11-14-2015, 04:56 AM
"Felix... no. I see where this is going."
"He's injured, I hate taking casualties on our side."
"They'll see you."
"Meh, better me than them."
"You don't even know them."
"And?"
"They're an alien..."
"And what are we to them?" Felix crawls around in the trees, trying to find the injured victim."Tell me some jokes."
"The ones you worked into me?"
"Sure, go ahead."
"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other's a melon. What's bloodier than a fresh baby? The wall...."Felix sighs.
"I regret nothing." The human is now standing where the injured Avali was discarded."Pssst, anyone alive?"
"He's injured, I hate taking casualties on our side."
"They'll see you."
"Meh, better me than them."
"You don't even know them."
"And?"
"They're an alien..."
"And what are we to them?" Felix crawls around in the trees, trying to find the injured victim."Tell me some jokes."
"The ones you worked into me?"
"Sure, go ahead."
"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other's a melon. What's bloodier than a fresh baby? The wall...."Felix sighs.
"I regret nothing." The human is now standing where the injured Avali was discarded."Pssst, anyone alive?"