(08-22-2015, 02:03 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 02:02 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*the tubby vali projectile vomits, narrowly missing Austin by mere inches*
UUUUUURRRRRGH OH GOD.
IM AWAKE! Get yer hands off me!
Umbra puts Marx down without hesitation. "Eugh... And to think I'll have to clean that up..."
*the short, rounded, and dead drunk fluffball turns around and huggles umbra, at least he has enough sense to be thankful for saving his life, and is rather clean*
Tanks fwiend.
*purrs and wraps his wings around him*
(08-22-2015, 02:25 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 02:02 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*the tubby vali projectile vomits, narrowly missing Austin by mere inches*
UUUUUURRRRRGH OH GOD.
IM AWAKE! Get yer hands off me!
"That's absolutely disgusting. Glad I don't have to worry about things like that...eugh."
Sorreh...
;~;
*hides his face in umbra's fluff*
(08-22-2015, 02:17 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*the short, rounded, and dead drunk fluffball turns around and huggles umbra, at least he has enough sense to be thankful for saving his life, and is rather clean*
Tanks fwiend.
*purrs and wraps his wings around him*
"Uh... You're welcome..."
(08-22-2015, 02:32 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Sorreh...
;~;
*hides his face in umbra's fluff*
He's wearing clothes, and Marx is assumedly of normal Avali height, so he's trying to bury his face in a pair of jeans...
"Hey, hey... I can clean it up easily enough. Don't worry... Oh, and I got you a bunch of bottled Ammonia for you to drink instead."
(08-22-2015, 02:36 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 02:17 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*the short, rounded, and dead drunk fluffball turns around and huggles umbra, at least he has enough sense to be thankful for saving his life, and is rather clean*
Tanks fwiend.
*purrs and wraps his wings around him*
"Uh... You're welcome..."
(08-22-2015, 02:32 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Sorreh...
;~;
*hides his face in umbra's fluff*
He's wearing clothes, and Marx is assumedly of normal Avali height, so he's trying to bury his face in a pair of jeans...
"Hey, hey... I can clean it up easily enough. Don't worry... Oh, and I got you a bunch of bottled Ammonia for you to drink instead."
*continues purring, getting a bit unsteady, he's still dangerously drunk*
I uhhhh... I'm veru dizzeh...
*hic*
*has had nothing but booze for 5 days, its a miracle he's alive*
(08-22-2015, 02:45 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*continues purring, getting a bit unsteady, he's still dangerously drunk*
I uhhhh... I'm veru dizzeh...
*hic*
*has had nothing but booze for 5 days, its a miracle he's alive*
"Ehm... You might wanna lay down..."
(08-22-2015, 03:06 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 02:45 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*continues purring, getting a bit unsteady, he's still dangerously drunk*
I uhhhh... I'm veru dizzeh...
*hic*
*has had nothing but booze for 5 days, its a miracle he's alive*
"Ehm... You might wanna lay down..."
Urp...
*stumbles about, looking rather disoriented*
Whur em i?
(08-22-2015, 03:08 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Urp...
*stumbles about, looking rather disoriented*
Whur em i?
"The center of what can apparently be called a town..."
(08-22-2015, 03:23 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Urrrrrr...
*falls onto his bottom*
Thirsty...
*groans*
"Here." Umbra hands him the bottle of ammonia.
(08-22-2015, 03:41 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 03:23 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Urrrrrr...
*falls onto his bottom*
Thirsty...
*groans*
"Here." Umbra hands him the bottle of ammonia.
*gulps it down, his scaly patches look slightly less flushed after a minute*
Can yeh halp mah hoem?
*smiles and wags his tail*
(08-22-2015, 03:44 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*gulps it down, his scaly patches look slightly less flushed after a minute*
Can yeh halp mah hoem?
*smiles and wags his tail*
"Sure... Where do you live?"
(08-22-2015, 03:48 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 03:44 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*gulps it down, his scaly patches look slightly less flushed after a minute*
Can yeh halp mah hoem?
*smiles and wags his tail*
"Sure... Where do you live?"
*points to a house 4 doors down, then yawns and falls over, unfortunately he's too weak to walk, and rather tubby and heavy*
Uhhhh... i dun feel so great.
(08-22-2015, 03:53 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*points to a house 4 doors down, then yawns and falls over, unfortunately he's too weak to walk, and rather tubby and heavy*
Uhhhh... i dun feel so great.
"Let's get you home, then." Umbra manages to pick him up and starts to carry him to his house.
(08-22-2015, 03:57 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 03:53 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*points to a house 4 doors down, then yawns and falls over, unfortunately he's too weak to walk, and rather tubby and heavy*
Uhhhh... i dun feel so great.
"Let's get you home, then." Umbra manages to pick him up and starts to carry him to his house.
*hes over 200 pounds, but very soft and cushy to the touch, almost like a big pillow*
Can, can yu, stay wit me... im scairt, scaird i mite stahp breathin... in my sleep ...
*whimpers as he's held in his arms*
I like dis tho, bein carried.
(08-22-2015, 04:08 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*hes over 200 pounds, but very soft and cushy to the touch, almost like a big pillow*
Can, can yu, stay wit me... im scairt, scaird i mite stahp breathin... in my sleep ...
*whimpers as he's held in his arms*
I like dis tho, bein carried.
"Uh... Well, I need to sleep... I'm not exactly good at taking care of people, either..."
(08-22-2015, 04:17 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 04:08 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*hes over 200 pounds, but very soft and cushy to the touch, almost like a big pillow*
Can, can yu, stay wit me... im scairt, scaird i mite stahp breathin... in my sleep ...
*whimpers as he's held in his arms*
I like dis tho, bein carried.
"Uh... Well, I need to sleep... I'm not exactly good at taking care of people, either..."
Yur stronk tho...
*climbs into his hammock, which promptly breaks under his weight, knocking him out*
(08-22-2015, 04:19 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Yur stronk tho...
*climbs into his hammock, which promptly breaks under his weight, knocking him out*
"...He
really needs to lose weight... That just can't be healthy... Oof..." Umbra exits, his arms deceptively tired.
(08-22-2015, 04:21 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (08-22-2015, 04:19 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Yur stronk tho...
*climbs into his hammock, which promptly breaks under his weight, knocking him out*
"...He really needs to lose weight... That just can't be healthy... Oof..." Umbra exits, his arms deceptively tired.
// hes a heavy little raptor, loves his cake and booze