(05-18-2015, 01:54 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 01:50 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*stares at you*
You know.. i was just trying to fix the damn things eating habits.
It isn't normal.. or healthy..
Killing isn't fixing at all, you know. But yes that is an issue.
Then can we just fix the problem?
I swear i won't kill it...
I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!
*runs inside his house, locking the door behind him*
(05-18-2015, 01:50 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*stares at you*
You know.. i was just trying to fix the damn things eating habits.
It isn't normal.. or healthy..
And you decide that's a reason to
kill him?! You've got worse problems than
he does!
(05-18-2015, 01:48 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Can we delimb him or something? Oooh, or maybe I could use him as something in the lab, since he did just try to kill someone.
No, removing his arms is too nice. That's why I wanted to send him to Yharnam.
Getting turned into a zombie or an infected beast is
much worse than loss of limb.
(05-18-2015, 01:56 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Then can we just fix the problem?
I swear i won't kill it...
I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!
*runs inside his house, locking the door behind him*
You said that before, and you just almost killed him.
It's getting
really hard to trust you.
(05-18-2015, 01:56 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 01:54 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Killing isn't fixing at all, you know. But yes that is an issue.
Then can we just fix the problem?
I swear i won't kill it...
I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!
*runs inside his house, locking the door behind him*
Jesus fucking christ, he's in deeper denial than I was when those party guys picked me up.
You're actually talking now, Ehks? Huh.
"That's convenient then if I can just pick a square and move in, I guess some assembly required? Until then I wouldn't mind having a good meal. Time loses its meaning when you wander too long, but you still get hungry after a while." Danu giggles, watching everyone.
(05-18-2015, 02:04 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 01:56 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Then can we just fix the problem?
I swear i won't kill it...
I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!
*runs inside his house, locking the door behind him*
Jesus fucking christ, he's in deeper denial than I was when those party guys picked me up.
You're actually talking now, Ehks? Huh.
Yeah.. we'll need to fix him..
*peeks out of an open window*
I DON'T NEED FIXING! I'M JUST FINE!
(05-18-2015, 02:04 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]"That's convenient then if I can just pick a square and move in, I guess some assembly required? Until then I wouldn't mind having a good meal. Time loses its meaning when you wander too long, but you still get hungry after a while." Danu giggles, watching everyone.
Actually you just stick your arm into one of the hexagrams, think up a house and...there it is. Easy as heck.
*Ehks taps a finger to his chin* ...Maybe I should get a house instead of living in yours.
Yeah that'd be nice.
(05-18-2015, 02:04 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]"That's convenient then if I can just pick a square and move in, I guess some assembly required? Until then I wouldn't mind having a good meal. Time loses its meaning when you wander too long, but you still get hungry after a while." Danu giggles, watching everyone.
Yeah, all yo-
(05-18-2015, 02:07 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Actually you just stick your arm into one of the hexagrams, think up a house and...there it is. Easy as heck.
*Ehks taps a finger to his chin* ...Maybe I should get a house instead of living in yours.
Yeah that'd be nice.
...What Wurg said.
And yeah, Ehks, you totally should. Fairly sure you could make yourself a Jakkai home if you wanted... What do they live in, again? Trees? Hills?
...
Hills? Am I thinking of Hobbits?
*sighs*
Hes most likely eating himself to death right now.
God damn it.
(05-18-2015, 02:11 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]What's a hobbit?
It's a species of Halfling.
If you don't know what a Halfling is, they're basically Humans that live longer and only grow to about half the size.
(05-18-2015, 02:10 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:04 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]"That's convenient then if I can just pick a square and move in, I guess some assembly required? Until then I wouldn't mind having a good meal. Time loses its meaning when you wander too long, but you still get hungry after a while." Danu giggles, watching everyone.
Yeah, all yo-
(05-18-2015, 02:07 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Actually you just stick your arm into one of the hexagrams, think up a house and...there it is. Easy as heck.
*Ehks taps a finger to his chin* ...Maybe I should get a house instead of living in yours.
Yeah that'd be nice.
...What Wurg said.
And yeah, Ehks, you totally should. Fairly sure you could make yourself a Jakkai home if you wanted... What do they live in, again? Trees? Hills?
...Hills? Am I thinking of Hobbits?
No that'd be stupid. We live in houses.
But treehouses are cool!
*Ehks rolls his eyes, before continuing.* It's not like the houses aren't in trees. Some are. Most are on the ground, though. Mine was.
(05-18-2015, 02:16 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:10 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, all yo-
...What Wurg said.
And yeah, Ehks, you totally should. Fairly sure you could make yourself a Jakkai home if you wanted... What do they live in, again? Trees? Hills?
...Hills? Am I thinking of Hobbits?
No that'd be stupid. We live in houses.
But treehouses are cool!
*Ehks rolls his eyes, before continuing.* It's not like the houses aren't in trees. Some are. Most are on the ground, though. Mine was.
Ah.
...Now I kind of want a treehouse... Maybe I'll move over to one of the forest plots.
*sighs*
I'm going to break his door down and get him out of there.
I'm not even sure he'll fit through the door frame..
(05-18-2015, 02:18 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*sighs*
I'm going to break his door down and get him out of there.
I'm not even sure he'll fit through the door frame..
Uh, no.
*summons an extra-tough construct wall over the door*
*coughs up some blood*
Das not good.
"I don't even have to actually build it? Now that is some tech! Anyone want to help me find a nice forested square to use?
As for this person who is eating themselves to death... wouldn't it be more to the point to try to make it useful, perhaps challenge them to an eating contest?"
*coughs up about a cup of blood nearby and collapses to his knees*
urp...