(05-26-2015, 01:10 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 01:05 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]really, i understand jakkia sorry if i said it wrong are kinda short but really only half a chicken?
Dude, I'm only two-foot-nine.
i was trying not to offend anybody when i said kinda small, and many animals eat more than their total weight in a day.
*Gunn pokes his head out from behind Austin, another platter of chicken in hand.*
I've got mo-OOF!
*The run-away Chocobo slams into Gunn, the platter spinning away launching 5 or 6 cooked chickens sprawling everywhere, one landing right on the KO'd serpent's head. The Chocobo is stunned long enough for Jacob to regain control of the situation.*
Hey, thanks for the help, Glenn~!
(05-26-2015, 01:19 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*Gunn pokes his head out from behind Austin, another platter of chicken in hand.*
I've got mo-OOF!
*The run-away Chocobo slams into Gunn, the platter spinning away launching 5 or 6 cooked chickens sprawling everywhere, one landing right on the KO'd serpent's head. The Chocobo is stunned long enough for Jacob to regain control of the situation.*
Hey, thanks for the help, Glenn~!
well nobody was going to eat the chicken anyway so *thumbs up* it's good.
(05-26-2015, 01:20 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]well nobody was going to eat the chicken anyway so *thumbs up* it's good.
But...
I wanted a chicken...
*Umbra's ears fold down as he puts on a classic "sad face" look*
(05-26-2015, 01:22 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 01:20 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]well nobody was going to eat the chicken anyway so *thumbs up* it's good.
But... I wanted a chicken...
*Umbra's ears fold down as he puts on a classic "sad face" look*
*The Marowak looks up from his saddling of the large bird.*
What about chickens?
(05-26-2015, 01:22 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 01:20 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]well nobody was going to eat the chicken anyway so *thumbs up* it's good.
But... I wanted a chicken...
*Umbra's ears fold down as he puts on a classic "sad face" look*
oh well then *thumbs down* it's bad, but anyways i don't think we were ever going to eat more than 3 chickens at best.
i have to go now, i'm getting tired *goes into my house the hydra outside sleeping on the grass* *the doors are now locked and he goes to bed*
(05-26-2015, 01:15 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 01:10 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Dude, I'm only two-foot-seven.
i was trying not to offend anybody when i said kinda small, and many animals eat more than their total weight in a day.
What do I look like, a pig? I'm a Jakkai, dammit, not something that eats way more than I weigh every day.
*sighs, his jacket gone, the only thing on he is wearing on his torso is a ripped up black shirt*
That was not easy.
(05-26-2015, 01:24 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 01:22 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]But... I wanted a chicken...
*Umbra's ears fold down as he puts on a classic "sad face" look*
*The Marowak looks up from his saddling of the large bird.* What about chickens?
*sadly gestures to one of the cooked chickens on the ground*
*sighs once more*
Never try to put a sucidal ever-so hungry bird into a strait jacket.
Just don't.
(05-26-2015, 02:27 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 01:24 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*The Marowak looks up from his saddling of the large bird.* What about chickens?
*sadly gestures to one of the cooked chickens on the ground*
*Ehks slowly takes another bite out of his chicken.*
(05-26-2015, 02:27 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 01:24 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*The Marowak looks up from his saddling of the large bird.* What about chickens?
*sadly gestures to one of the cooked chickens on the ground*
*He regards them with uncomprehending eyes for a moment before resuming his work, strapping the last strap into place and boarding the steed.*
We're off!
*Then the Chocobo just sort of...takes off.*
(05-26-2015, 12:20 AM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ] (05-25-2015, 11:29 PM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]"I see. Pleased to meet you Lord Feizel." Danu curtsied slightly, flaring her skirt as a proper lady would do when formally greeting someone.
"Lets go to my house to discuss things, I believe we have much to talk about."
She turns slightly and leads the way.
*both fallow, curious about the discussion*
So this is where your ran off to.
...
"This is my home here it seems." Danu smiles, putting an enormous cake fit for a wedding on the table and setting places around it. "I'm glad to see that angels have once again come to relax in it. Its been way too long."
She takes a seat at the table, encouraging them to do the same.
(05-26-2015, 02:31 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]*Ehks slowly takes another bite out of his chicken.*
(05-26-2015, 02:33 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*He regards them with uncomprehending eyes for a moment before resuming his work, strapping the last strap into place and boarding the steed.* We're off!
*Then the Chocobo just sort of...takes off.*
*Umbra just sits down... No chicken for him.*
ACCK!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
*Is wearing a white strait jacket, nothing too special*
Then you're gonna do that shit.
Brilliant.
Ecckkk..
(05-26-2015, 02:35 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 02:31 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]*Ehks slowly takes another bite out of his chicken.*
(05-26-2015, 02:33 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*He regards them with uncomprehending eyes for a moment before resuming his work, strapping the last strap into place and boarding the steed.* We're off!
*Then the Chocobo just sort of...takes off.*
*Umbra just sits down... No chicken for him.*
...Sorry. I would give you some of this chicken, but uh
i'm eating it and that would be kinda nasty.
(05-26-2015, 02:42 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-26-2015, 02:35 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*Umbra just sits down... No chicken for him.*
...Sorry. I would give you some of this chicken, but uh
i'm eating it and that would be kinda nasty.
Oh, it's fine... I've got a chicken in my house, anyway.
Maybe I'll go get it...
*stands up and heads into his house*
*returns with a roasted chicken in one arm and a drumstick in the other*
Mmph. Tha'sh shome good chick'n.
Can you let me out of this fucking jacket now?
No. Then you're gonna do it.
I won't.
I swear.
You're just a bunch of bullshit and lies..