07-23-2016, 10:47 PM
So I was screwing around on Sarna.net and found a wonderful piece of tech.
This is the Aquagladius, a gladiatorial combat mech designed for underwater fighting armed only with a flail and a battlemech scale taser. Now with the taser as its only ranged weapon it better be dependable right? WRONG.
The taser weighs 5 tons (10% of the mech's weight) and cannot function underwater (!?!?). On each successful shot the Taser makes 2 checks, a 20 some percent chance to shut down the target or debuff it for a few turns, and a 50% chance to self destruct, dealing 6 damage to the Aquagladius according to gauss rifle rules. Well if it follows gauss rifle rules that means the ammo is non-volatile right? Also wrong, the ammo is even more volatile than the rifle, dealing 6 damage PER REMAINING ROUND when it goes off. The taser is also obviously non-lethal, and gains no benefits from targeting computers.
This is the Aquagladius, a gladiatorial combat mech designed for underwater fighting armed only with a flail and a battlemech scale taser. Now with the taser as its only ranged weapon it better be dependable right? WRONG.
The taser weighs 5 tons (10% of the mech's weight) and cannot function underwater (!?!?). On each successful shot the Taser makes 2 checks, a 20 some percent chance to shut down the target or debuff it for a few turns, and a 50% chance to self destruct, dealing 6 damage to the Aquagladius according to gauss rifle rules. Well if it follows gauss rifle rules that means the ammo is non-volatile right? Also wrong, the ammo is even more volatile than the rifle, dealing 6 damage PER REMAINING ROUND when it goes off. The taser is also obviously non-lethal, and gains no benefits from targeting computers.
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