Avali Nexus

//Yeah I'm leaving

(08-26-2015, 04:14 AM)Ranger_92 Wrote: [ -> ]*Falling through air screaming*

"Assistance... please?"
//Zebroids can't fly

*Comm crackles*

"Papa Mario's pizza, how may I help you?"

"(assorted swearwords)"

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(08-26-2015, 04:12 AM)roguephoenix64 Wrote: [ -> ]*removes important looking wires from teleporter*
"Ooh, pretty sparks!"

//Please don't electrocute yourself... There'll be one do-gooder citizen banging on about safety and regulations and (gasp!) lawsuits. 

*ship hovers underneath you*

(08-26-2015, 04:23 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]//Yeah I'm leaving

//;_;

(08-26-2015, 04:27 AM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-26-2015, 04:23 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]//Yeah I'm leaving

//D

// the hell is your problem?

(08-26-2015, 04:28 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-26-2015, 04:27 AM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]//D

// the hell is your problem?

//It's called smilies, I fucking hate them.

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(08-26-2015, 04:30 AM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-26-2015, 04:28 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]// the hell is your problem?

//It's called smilies, I fucking hate them.
D: ) is what it was meant to be.

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OH FFS.

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//Ehks get rid of these via text please.
They're annoying me.

*Looks down and kicks mercenary's helmet. Hard. Giant streak of the metal under the paintjob appears on helmet*

"Mate! Why are you attempting to break prototype space-age technology that I may-or-may-not-have stolen from secure USA storage?"

*Kicks helmet again*

*Mercenary's jetpack begins to falter under the combined weight of both zebroid and human*

(08-26-2015, 04:35 AM)Ranger_92 Wrote: [ -> ]*Looks down and kicks mercenary's helmet. Hard. Giant streak of the metal under the paintjob appears on helmet*

"Mate! Why are you attempting to break prototype space-age technology that I may-or-may-not-have stolen from secure USA storage?"

*Kicks helmet again*

*Mercenary's jetpack begins to falter under the combined weight of both zebroid and human*

*jabs a gauntlet vibroblade through leg and hold Verpine pistol under chin*
"learn some manners, asshole."

// freaking madhouse, i don't want anything to do with this.

*clinging on to heat vent*

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu(74,000 characters omitted)

*Meanwhile, leg is bleeding by the bucketful*

//artificial blood synthesisers can only replace so much lost fluid

Comito, Ralako, and an unknown Avali are watching the pandemonium from town.

"Does this usually happen here?"

"More often than you'd think."

"And this is a good day!"

The stranger grins rather toothily. "I think I like it here!"

(08-26-2015, 04:52 AM)Ranger_92 Wrote: [ -> ]*clinging on to heat vent*

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu(74,000 characters omitted)

*Meanwhile, leg is bleeding by the bucketful*

//artificial blood synthesisers can only replace so much lost fluid

"Yeeeeaaaaah. Sorry about that. But you did kick me in the head! Twice!
*points into ship* "The medbay is back there."

*floating in bacta tank*

beep...beep...beep...beep

*The cat at the crater wakes up and mews. Clearing annoyed at being being left behind after being electrocuted*

Umbra finally makes it to the top of the snow-capped mountain to witness the indescribable clusterfuck.
"...Why did I even come up here, again? I'm sick and tired of all this crazy shit happening..."
He turns around and goes back down to the town, then goes inside his house.

// Ranger, you might want to look at the map description on the front page to make sure you're not lost or something. I'm kind of confused after looking at some of your posts...

(08-26-2015, 05:02 AM)UnamusedAvali Wrote: [ -> ]*The cat at the crater wakes up and mews. Clearing annoyed at being being left behind after being electrocuted*

//You're sitting in a cage on my ship...
with a scratching post...
and DRUGS! catnip!

//Woah. Cat weed!

//Am Done

(08-26-2015, 05:06 AM)Ranger_92 Wrote: [ -> ]//Woah. Cat weed!

oh ffs. i was pissed on for talking about alpacas, and this is fine?

(08-26-2015, 08:10 AM)Alpaca Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-26-2015, 05:06 AM)Ranger_92 Wrote: [ -> ]//Woah. Cat weed!

oh ffs. i was pissed on for talking about alpacas, and this is fine?

((I am not okay with this either. People should at least try to have coherent and sensible posts when entering. Also everything inside double brackets (()) or started with // is out of character and not actually happening, if you were referring to the post you quoted in specific.))

//This is coherent! Sorta! Maybe! Fuckit, I'm new.

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(08-26-2015, 05:04 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Umbra finally makes it to the top of the snow-capped mountain to witness the indescribable clusterfuck.
"...Why did I even come up here, again? I'm sick and tired of all this crazy shit happening..."
He turns around and goes back down to the town, then goes inside his house.

// Ranger, you might want to look at the map description on the front page to make sure you're not lost or something. I'm kind of confused after looking at some of your posts...

//The idea was that I'm on a completely different planet... sorry if I didn't make that clear...  

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*Wakes in Bacta tank on mercenary's ship*

FTL engines have stopped

"Um... where are we?"