11-02-2015, 01:42 AM
Meanwhile... Nexus 17, Portal Station N-04, Control Center
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?
I mean it, well, isn't working. It's flickering randomly between dimensions.
DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?
Er... No. Should I-
THIS IS A RIP IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY, NO YOU SHOULD NOT TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN!
JUST LET ME LOOK AT IT...
Please stop yelling! I'm right here...
I AM FULLY AWARE OF THAT.
Of course you are... So have they done this before?
OF COURSE NOT.
YOU CLEARLY BROKE IT.
WAIT, DID SOMETHING JUST COME THROUGH?
What? That's impossible! It's way too unstable for that.
THEN OBVIOUSLY THE IMPOSSIBLE JUST HAPPENED.
SOMEONE GET A NET OR SOMETHING, WE HAVE A GUEST!
...
ɝɣɗˑʢɱˑsʌɵ?
Uh... Excuse me, but you're going to have to come with us...
ⱱɨɒħˑʢɱˑʃⱱɜɔ?ˑɔʕʈˑʢɱˑsʌɵ?
Ah!
...
GREAT JOB, IT'S ESCAPING!
NOW WE HAVE TO ALERT PEOPLE AND SEND OUT NOTIFICATIONS.
SCRATCH THAT, YOU DO.
I AM STAYING WELL OUT OF THIS.
I WAS NEVER HERE.
Wait, sir! Agh! Someone please tell me what the protocol is for this!
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?
I mean it, well, isn't working. It's flickering randomly between dimensions.
DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?
Er... No. Should I-
THIS IS A RIP IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY, NO YOU SHOULD NOT TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN!
JUST LET ME LOOK AT IT...
Please stop yelling! I'm right here...
I AM FULLY AWARE OF THAT.
Of course you are... So have they done this before?
OF COURSE NOT.
YOU CLEARLY BROKE IT.
WAIT, DID SOMETHING JUST COME THROUGH?
What? That's impossible! It's way too unstable for that.
THEN OBVIOUSLY THE IMPOSSIBLE JUST HAPPENED.
SOMEONE GET A NET OR SOMETHING, WE HAVE A GUEST!
...
ɝɣɗˑʢɱˑsʌɵ?
Uh... Excuse me, but you're going to have to come with us...
ⱱɨɒħˑʢɱˑʃⱱɜɔ?ˑɔʕʈˑʢɱˑsʌɵ?
Ah!
...
GREAT JOB, IT'S ESCAPING!
NOW WE HAVE TO ALERT PEOPLE AND SEND OUT NOTIFICATIONS.
SCRATCH THAT, YOU DO.
I AM STAYING WELL OUT OF THIS.
I WAS NEVER HERE.
Wait, sir! Agh! Someone please tell me what the protocol is for this!