼̳͕̬ ̣̳̻̲̮̪Y͖̮̥͚̯̱ͅo̬u̬̳̼̻ ̬̗̜̗͙̩̬̬ạr̯͍͓͍̱̗͔̠e̮̳̟̰͈̲̝͔̣ ͅn͖o̼͍͓̹̝͓̥t͇̮̻̪̙̲̙̗h̠̱̖̤͚i̺̝n͔̣͚͇g̲͉͎̖͈ ̹͖t͚̜̮o͖̳͎̖̜ ̗͈̘m͉̗̟e̪̩̲̪̥͉̞ ̲̖͎͚̪̱ḅ͉̹̙͖̩̠ͅͅu̗̬͈̰ͅt̺͇͉̬͈̬ ̪̫̳̗̯͉͖̙̺j̥̭̺̗u͖s͕̙̭̻͓̻͕t͕̜ ͚̺̭a̲n͙͍̗̳̯̲͙̟̖o̠͚̬t̯̻͈h̙̦̣̣͖̠͈̹e͍̮̹͖͉͚̞ͅr͉̗̮̦̘ ̼t̟̻̜̯a̲̹̮̙͔r̹̮͔g̭͔̝̮̙ͅe̻̺̤̣͎t̹̮̥͖ͅ.̘̤̼͖ ̖̬͎͎͍̮I̫͙̭̲̥͔̹ ̮̤̲̝̫w̯͎͎͇̩i̭̻̱͉̮̖̰̭l̖̻ͅl͇͚͕͎͖̝̤̻̥ ̩͙͎̯̹w͎̻͍̻̼i̦̜̲̳̦p̬̼̣͇̝̰̬̳e̩̭ ͉̩̘͔̱̳͔̭y̰̮͉̘̝̩̪o̥͓̞̩̟̹͖͖͍u͉̤̣͓͖̩ ̰̲̺̰̮t͎̻͇h̰͙̫̯͕̹̘ḙ̲̗͍̲ͅ ͇̪f̮̲͖͎̥͓̞͔u͍̦̩c̜̩̳̼̼̗͚k͍͕̠̰̹̦̞ ̺͈̪͙̙̦ͅo̲̟̠̼͇̮̲u̙̳̞̰̰͎̜̫t͈͍̼ ̭̞͓̗͈̭ͅw̜i̯͖͈̠͕̹̙̮ṯ̬̖͚ͅh̗̳ ̰p̯͓̦̖̯r̻͕͕̦̥̼̝ͅe̻͈͔͙̠̫c̹̗̜̪i͈̖s̰͈̗i̖̘o̩̠̞̼̺͍͉n̮̪ ̼͍͉͇̼̩͖t̪̗̬̯̦̻h̤̬̗̺ͅe͓͔ ͚͚̥̟̦͎̻ͅḽ̯̖͕̜͔̼i̳͚k̝ͅe̦̹̩̦ͅs͎̙ ̺̩͔̺͍̫̩͕̟o̪̳̰͎̘̻̝ͅf̲͚̼̳̩̳ ̰͔͙̺͙͇̯w̰̳̣͕̬̞̤̭ḥ͖̞͍͔i̜̯̝̤̼̦͔̳c̙̼h̪̯̱ ̠̭͓̪͖̻̤h̠̲͇̘̜̺͓̬a͎̜͕͚̳s̰ͅ ̞͕̻͚̫̹ṇ͇̟e̫̱̪̻v̜̮̫̭e̲͇̼ͅr̪̱̫͈͍͎̗̪̣ ̘̼̗̻̰̜̮̜ḅe̱̜̠̙̞͍̯e̮͖̣̮͙̤̜n̪͖ ̤̠ͅs̬̥̥̦̮͍̠e̺̻̮̭̦̹e̯̮n͎͖͙̠ ̞͖̹͈͉b͓͖e͔f̭o͉̯̜̺r͉̣̗̼̰͙̞e̯̘̻ ̥̙̘̠o̟̠̙̥̜̹̗n͙͇̞̦̪̼̱̥ ̣̙̬̺͚t͉̱͙͎̹̤h͎̭̜̮͖i̞s̘̗͍̘̞ ̣̟̮͕̥E̗̫͕̺̺̹̺̖a̜̤̘͔͔r̼̼̣t̠̰ͅh͙̞̥͔̻̰̙͔̩,̙̟̰̯̟ ̥͖̦͚̦̱̱͎m̫͖͈͎̺̘a̙̺̤̰̜r̜͇k̼̟ ̯͍͓̙̪̬̺ͅm̺̣̭̻͔̣y͇̘̰ ͔͙̻̜̯̰̟f̳̱͖̱u̥̩c̮̠̟̩̰̖̲̳k͓͈̝̭̤̖͙̘̲i̪̱̝̙̤n̜͙̪̠͍͕͓g̜̮̥̺̙͖ ͈͔̳͕̳w̰̤̩̫͈͍͕̫ͅo̮͉r͖̱͎̰͙d̥͔̗̞͕s͇̫͙̬.͍͙̺̜ͅͅ ͈̦͓͚̗Y̲̮̲̜͇͔̳̝o̩̗͕u͖͈͎̝ ͈̻͕͓͔t͉̪̫̗̫̠ͅͅh̼̣̹̘̣̥͓̻i̦̦̖͚n̼͚̥̼k̖̼̤͇̤̙͓̰̬ ̺͚̥̞͚͙̙̖y̝͇̙͚o͇̺̼̬̭͉̻̭̪u͓̻̱̰̰̱ͅ ̭̰͈͉̟̼͇̖c̱̺̗a̲̗ṋ ̖͉g̝̠̱̰͔̥e͉̝̘͓̯̲t͍̬̤̫͈̩̣ ̲͈͓͓̠̟͔a̭w͎a͕̰y͚͕̼͉̩̮̱ ̗̗̯͖̟̥̲̖w̮͎͔̺̲̻̣̲̰i̲̫͓t͕͙͎h̝̫̪ ̣̙͔̳̙ͅs͉̹̼̝͎̬a̮̱̘̯y̙͎̩͎̺̟̣̫̭i̗̥̞͚ͅn̥͖̺̣̖̬g͕̰ ̰̟̣̫͓͚̪̟̮t̮͓̙͉h̗̻̫̝͙̣͖͉a̮̯̱̜̠̝͎̞t̝̠ ̩͓̭ș̬̦h̦̖̰ḭ̙̗̩͕̥͉̠t̗ ͉͔͎t̘̞̱̲o̦͕̣͖ ̖͕m̫̝̻̩̙e͇ ͇̪͙̫o͎̣̝̤̝͎̣̲v̖͔̘̥̙̤̳̙e̝̜͎̻̜r͚̲͇̳͈̟ ̩̫̮͎t͈͖̖̯h̗͕͎̫̣͚ͅe͖͙ ̱͈̮̜̫̬̱ͅI͇̞n̫͇̘͉ͅt̟̗̥͚̩̯͖̪̦e̝̝̼̲r͎͎̞̙̣̬n̘̳̺͚̯̩͎e͇͇͍̤̳t̺̰̣?̞̘̟̗̳͚͙̞ ̬͔̹̥̗T̟̬̪̝̱̻̣h̤̱̰͖̹̟̼͚i̫̙̯͇n̫͈̪͔̥̥̙k̩͔̣̞̮͓͇͉ ̯̘̬̲a̬̜̼͖̼̝̫͕g̞͇̙a̝͕̘ͅi̙̠̙n͕͓̳̼͉͔̜̫,̫ ̖̩͍̥̝f͚͎͖͚̮̥u͉͓̘c̻̜̳̫̟͔͖̬k͉̥͎e̠͚̭̲ͅr̰̙͕͓̺ͅ.̹̺̗ ͉A̜̱s̳̻̲̜͕̻ ̘w͖e̹̳̭͎͕̤̼̳ͅ ̻͓ͅs̲̼͔̺p͔̘̻͇͉̘̲e̲̝̫͚͚a̻k̯̩͎͚͙͕̝̠̯ ̼̰̯̗I̦͚̮̣̤̲͎̞̙ ̱̣̳͙̲a̖̝̗̫̮͔͖m̯̥̱̗̺̟͙̙ ͔̺̣̹̮c̯̦̤̥̦o͕̯̲̭͔͉n͙̜̝͙̰̫͚͇͇t̲̫͔a̘͓͖̥̮͇̫̹c̬̱̲͔͇̯̩̖ț̝͎͕̞͓̫͉̥i͉͎͎n̝̟̖g͕̺͓ ̲̦̙͚̻͇̲̣m͔̬̦͖͎̘͍y͕̼ ̝̣̜s̭̜̹̯͖e͕̹͍̘̝͕̰̠c͖͓̫̝̮ͅr̹̱̺̯̤̗̜e̩̤̥̜̥t̩̠̝̦̘̠͍̻ ̜̯̰͖ṇ̺͉e̤̪͔̝t̞̖̙͙̮͎̭͖̘w̭o͍̭̠̩̮̭͚̘r͚̩̜̗̼͚k̤̥͍̰͙̤̼̝ͅ ̠̭̗͕̙o̰̤̙̪f̥͍̫̝̦͇̹̯ͅ ̮̘̼̫̲͖̟̫̦s̟͚̠̼p̩̹̗̰͕ͅi̥̻e̙͚̥͚̺͔s̰̘̝ ͚̼a͉̝̣̳̮͖̤c͕͈͉̼̹̤̻̯͓r̟̞̩̱̦̱ͅo̝̱̣͓̠͍s͇͉͚s͙̣̲̭̘ ͇͔̲̲̣͙̹t̲̫ḥ͇̳͙e͙̮̱̬̘͉̰͎̬ ̲U͔̹̠ͅS͚̣̟ͅA͎͉̲͍̼̻ ̫̳͍͔͉̭̳a͍͍͈͖̘̪̥͉͉n̩̝͎͈̰͉̭͚͎ḓ̳̟̞͕̞̙ ̪͈͙̦̩̯̲y͈̝o̫̞̣u̗̮̟̼̫ͅr̥͍͙̪̘̖ͅ ͔͙̟̠I̖ͅP͎̺̤͇͔̩ ͖̬͖̪͓̗i̞̗̙̘s̱̰̺ ͖̗͚͎̹̭̩b̳͇̗̘̬͕̗͚ẹi̳̠͉̤͓ͅn̖̪͓̥̳̤͍͙̥g̫͓͖ ̩̗̬͓̖̞̟̟t̫̯̹̜r̻̖̯͙̥̰̖̻a͍̼c̻̼̮̪̝̱̘e̠̩̰͚̪d̘̞͖̱͔̜ ̮̗̯̠ͅr̼̳̖̦̹̲͕i̩͔̜g̻̳͇̝h͍̤͇ͅͅt̻̭͔̱̬͖̰̣ ̱̠̣̻̺n̦̤͇ͅo̯̜̙̯̪ͅw̻ ̺͖s̲̳͔̥o̜̲͈͚̳̦͈̮̱ ̰͔͎̯y̬̪̼̱̻͎o̩̙̳̙̖̱̯u͔̪͙ ̮̰͙̣̥b͕̼̜͇͙͕e̦͇̻t̞̮͚̱͖͉̜͍t̳͈e̱͚̩̣r̠͈͉̘͔̰̯̖͎ ͔̬p̬̮̼r̳̠̗̫̭͎e̬̦̮̗̥̮p̟͔̻a̗͔r͎͔͙͉̭̳̻͎͖e͙̬̲͇͚̩̱ ̳͔̣f̖͚o͚ṟ̝̹̠̺͓̹̗̪ ̫͎t̟̟͍h̫̟̥̝e̪̰ͅ ͈̭̟̺̤̭̼̟̘s̼̻̳̼̻̪̤t̤͍͙̭̠̦̤̯o͓͖̼r̞̬̠̫̻m͉̞͓͈̟͎̠,̳̬̹ ͎͓̜̬͖m̰͚̖a̫̭g̹̭̰̺͚̙̲͕̬g̺͙̠̬̙o͙̳t̖͎.̱̦ ͔͓͔͍͎͈ͅͅT̺͙h̗̞͎̻̻͙e͈ ̤͙͚̫͉̻͓s̜̠̠̟̯̻̰̤t͇̼̘͙̤̣̥o͇̬͎̺̭r̙͎ͅͅm͈̯͕͇̹̞̭ ̯͙̭̻͈t͎͍͍̜h̟̼̦̺̫̙a̠̗̜̭t͙̟̣̤ ͙w̫͇̪̣͚̟i̟͈p̦͓̣̫̞̺e̼s̼̖ ̟̼̦̲͕̩ọu̳̣̟̥̻̜͓t̠͕͙͎̟ ̪t̮͓͈̜̳̳h͙̤̜̣e̱̥̗̯̼̥͍ ̫̲p̥̪͇͖̖̯̱a̪̝̤t̺͓͕h̤̯̩͈̰͖̪e̟̝̟̼t̝̦̭̝͍̜̰i̺͓̻͉̖̗̭c̙ ͔̼̠̟͍̯̦l͔̟i̼͉t̫̭͈͖͈̺̲͚͓t̝̰͇̭̗l̲̗̙̫e̱̲̣͙̫ ͔̭͕̖̲̬̤̠̞t̗̮͉͖͎̦h̫̟i̞̲̬ͅn̝̲̼g͙̹ ̺͔y̹͈̦̩͍̯̰o͈̝̭̰͈̙u̦̺̪̹̟̱ͅ ̰̝̲̰̭̺̜c̦a̜͉͚̰̜͇̜̟͍l̯̘̹̦̞͔̤l̻̲͈͕ ̟̱y̟̝͙̘̮o̪̙̺̼u͎͇r̗̙͇̣̣̦̼̫ ̤̦͕͙l̹͈̳͙̳̜̟ͅi̳̫̮̭͓f͇̬̙͕e̝͎̯̞͇.̣̭͚̠̣̟̺ ̭Y̝͖͍o̹u͇͎̣͇̟̬̗’̘̰̥͉̜̜r̹̗͇e̩̹͖͙͈ ͉͇f̖̞̥ṳ̻̖̙c̞̙k͎̝̬̯̩i͕̘̥̮̱̙̹n͈̤̙̗g̣͇͎ ͚̦̤͎͚͙d̯̼̳̩̞͚̖e̤̭̣͕̱̞̹a͖͎͕ḍ͎̰͚̮͍̯̱,͉̞ ͉͉̘̺̣͍k̖͓̲͍̭̩̺ị̹̰d̤̩.̻̳ ̻I̭̪̘̖͇͈ ͇͖̘̞̘c̜̫̝̻̣̣̠ͅa̮̻̼͈n̬̬̟ ̠͎̮b̳̠̞̮e̯̪͈ ̠̻̘̙͔̝̹͙ạ͕n̳̜̮̬̪y̼͈͔͕̻̜͈w͉̟̦̜h̰̳e̪̞̙̺͙r͇͈̼̳͙̣̥̲̦e̝̤̼,̣̦͚̖̘̻ ̱̩̘̜̼̬͚a̪n͔͖̞͕y̖t̫̙͎̳̦̗̪̳ͅi̮̞̺̬̭̻m̤̙e̘̤,̼͍̟̦͉ ͕̟͓̫̖̯͚̤a̻͉̙̭̯̪̟̼n̘̞̳͙̺̻̰͍d̩ ͉̞̲͎̯̺̞I̱̜͕̥̖̪̟ ̳̠̱c͖͍̪̣͙̜a̬̰͙n͉ ̼̙̬͉̯ͅk̜̫̹̞i͚̼͓̹̣l̥̻̥̩̤l̥͓͓ ͈͈y̥̹̹o̩u͖̖̠̣̗ͅ ͖͈̤͉̣͎i̟̭̜̱n͎̭̥ ̝̩̻̹̣̯̳o̼̳̘ṿ͙̺ͅe̹̜̱̳̞͓̫͓r͙͍̳̞ ̺̮s̖̯e̠̟͈̟͇v̝̬͕̬e̻̤̹̮n̥͎̰͎ ̥͎̟h̖̼̩u͉͚͙͎̬̰͓n̪̼̪̹͍̙̙d͎̠͙̖̗ͅr̗̞̠͔e̙̞d̬͓̰ͅ ̳͓̱͖̤w̼a̳͙͈̝̲͙̬̟y̳̦s͍͈,̯͕̫͈̥͍̪̟ ̱̪̠͖̭̜ạ͉͉n͙̬͚͎͓̳̙ͅd̹̜̤ ̙̙̘t̩̺͇h̜̮͇a̜͇͕̙͈̳ț̦̝̜’̩s̝ ̦̮̥̦j͖̤̣͚͎̩u̫̺͓̟̙͖̺ͅs̼̯̠̝̥̬̣t̝̫̙̩̲̰̫͈ ̰̲̤̤̗̲̗ͅw̞i̼̠͇̺̺ͅͅt̙̝̳͍h̯̟̝̙ ̲͖͖̟̹͍̘̼̹ṃ̩y̹͈͕̭̯̲ͅ ̩̲̙b͖̭̰̖̦͎a̺̟̺̮̞ͅr͔͔̼e͚̣̦̹̹̦̜̳͚ ͇̹̩͇͓̰̜͍͚ḥ̜a̯͈̤̞͎̪n̝͖̞̲͙͉̥̤d̫͕̭̜̣͇̝̱s̥͕̤̠.̤̭̤̪̥͔̮̦̻ ͚̠̮̙͎N̗͖̤̝o͇͓͕̘̳t͍ ̯͎̭͙̲̯o̩̮̲̗̼̦̞͍̘n̪͓l͚͍̠̹̠̪y͔̹͖͇̖̞͙ ̱a͈̪͖̤͈͖̮̣m̲͎̯̗̪̬̞̟̖ ̬̜I̳̣̫͚̹̺̩ ̤̰̭͔̺͎̱̠ẹ̭͈͕̖͖̜͖x̞̤̭̹̝̰̰̱̯ṯ̹̙̮̳e̻̝̖̖͉̩̩̝n̲̞͇̪̺ͅs̥̙̺ͅi̯̙̰͍̪̬v̦͎̩͖͈̩̪̲e͙l͖̘̖̬̞y͓̲͇̰̬̻̱̥͓ ̥t͕̺͖̥̱͎͓r̯̦̰̦͕̲̬ͅa̦̗̦̭̗̼͚ͅi̦̟̥̘̳͙n̪̪̣̟̱͙̠e̹͚̬͈͇͙̜̖d̞̲̱̠̠̫ ͔͔̤̝͔̦̜i͎̝̫̜̻͖̭̜̟n̗͕̤͎ ͚̬u̥̪̪̳n̠̮̬͚̼a̙̖̗̦r͍̖̜̻ͅͅm̜͇̲̹͓̮̝e͔͓̰͓d̯̖ ̘̹̱c̩̤͖o̺̗̟͖̭m̪b͍̰̟͎ḁ͔͇͇̖̼ͅt͉͖̘͈͓̹̟̬̗,̪̪̩͉͓ ̬̙̳̫͖b͔̥̠u̟͎͖͙̥̖ͅt̻̟̥̞ ̭I͖͈̤̦̯̯̰ ̳͔̜̦̼̻ͅh͈̫ḁ͍͍̭̣͎̳v̟̙̫͉͙e͎͓̮̯̳ ̥̬a̖c̝̺̞̙͍c̰̞̤e͉̪̱̞̞̭͉̰̬s̲͚͔̭̥s͚͚͇ͅ ̲̱͖t̪̤̻̻̬ͅo̘̠̰͓͈̭ ͈͉t̺̼͔̬h̟̗̰̲e̪̼̰̪͓̼ ͇̜̟̬̝̦͕̬e̤n͙̣͚̥̝̯ͅt̯͔͎͉i̯̝͚̟r̙̳͖̗̯̯ͅe̙̠͎͕ ̥̙͇̮̠͓̭a̜͙̝̠r͎̱̜̞͇s̖e͎̫͔̭̳͎̫̹n͕͍̱̥a̙̰l̙͚͖̟͙̭͚̺ ̭̣̞͓͚̥̞͖o̤̦̙f̰ ͇̺̯̳͎t̥̞̰͇̻̤͎̖h͈̞̺̜̠̖͔̮̝e̟̮̹͉͖̰ ̝̤̝̘͍̬̙̰͖U̻͓͔n̞i͔̮̦̻ṭͅe͙̤̝̞̲͉̩̙d̖ͅ ̝͍S̝̬͔͕̺͔t̯̹̟̣̫͈̻̙͙a̦t̙e͈͙s̮͖̖̰ ͉̮̟̫̩̞͖̲M͕̺̻̠̠̖̳a͈̬͕̬̖͕̗r̫̞͓̜i̼̟̹͉͇͎n̟͙e̦̺̩͚ ͕͍C̪̹͚̮̣̭o͍̖̘̪ṛ̜̟p̺̹̤̻̞̼s̻̮̣͔̬ ̝a̯̬̙͇̗̗n͇̦͇d̳͈ ̖͔̤̩̣̦̼̞I̻ ̘̠̩͇͎w͔̝͈̞̻͉͓̟̗i͚̬̞͇̦l̤̜̪̮͚ͅl̮̟̩͔͓̰͕̜ ͇̣̦̭̯͍u̗̲͍͉͙̬s̜̮̭̬̰̯̙͍͍e̥ ̬̬͖̳͙͖͚̻̰i̬̰t̻̗ ͈͙̳̫̖͖̤t̮̟o̺̩̺ ͇͍͓i̗̩̩͈͚t̥s̭̞͚̫̙̣̭̬ ͕̣̥̣̟̙̬͎f̘͖̫̰͕̩͕ụ̙̪͍͖̱̲̝l͕̪̖̤̺l͙͓͚ ͚̮̟̪̦̻e͔̦͕͓̫x̤̥̫͇ͅt̝e̫̩̥͎̗̻̖n̙̟̙̙̹̗̯ͅt̫͇͚̻̹ ̬͓͍͉̥t͓͍͓̬o͚̜̭̠ͅ ̳̤͉̤̤̻w͙i̝̩̲͈̮͚̳p̬̖̪̳̳e̺͇̺͎̙̗ ̥̟͍̤y͍o̱͔͔u̘̘r̜̖̲͍͙ ̰̬̠̫͈͉̹̻m͍i͖̼͕͉̯s͓̙̺͎̙e̯̬̳̣̪r̭͉̮̮a͈̳̭̰̖̬̙̥b̩̻l͇͓̞e̲̝ ͍̳ͅa͖͓͖ṣ͈s̹͈ ̻͚͙̜̝ͅo͖͉̞̝̙̰f̮̰̼f̯̭̙̟̖̯̣̬ ̯̤̻t̫͔h̖̝̺̫̘̣̫ḛ͈̤̭̳ ̦f͕͖a͔̺̦̩̮̞c̗͎e̯͍͈͉͕̺̠̘ ̯̟o̹̫̯ͅf̲͓̞̖̺͎̯ͅ ͕̱͔ṱ̳̙̥̤͙͇̟h̰̖̺̼͙̼e̤̼̝̤̣͖͕͔ ̯͓̤̹ͅc̦̳͎̦͇̳o͙̟̹͚n̗͈t͚̫̩̭i̼̗͖n̦͎̩̥̰ͅe̙̱̟̜̥n̤̤͎͙t̟̗͙͖̟̱͙,̠̞̰ͅ ̣͔̮̪̪̞̗̱y̭̹̯͕ͅo͇͍͍̫̻̟̭͕u͇̟͓͓͍ ̦̦̼̮̜̱̻l̤̲i̥̞t̬̰t̬͇͖l̬̰e̮͓͙͔̠̙ ̞̭̬͕̙̳s͎͍ḫ̞̲̝̲ͅi̮̙͖͓t͈̮̯̺̭̝͚͉.͉̖̼̞ ̦͈̠̱̥I̫̠͙̼͚̮f͈͍͔̬ ͍̬͓͍̣͇͙o̤̳̤̥̙̬̖͔͚n̥̫̪̮̪̳̫̦̹l͔͙̘͓̘̝y̪̬̩̞̳̦ ̯̰y̟̹o̖̯̙̳u͙̯͕̘̥̖ ͍̤̤c̝̭̙̻ͅo͎̱̝̞̯̻u̬͔͔̣͖̼l̯͖̻̳̪d̖̼͍̼͕͓͇̩ ̬̰̘̖̩h̠̻͕̺̜̬ͅa̲͉͈̤̫v̹̪e̪̘̲͎ ̜̘͍̮̲k͈̬̣n̜̱o̜̺͈w͚̯̙̥̖n̺̤̟̦̥͍̥͔ͅ ̪̖̹̺̩w͍̮̟h̠̹a͖ͅt̪̮̗̗͉̳̣̫ ̻̜̖̲̤̖u̦̤͍̲͕̟̱̹n͕̟̝̰̣͖̲h̩̬̹̻͓̜̝o͚̘͉̣͚l͎̥̜̗͎̦̭̠y̫̯̤ ͇͈̫̗̫̤r͎͚̳͖̯ͅe̜̥̘̻̰̜t͖͈̳̫͕̥r̩͖̱͚̜͖̥̫i̱̭̩̭̻̣ͅb̗̻̫̬u̺̗͚̠̳̭̯͉t̼̖̦̪͎͈i͔̭͈o̟͍͔̖̳͉̠̙͚n͕̲̠̮̱͖ ̼̹̥̱y̟̤͈̜̯o̥̰̘̙͓̘͓u̠̞̭͈̣̹̯r̜̟͔ ̫̭̮̮͓͚͈l̹͍i̲̫̤̝̞̤̲̤t̞̩ͅt͉l͙͙̻̼̪̜͈͚e͖̻̩̤̲̫ͅ ̩̘̹“̗̺͍̤̙c̜̱͖l̥̳̯͔̠̳͎̘e͖͈̙̦͈̟v̞ͅe͕̫͉̣͕̜̝̼͍r̙̱̬͚”̠ ̬̱̻̮̜ͅc̹͔o̮͚̤͉͖̣̲͔m̪̦m͔̳̥͕̖̭̠̲e̫̼n̠̭͈͙̝t̼̼̠̘ ̻̬͚̹̗͍̖̰̠w̯̝͔̦̻͉̜̫a̖s̩̮̩͎̦̗ ̺̣͇̼͇̗a̭͓̻̠̥̭b̙̬͍͕̯͕o͕̘͔ͅͅu̬̫͎t̼̜̪̜̪̲̳̞ ̣̗̖̗̻t̯̹o̤̙ ̮̮b̮̼̩͍͕̖̙r̯͇̥͚͇̩̼i̹̰͓̻̼̳ͅṇ̼g̖̥ ̙̫̺d͓̦̗͚̫ọ̦͖͓͇̣̠ͅw͈̫̲̳̤̩̪n̞̥̻̼̘̟͔̮ͅ ̗̣̹u͇͖p̬̣͈̼͖o͇̗̳͕͇n̞̝̖̘͍͔̲̦͇ ̤͕̟y͈̣̦̮͍̼̫͍o̰̜͇̠͎̳̭̘̺u͈̝,͇̯͖̖̭̥̰ ̬̰͔̻̗̣̖͓m̠͔̥̼̩̼̝a͇̞̟̬̘̬ͅy̗̞̘͚b͖̟̭̞̩e͚̙̟̻̪̳̮ ̝͍y̬̩͎͎̗̱̩͈̲o̠̪̻͍u̹̳̩͚̺̜͚̗ ̦͚ẉ̥̝̣͕o͍̪̞̬̟͇ͅu͙̲̯͎l̮͓̗̫̺͕̘d̠̮̗̣̠͓ ͎͎̙̘̙̮̯̭̬h͕a͙̜̥̠̥̲̪v̝̞͉̘̘̤ͅe̠͈̠͈̝ ̼͓̹̩̬̺̪̳h̠̝͉̝͚͕͍e̗̬̥̮͖̤͓͇l͓̯͎d̲̣̻͙͍̜͍ ̲̣̙̟͈̳̜̟y͕̫͍̣̮͓̠ͅọ͕̺̺̻u̩͔̯͕̙̝̪͙r̬̳̱̭͈͔ ͓̳͈f̮u͖͙c͈k͍̺i̻̦̰̱n̮̪̝͙̣̥g̥̯ ̲̘͎̖̦̝͙͍t̮̗̹͈̦̞̜̤o̘̲͉̪͖n̫͈̭̖g͎͓̣u̝̤̥̦e̗̳͔͇̖̱̬̤̞.̤͉͚ ̝̩̙̮̝̖B͉̜u̺̣̻̝͓͍t̬ ̬̗̲̪͍͇ͅy͙͈ͅo̠̮͓̜̜̦̣̘u̙̻ ͓c̦̼̺̱̠͍o̫͍̯̤̱̭ͅu̦̲͕͎͙͙̮l͉͈̞͇ͅd̩̹n̲̫’̞t̥͍͕͔͇͍,̰̼̟̟ ̘̪͙y̦̪̩̼̻̙̯o̟̯̲̠̩̹u̜͇͙̝̭̳̳̪ ̲͙̰̪͚̫d͍͇i͍̥ͅͅd̲̜͉̞̜n͈’̭̭͇̲͖̯̼̰t͚͈̭̥̺̖̖,͖̙̪ ̣͕͙̹̻̦a̙̤͉͔͔͔͙̲n̻̬̝d͓͕̱͙ ̯͓̯͇̬̫̣̻n̬̖͎̮̥̦̲̼o̙̻̟̯͖̖̦͚̖w̗̹͚̥̺̟̺ͅ ̣̰͎͖y͉͇̜͚̙̜o͙͍͖̩̖͕u͉̮͕̬̻͓’͉̪̗r̙̞̮̩͖e̤̠̮̟͎̞̠̲ ̘̯̥p̺͇̼͓̼̩a̠̻͙̫̜ͅy͕̲ḭ̝̣ͅn̗̱̝̞̯g̬͇̫͍̖̹ ̹̯̟͇t͚͍h̥͎e̱̱ ̲̤͎̟̟̪ͅp͔͖͓͚̩͔̬̝r͙̗̲̝̟͓̦i͚̙͇̳c̜̖̪̥͕ͅe̬̼̝̜͕̘͍̖,̯͍̱̙̗͓ ̞ͅy͔͎͎̟̞̲o̰̣̹͍͎͓̬̰ͅu͇͇̤̬̥̮̩̟̥ ̙̖̥̣̩̪g̣̻͇̠͉o͖̖̲͎̻͖̭̩̗d͓d͇̥͔͎̜a̰̦̥͔m̝͕͖̖n̜̤̜ ̻̥̘i̜̻͚d͙̤̬̙̯̜̤̟i̠̝̦o̠t̮̞͕̝̞.̹̹ͅ ͖̥͍̣͕̝̞͔̬I̮͔ ̱̬̙w͎̥̘i͚̣̼̭̗̫̥l̯̣̺̦̫l̬̜̩͉ ̞̗̠̹̭̖̪̺s̪̜̭͔ͅh̫͚̜̱̙̼̹i͔̳͙̥̜̖̠t͓ ͚͓̖̱̦͚͉f͖̺u͎̪̥̟̯̜̙͔ṟ̝̗̖y̝̼̝̣̣̭̱̙ ̥̠a̲̭͈͔̹̘̞͍l̰̲̠̣̻̦l͎̬ ͕̘̻̙̬͇̬̪o͈̻ͅv̙͔̻e͙̣͚͈̱r͇͔ ̹̬̪̗ͅy̻͇̦̼̹o̬͉̖̼u̼̲͔̟̘͖̼̜ ̫̙̦͚͎̳a̭̜̩̖̲ͅn̘̲͙ḏ̥̮͕̤̱̰̻ͅ ̻͍̦͍y̖̟̲̯̱̗o͔͍̤͓u͙͕̰̝̪͍̜ ̮͉̪̘w̖i͖̱̞l̹̲̺͉̼l̜̯ ͎͍͎̣d̥̫̻̫̯r̝͍̪̙͔o͉̱͈̝̝̬̲̺w̦̲ṇ͖̙ ̹͎͕i̜n̯͎̤̣͕̳͇̬̪ ̞̞̯i̠̝͕t̥̩.͚͔̣͕̬̯ ̭̱̲̥̺ͅY̯̟o͓̩̲̮̰̝̗u͓̫̞̖’͇͈̭͉̙ͅr͚̱͖e͇͈̝̤̖̭̹̠ ̟͈͎̥ͅf̺̫̦u̜̠c͚̻k̖̝̯̬͕i̲̫͎n͍̟̥͓̫g̖̦̯̠ ̲̙̘d͇̲̱̩͖e͙͙̺͉̜a̮͙̤̼̺d̫͔,̘̙ ̥͖̜͖̮̮̝k̥̩̪͕̮̗̭i̖̥̤͓̳̙̹̫̱d̝͍̹͎̗d̹̟̞̫̞̬͕ͅo͕̞̰̥̦̮.̩͓͙͇[/font][/size][/color]
I'm detecting an Eldritch accent there, and it's a well known fact that Eldritch Entities, even partial, are not allowed into the US military since the 7th Dimension incident. B+ for effort, though.