10-25-2015, 05:45 AM
I got bored, so have the spiritual successor to the original Paladin list. Only this time, it's canon.
THINGS REPUBLIC OUTPOST VERNA-IIA PERSONNEL ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO DO
THINGS REPUBLIC OUTPOST VERNA-IIA PERSONNEL ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO DO
- No longer allowed to use Arthur tanks in joyrides.
- No longer allowed to use Naga VTOLs in joyrides.
- No longer allowed to use transport jeeps in joyrides.
- After the following incident last night, involving intent to haze a lieutenant, 6 hookers being purchased at once, and a flattened city block, all base personnel are no longer allowed to preform joyrides.
- Congratulations on bringing Lt. [Redacted] to awareness on his Psi abilities. Unfortunately, due to dangerous circumstances under which these were revealed, Monopoly has been removed from the boardgame rotation.
- Due to the hospitalization of an entire combat squadron, Sorry! has also been removed from rotation.
- The mechs are not toys, they are machines of war. Please refrain from attempting to re-create mecha battles from century-old cartoons.
- 2th Lt. [Redacted], your "special" underpants have been confiscated.
- Please stop making detailed descriptions of the Averson incident. Not only were none of you there, but the rookies are getting PTSD before their first deployment.
- Please refer to file OH-17 as to the results of attempting advances on the Armory Master.
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