06-06-2015, 07:00 PM
more shitposts here
Avali Nexus Forum 1: A Cold Phoenix
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06-06-2015, 07:00 PM
more shitposts here
06-06-2015, 07:13 PM
(06-06-2015, 07:00 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: more shitposts here Shitpost in attempt to one-up whatever you posted. Linux Crime Squad
06-06-2015, 09:10 PM
(06-06-2015, 07:00 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: more shitposts here Yes, I am an Avali. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my technologically advanced and augmented soul long ago and I am happy together with my mate (who is a cute merchant!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the galaxy and I am pretty smart and fluffy. But thanks anyway, asshole. Go and do your stupid human shit while I lounge about in my high-end virtual reality.
06-06-2015, 09:52 PM
(06-06-2015, 09:10 PM)Sankoro Wrote:(06-06-2015, 07:00 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: more shitposts here 10/10 Avali smack talk.
06-06-2015, 09:58 PM
(06-06-2015, 09:52 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote:(06-06-2015, 09:10 PM)Sankoro Wrote: Yes, I am an Avali. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my technologically advanced and augmented soul long ago and I am happy together with my mate (who is a cute merchant!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the galaxy and I am pretty smart and fluffy. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ADF, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on alien bases, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire ADF. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Avalon or the entire universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in virtual reality? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Nexus and your location and brain pattern is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Avalon Defense Fleet and I will use it to its full extent to launch your miserable tailhole out of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking muzzle. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kitshit.
06-06-2015, 10:14 PM
06-06-2015, 10:33 PM
(06-06-2015, 09:10 PM)Sankoro Wrote:(06-06-2015, 07:00 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: more shitposts here Can this be a copypasta? I think it should be a copypasta.
06-06-2015, 10:38 PM
(06-06-2015, 10:33 PM)Battle Bee Wrote:(06-06-2015, 09:10 PM)Sankoro Wrote: Yes, I am an Avali. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my technologically advanced and augmented soul long ago and I am happy together with my mate (who is a cute merchant!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the galaxy and I am pretty smart and fluffy. I'm pretty sure it's already a copypasta.
06-06-2015, 10:40 PM
(06-06-2015, 10:38 PM)Segolia Wrote:https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/blob/master/Collections/Copypasta/Remix/Yes-I-am-a-fox.mediawiki(06-06-2015, 10:33 PM)Battle Bee Wrote: Can this be a copypasta? You got me
06-06-2015, 10:42 PM
Woohoo... Had a full-blown panic attack a few minutes ago. Not something I'd like to repeat.
So anyway hello Nexus. I might not be around a lot today. Can't have this open with games on my laptop because, well, my laptop kind of sucks compared to my new computer.
06-06-2015, 10:44 PM
(06-06-2015, 10:42 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: Woohoo... Had a full-blown panic attack a few minutes ago. Not something I'd like to repeat.What happened friend? Wanna talk about it on steam maybe?
06-06-2015, 10:48 PM
MRW I hear that the Templars have launched another crusade.
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06-06-2015, 10:49 PM
06-06-2015, 10:55 PM
bye nexus the power cut out and when i went to flip the switch i saw a ghost
if i don't post tomorrow the ghost has taken my soul
06-06-2015, 11:03 PM
(06-06-2015, 10:49 PM)Umbra Wrote:(06-06-2015, 10:48 PM)Surge Wrote: I have no business even trying to fight the Templars, one of their cruisers at full combat readiness could single handedly annihilate my entire fleet without breaking a sweat. However I hunt down the stragglers, the ones who've been already been worn down by the local navy, because looting Templar vessels is about the most lucrative thing that you can do. Anyways my poaching forced the Templars to call the crusade off early, I caught 2 cruisers with their pants down and killed them, bagged nearly a dozen destroyers, and captured one with it's main gun still functional, so a great haul all around for me.
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06-06-2015, 11:05 PM
06-06-2015, 11:08 PM
06-06-2015, 11:10 PM
(06-06-2015, 11:05 PM)Battle Bee Wrote:Well they were attacking Sindria so either no or space Jerusalem has really gone downhill.(06-06-2015, 10:48 PM)Surge Wrote:Are they trying to retake Space Jerusalem?
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06-06-2015, 11:30 PM
(06-06-2015, 10:44 PM)Marxon Wrote:(06-06-2015, 10:42 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: Woohoo... Had a full-blown panic attack a few minutes ago. Not something I'd like to repeat.What happened friend? Wanna talk about it on steam maybe? Nah, it's fine now. Just the cumulation of multiple things I've been worried about being topped off with an unpleasant surprise.
06-06-2015, 11:34 PM
Starsector just crashed in the middle of an epic clash between me and the Templars. Does this mean I'm finally free to do something remotely productive? *starts starsector back up* apparently not.
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