10-25-2015, 06:46 PM
- We have found another piece of Major [Redacted]'s truck. Pfc. [Redacted], your DNA was found on it.
- Take that hat off.
- Not allowed to have hats within hats.
- Not allowed to have hats within hats within hats.
- Not allowed to have hats within hats within hats within hats.
- Not allowed to have any amount of hats within hats to any point of recursion.
- Spc. [Redacted], the unknown mircostructures found in your hair during inspection turned out to be nano-fedoras. They have been destroyed by the lab team.
- Private [Redacted], dressing up as a convincing psychopomp is congratulatory. Convincing Captain [Redacted] that he was dead, however, is not.
- If you are currently glowing green, your are not irradiated. You have accidentally swallowed deployable night-glow, and need to report to the medical staff so we may discover what the algae do to human biology.
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