(05-21-2015, 07:01 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 06:59 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*sighs*
I'm going to go tape him..
If I tape myself, then I guess it will be fun lost at sea.
No one is incompetent enough to somehow ductape themself to a boat unintentionally. That's...physically impossible, actually.
Somehow it might happen..
At least it will give me time to think about problems.
(05-21-2015, 06:57 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 06:54 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Dammit, how come every time I try this it goes wrong? It's only ever completely succeeded with you and me for some reason!
Maybe it's not meant to be used on organics... But if that's the case, then how am I not affected severely?
Iunno. Ehks...uh...what's wrong, exactly?
...
Ehks?
....it only worked partially...
*blank expression*
...
Excuse me while I go vent my frustration on a defenseless training dummy.
*walks off*
(05-21-2015, 07:03 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 06:57 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Iunno. Ehks...uh...what's wrong, exactly?
...
Ehks?
....it only worked partially...
*blank expression*
...
Excuse me while I go vent my frustration on a defenseless training dummy.
*walks off*
Uh, alright...
W-wait! Fuck, I don't want to stay like this...
All right.
If you don't see me I taped myself.
Byee!
*grabs a roll of duct tape and walks away*
(05-21-2015, 07:04 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:03 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*blank expression*
...
Excuse me while I go vent my frustration on a defenseless training dummy.
*walks off*
Uh, alright...
W-wait! Fuck, I don't want to stay like this...
*angry shouting, explosions, and wood breaking are all heard in the distance coming from the direction Umbra disappeared in*
(05-21-2015, 07:14 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:07 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*angry shouting, explosions, and wood breaking are all heard in the distance coming from the direction Umbra disappeared in*
Oh dear.
i'm scared and still disgusted with my body.
*the sounds stop; after a while, Umbra returns*
Okay, calmed down now... I don't think I can fully remove the curse with reality alteration, so the most I can do is reapply it. I can also try Lockup, but I don't think it'll work.
(05-21-2015, 07:23 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:21 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*the sounds stop; after a while, Umbra returns*
Okay, calmed down now... I don't think I can fully remove the curse with reality alteration, so the most I can do is reapply it. I can also try Lockup, but I don't think it'll work.
Anything is better than how I am now...
Well, it...sounds to me like he'd rather go back to being a Jakkai, I guess...
If I can't be human, I'd rather be something that isn't a freak of nature, yes.
Right. Only problem is, I need to know exactly where you are... Meaning I'll need to be able to see you for a moment.
(05-21-2015, 07:28 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Right. Only problem is, I need to know exactly where you are... Meaning I'll need to be able to see you for a moment.
You don't want to see me...
We have to. It'll only be for a second, or, like, drape a blanket over your head, or something. You can still do it if he has a blanket on, right Umbra?
If he wants to inherit properties from said blanket, yes.
The process is a bit finicky...
*walks back, duct tape covering bits of his body*
D..do.ne..
PARTY PARTY!
*the knife is playing the same music from before*
I.. hate.. knife..
(05-21-2015, 07:32 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*walks back, duct tape covering bits of his body*
D..do.ne..
PARTY PARTY!
*the knife is playing the same music from before*
I.. hate.. knife..
*takes the knife, opening a portal and tossing it in- it is now in the ocean*
Can't have distractions.
(05-21-2015, 07:33 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:30 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]If he wants to inherit properties from said blanket, yes.
The process is a bit finicky...
I don't want to be part blanket.
Well...Umbra has to see you, then.
Does he just need to know where I am? I don't want the lights on...
I can see in the dark, you know.
(05-21-2015, 07:34 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:32 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*walks back, duct tape covering bits of his body*
D..do.ne..
PARTY PARTY!
*the knife is playing the same music from before*
I.. hate.. knife..
*takes the knife, opening a portal and tossing it in- it is now in the ocean*
Can't have distractions.
Now I'm bleeding..
I have. .been.. backstabbed by him..
That.. knife..
Has it been five minutes..?
I think it h-
*falls over*
(05-21-2015, 07:35 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:34 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*takes the knife, opening a portal and tossing it in- it is now in the ocean*
Can't have distractions.
Now I'm bleeding..
I have. .been.. backstabbed by him..
That.. knife..
In that case...
*dons a device of some sort on his back- it seems almost slapped together and pulls out the Quick Fix, pulling the levervand healing Penguin*
Is that better?
(05-21-2015, 07:38 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Has it been five minutes..?
I think it h-
*falls over*
...Okay, never mind.
(05-21-2015, 07:37 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:34 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*takes the knife, opening a portal and tossing it in- it is now in the ocean*
Can't have distractions.
I can see in the dark, you know.
...Just get it over with, please. I don't like being like this at all...
'Kay. I'll need to come in.
(05-21-2015, 07:39 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 07:35 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Now I'm bleeding..
I have. .been.. backstabbed by him..
That.. knife..
In that case...
*dons a device of some sort on his back- it seems almost slapped together and pulls out the Quick Fix, pulling the levervand healing Penguin*
Is that better?
(05-21-2015, 07:38 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Has it been five minutes..?
I think it h-
*falls over*
...Okay, never mind.
(05-21-2015, 07:37 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]...Just get it over with, please. I don't like being like this at all...
'Kay. I'll need to come in.
*remains on the ground motionless*