(05-28-2015, 03:57 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 03:55 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*the gun goes off right in his face as you smack it*
*And...surprisingly, the shot completely misses, since the barrel was slapped away. Hopefully no one else was hurt.*
Stop this right now.
*picks up the gun again and walks outside like a lifeless being*
Danu frowns as the bullet rips a hole in her couch.
"Can we please put a stop to people giving up and blowing their own brains out? I made a nice dinner for everyone and I would hate to have to waste it because people decided to die instead of having fun with their friends."
She plops down heavily back into her chair at the table, too exhausted to really do much more.
(05-28-2015, 03:59 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 03:58 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*picks up the gun again and walks outside like a zombie*
*And the gun is promptly ripped from your hands again, before being broken down completely.*
No.
*puts his own claws to his neck and very slowly starts to tear through it*
(05-28-2015, 03:53 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]And now for something completely different.
*An apple tree suddenly grows in the middle of the plaza*
*A large number of potatoes begin to grow from it*
HAHAHA! PEARS! PERFECT!
*Sheinam runs a few loops around the tree before vanishing into thin air behind it*
...
I am
way too tired for all this...
(05-28-2015, 04:02 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]Danu frowns as the bullet rips a hole in her couch.
"Can we please put a stop to people giving up and blowing their own brains out? I made a nice dinner for everyone and I would hate to have to waste it because people decided to die instead of having fun with their friends."
She plops down heavily back into her chair at the table, too exhausted to really do much more.
*flops down onto the couch*
Look at us... Two tired people...
I don't even have the mental capacity to be witty right now...
(05-28-2015, 04:10 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:03 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*puts his own claws to his neck and very slowly starts to tear through it*
*Your hands are grabbed, and pulled away from your neck, before any serious damage is done.*
Do you not understand the word "stop"? Do you not understand the fact someone is actively stopping you from offing yourself? I will restrain you somehow until you snap out of this. Do you understand me?
*The strength of the grip, and the force at which your arms were being held back was almost...unnatural, for someone of this size. Maybe it's the fact I'm an Ateros. Maybe it's just the form itself. Who knows.*
(05-28-2015, 04:11 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:02 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]Danu frowns as the bullet rips a hole in her couch.
"Can we please put a stop to people giving up and blowing their own brains out? I made a nice dinner for everyone and I would hate to have to waste it because people decided to die instead of having fun with their friends."
She plops down heavily back into her chair at the table, too exhausted to really do much more.
*flops down onto the couch*
Look at us... Two tired people...
I don't even have the mental capacity to be witty right now...
*sits next to umbra on the couch and quietly weeps*
(05-28-2015, 04:11 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:02 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]Danu frowns as the bullet rips a hole in her couch.
"Can we please put a stop to people giving up and blowing their own brains out? I made a nice dinner for everyone and I would hate to have to waste it because people decided to die instead of having fun with their friends."
She plops down heavily back into her chair at the table, too exhausted to really do much more.
*flops down onto the couch*
Look at us... Two tired people...
I don't even have the mental capacity to be witty right now...
"Lets at least have dinner then before we're all too tired to eat and just want to sleep."
Danu digs into the big meal she had made, most of it having already gotten cold. Normally she would reheat it, but tonight she was too exhausted to do so.
(05-28-2015, 04:13 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:10 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]*Your hands are grabbed, and pulled away from your neck, before any serious damage is done.*
Do you not understand the word "stop"? Do you not understand the fact someone is actively stopping you from offing yourself? I will restrain you somehow until you snap out of this. Do you understand me?
*The strength of the grip, and the force at which your arms were being held back was almost...unnatural, for someone of this size. Maybe it's the fact I'm an Ateros. Maybe it's just the form itself. Who knows.*
(05-28-2015, 04:11 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*flops down onto the couch*
Look at us... Two tired people...
I don't even have the mental capacity to be witty right now...
*sits next to umbra on the couch and quietly weeps*
...
*sigh*
What's wrong?... Sorry if I'm a bit distant, I'm just...
Really tired...
(05-28-2015, 04:14 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]"Lets at least have dinner then before we're all too tired to eat and just want to sleep."
Danu digs into the big meal she had made, most of it having already gotten cold. Normally she would reheat it, but tonight she was too exhausted to do so.
*gets up to grab his plate- as well as fix one for Marx- then sits back down, starting to eat but not eating much*
(05-28-2015, 04:14 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:13 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*sits next to umbra on the couch and quietly weeps*
...
*sigh*
What's wrong?... Sorry if I'm a bit distant, I'm just... Really tired...
(05-28-2015, 04:14 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]"Lets at least have dinner then before we're all too tired to eat and just want to sleep."
Danu digs into the big meal she had made, most of it having already gotten cold. Normally she would reheat it, but tonight she was too exhausted to do so.
*gets up to grab his plate- as well as fix one for Marx- then sits back down, starting to eat but not eating much*
*the normally eager to eat fatvali just curls up on the couch and softly cries for he cannot find a reason to live*
(05-28-2015, 04:18 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:14 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]...
*sigh*
What's wrong?... Sorry if I'm a bit distant, I'm just... Really tired...
*gets up to grab his plate- as well as fix one for Marx- then sits back down, starting to eat but not eating much*
*the normally eager to eat fatvali just curls up on the couch and softly cries for he cannot find a reason to live*
*reaches over and gently rubs his back*
Other Guy: Almost give up.
You are now THE TITLELESS, also known as [REDACTED], also sometimes known as SHAADARIS, despite you not really using that name anymore. At all.
Honestly nobody gives a damn about your INTERESTS. You tend to come around and but into other peoples' business with your SLICE OF LIFE ROLEPLAY but in all honesty what you really want to do is make an ACTUAL PROPER STORY for the roleplay, which you have been doing on and off for BLOODY AGES. Despite all of the setup you've been doing, your PLANS ARE REALLY PRETTY MUCH POINTLESS because the moment you walk away everything DESCENDS INTO MADNESS half the time, and sometimes even where you are around. You've practically GIVEN UP because your EVIL SARCASTIC AND SOMEWHAT RIDICULOUS VILLAIN that you've been planning to bring back in an epic battle where most of the LOOSE ENDS you've been foreshadowing for some time and HIDDEN BACKSTORY all get revealed, IS TOTAL CRAP. Like really, he's not even that threatening, even if you made him COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OVERPOWERED. That just wouldn't be fun anymore. So, in your infinite+1 lack of inspiration, you've suddenly started posting bits about FOUR NEW GUYS that you've never mentioned before because THEY ARE IN FACT NEW. These posts aren't catching anyone's attention, and even if they did people TECHNICALLY CAN'T INTERACT WITH THEM so you AREN'T SURE WHY YOU'RE DOING IT other than to give EVEN MORE POINTLESS BACKSTORY to a thing that AT THIS RATE WILL NEVER BE IMPORTANT EVER.
Basically, you've PRETTY MUCH GIVEN UP, as the MSPA-styled text and command above implied.
(05-28-2015, 04:20 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Other Guy: Almost give up.
You are now THE TITLELESS, also known as [REDACTED], also sometimes known as SHAADARIS, despite you not really using that name anymore. At all.
Honestly nobody gives a damn about your INTERESTS. You tend to come around and but into other peoples' business with your SLICE OF LIFE ROLEPLAY but in all honesty what you really want to do is make an ACTUAL PROPER STORY for the roleplay, which you have been doing on and off for BLOODY AGES. Despite all of the setup you've been doing, your PLANS ARE REALLY PRETTY MUCH POINTLESS because the moment you walk away everything DESCENDS INTO MADNESS half the time, and sometimes even where you are around. You've practically GIVEN UP because your EVIL SARCASTIC AND SOMEWHAT RIDICULOUS VILLAIN that you've been planning to bring back in an epic battle where most of the LOOSE ENDS you've been foreshadowing for some time and HIDDEN BACKSTORY all get revealed, IS TOTAL CRAP. Like really, he's not even that threatening, even if you made him COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OVERPOWERED. That just wouldn't be fun anymore. So, in your infinite+1 lack of inspiration, you've suddenly started posting bits about FOUR NEW GUYS that you've never mentioned before because THEY ARE IN FACT NEW. These posts aren't catching anyone's attention, and even if they did people TECHNICALLY CAN'T INTERACT WITH THEM so you AREN'T SURE WHY YOU'RE DOING IT other than to give EVEN MORE POINTLESS BACKSTORY to a thing that AT THIS RATE WILL NEVER BE IMPORTANT EVER.
Basically, you've PRETTY MUCH GIVEN UP, as the MSPA-styled text and command above implied.
// wish I could help, but... I don't really know how...
(05-28-2015, 04:19 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:18 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*the normally eager to eat fatvali just curls up on the couch and softly cries for he cannot find a reason to live*
*reaches over and gently rubs his back*
*cannot resist the urge to roll onto his side and start purring*
*while crying*
Leave me alone, I'm just a miserable and ugly fatass with no use and too pathetic to successfully off himself...
;~;
(05-28-2015, 04:22 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:19 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*reaches over and gently rubs his back*
*cannot resist the urge to roll onto his side and start purring*
*while crying*
Leave me alone, I'm just a miserable and ugly fatass with no use and too pathetic to successfully off himself...
;~;
...No use? Is that what you're sad about?
What makes you think having no use is bad?
When you have a use, like me, people expect things from you.
You're supposed to do what everyone else needs you too, even when it gets really hard and you're stretching yourself thin.
You lose sleep at nights because you fear that you're going to have to be useful again, risking your life, your strength, your sanity, or even all three.
Sometimes I
wish I had no use. I'd finally be able to relax and not have to worry myself and worry myself and worry myself all day, all night, all afternoon...
You're not useless. You're lucky you aren't caught up in this madness.
// Edit: damn phone, randomly resizing text...
(05-28-2015, 04:25 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]//I noticed the posts, it's just...I couldn't really...do anything with them.
I was actually happy to know that there was at least...something possibly coming around in the future, which was why everything is trying to be made more...sane, in terms of stuff, honestly.
Now I feel partially responsible for this. Fuck.
// same here... Samhain seems like he'd be fun to fight, but if this story that's so great already just ends up being scrapped, that'd be a shame...
(05-28-2015, 04:28 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:22 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*cannot resist the urge to roll onto his side and start purring*
*while crying*
Leave me alone, I'm just a miserable and ugly fatass with no use and too pathetic to successfully off himself...
;~;
...No use? Is that what you're sad about?
What makes you think having no use is bad?
When you have a use, like me, people expect things from you.
You're supposed to do what everyone else needs you too, even when it gets really hard and you're stretching yourself thin.
You lose sleep at nights because you fear that you're going to have to be useful again, risking your life, your strength, your sanity, or even all three.
Sometimes I wish I had no use. I'd finally be able to relax and not have to worry myself and worry myself and worry myself all day, all night, all afternoon...
You're not useless. You're lucky you aren't caught up in this madness.
(05-28-2015, 04:25 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]//I noticed the posts, it's just...I couldn't really...do anything with them.
I was actually happy to know that there was at least...something possibly coming around in the future, which was why everything is trying to be made more...sane, in terms of stuff, honestly.
Now I feel partially responsible for this. Fuck.
// same here... Samhain seems like he'd be fun to fight, but if this story that's so great already just ends up being scrapped, that'd be a shame...
I have my own little slice of madness in my head, it screams at me to do TERRIBLE things, only being drunk shuts it up...
(05-28-2015, 04:21 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:20 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]-SNOP-
// wish I could help, but... I don't really know how...
Thanks anyways. I'd love help but heck if I know how to get any.
(05-28-2015, 04:25 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 04:20 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]-snip-
//I noticed the posts, it's just...I couldn't really...do anything with them.
I was actually happy to know that there was at least...something possibly coming around in the future, which was why everything is trying to be made more...sane, in terms of stuff, honestly.
Now I feel partially responsible for this. Fuck.
Don't. It's mostly just my writer's block catching up to me. I haven't written anything in any of my stories for probably a month now due to this block.
It seems right now I'm only capable of working on new things...
That and the fact that I don't know where I want to go with all this anymore... eh...
On the topic of insanity and ridiculous posting though... I know things have been getting saner around here and I'm pleased with that, to say the least.
But for a while I've been thinking of an idea - this is a ridiculous idea since we're trying to keep these forums organized and together.
I was thinking since this is dubbed the Nonserious RP, maybe we could get a "Plot RP" thread, whereas the rules are looser than the CFForums RP, and maybe it has tie-ins with this RP, but there's an
overarching plot and setting from day one to avoid the widespreadedness and nonsensicality of this thread.
I dunno. Probably a terrible idea. Just thought I'd type it out so that my brain would stop bothering me about it.