10-25-2015, 06:21 PM
More.
- Psychics are not Psyconauts, and it wrong to call them this.
- Not even Spc. Rasputin.
- Please stop calling him "Raz".
- Natural Psychics are not required to be shaved bald and wear monk robes.
- Augmented Psychics are not required to have a mowhawk in a garishly bright color.
- The Hat Stacking Championships have been postponed.
- Whoever took Major [Redacted]'s truck, we found one of the tires on the roof of a nearby bar. Please come to his office for congratulations and subsequent discharge.
- Please make sure Red Valley is clear of enemy combatants before attempting a race. We do not care how much more "epic" it is racing under fire.
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