06-05-2016, 05:57 PM
(06-05-2016, 07:42 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: "Are you a monster?"
"The very worst one."
"You don't LOOK like a monster."
"That's how you can tell."
This line. I like it.
Cute.
Me: "It might be cute if it was dead."
Flatmate: "What kind of demon are you?"
Me: "The kind that lives in your basement."
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I like that type of stuff too, it's so easy to bring contrast to your conversations with such statements.