Avali Nexus

(05-23-2015, 02:41 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 02:41 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]But i actually swear this time!

Christ.. it hurts!

HURTS!

And you still won't do it. I know what you're like.

(05-23-2015, 02:42 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 02:41 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]And you still won't do it. I know what you're like.

There is still some good left in me..

So come on..

(05-23-2015, 02:45 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 02:42 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]There is still some good left in me..

So come on..

"Good" does not equate to actually trying.

(05-23-2015, 02:46 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 02:45 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]"Good" does not equate to actually trying.

Just fucking fix me already.

I don't have forever to live.. might die soon for all i know..

(05-23-2015, 02:52 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 02:46 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Just fucking fix me already.

I don't have forever to live.. might die soon for all i know..

This is going to take a lot of time. We will have to schedule appointments in the lab for you. Thankfully, I am capable of editing DNA and stuff, and fixing whatever defect is causing your ridiculous addictions.

(05-23-2015, 02:53 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 02:52 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]This is going to take a lot of time. We will have to schedule appointments in the lab for you. Thankfully, I am capable of editing DNA and stuff, and fixing whatever defect is causing your ridiculous addictions.

Yeah.. well.. i don't think i have long.

ACCCK!

Can't.. can't wait..

(05-23-2015, 02:59 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 02:53 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah.. well.. i don't think i have long.

ACCCK!

Can't.. can't wait..

*Sigh*
Alright, thime to do this. We're going to the lab.
*And, while still carrying Penguin, I enter my house and enter the lab.*

(05-23-2015, 03:00 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 02:59 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]*Sigh*
Alright, thime to do this. We're going to the lab.
*And, while still carrying Penguin, I enter my house and enter the lab.*

*begins to squirm around a bit more*

Hehe.. will it.. hu..

Of course it'll hurt.. fuck me..

I would of preferred the foot through my body..

(05-23-2015, 03:03 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:00 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*begins to squirm around a bit more*

Hehe.. will it.. hu..

Of course it'll hurt.. fuck me..

I would of preferred the foot through my body..

Huh? No, it won't hurt. Trust me, it's painless. Now then...
*You are swiftly placed into a tube filled with a green liquid. When you try to breathe inside...you realize you can.*
Alright, time to get to work. Since the fluid itself is laced with particles capable of reading and rewriting DNA, this makes it easier...sometimes I love the fact these frat guys can take almost anything from anywhere. The place that had this stuff must have been SUPER advanced. Eh.
*I start typing away on a control panel nearby, strings of letters and symbols appearing on the screen...*

(05-23-2015, 03:04 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:03 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Huh? No, it won't hurt. Trust me, it's painless. Now then...
*You are swiftly placed into a tube filled with a green liquid. When you try to breathe inside...you realize you can.*
Alright, time to get to work. Since the fluid itself is laced with particles capable of reading and rewriting DNA, this makes it easier...sometimes I love the fact these frat guys can take almost anything from anywhere. The place that had this stuff must have been SUPER advanced. Eh.
*I start typing away on a control panel nearby, strings of letters and symbols appearing on the screen...*

*begins to freak out*

BLRGHGLGKHBL!

BLLRGHBLRGH!

(05-23-2015, 03:10 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:04 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*begins to freak out*

BLRGHGLGKHBL!

BLLRGHBLRGH!

Calm down. The glass won't break, the tube won't open unless I tell it to. There's nothing to worry about anyways, I'm a biologist. I know what to do, and the fact this machine can break down what specific parts of DNA do hel...oh, there it is!
*A few more keystrokes.*
Okay, so that'll fix your extreme vulnerability for getting addicted to substances such as alcohol and sugars. And for the more difficult part...uh...reducing your weight. You might feel kinda...really hot for a bit. That's normal, it's just your cells metabolizing the extreme amounts of excess fat. After that's over with, I can probably get some stem cells from elsewhere to repair your more-than-likely damaged liver. They'll propigate, and replace the worn out and damaged cells. Might need to do the same for the heart as well...

(05-23-2015, 03:11 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:10 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Calm down. The glass won't break, the tube won't open unless I tell it to. There's nothing to worry about anyways, I'm a biologist. I know what to do, and the fact this machine can break down what specific parts of DNA do hel...oh, there it is!
*A few more keystrokes.*
Okay, so that'll fix your extreme vulnerability for getting addicted to substances such as alcohol and sugars. And for the more difficult part...uh...reducing your weight. You might feel kinda...really hot for a bit. That's normal, it's just your cells metabolizing the extreme amounts of excess fat. After that's over with, I can probably get some stem cells from elsewhere to repair your more-than-likely damaged liver. They'll propigate, and replace the worn out and damaged cells. Might need to do the same for the heart as well...

*sighs and shakes his head*

*doesn't seem to be breathing anymore.. most likely now holding his breath*

(05-23-2015, 03:14 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:11 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*sighs and shakes his head*

*doesn't seem to be breathing anymore.. most likely now holding his breath*

Hm hm hm...alright...seems like the metabolic processes are wrapping up, so...
*Suddenly, it feels like your liver is being...tickled.*
Don't be alarmed by the feeling in your liver. That's normal.

(05-23-2015, 03:14 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:14 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Hm hm hm...alright...seems like the metabolic processes are wrapping up, so...
*Suddenly, it feels like your liver is being...tickled.*
Don't be alarmed by the feeling in your liver. That's normal.

*begins to laugh and squirm around, no longer able to hold his breath*

(05-23-2015, 03:16 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:14 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*begins to laugh and squirm around, no longer able to hold his breath*

*Then it stops.*
Sweet, there we go. You should be good to go, though maybe...uh...get a doctor to check your heart out. I don't want to risk messing that up, you need that thing.
*The fluid begins to drain, and once it's all drained, the door swings open.*

(05-23-2015, 03:18 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:16 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]*Then it stops.*
Sweet, there we go. You should be good to go, though maybe...uh...get a doctor to check your heart out. I don't want to risk messing that up, you need that thing.
*The fluid begins to drain, and once it's all drained, the door swings open.*

*stumbles through the door frame*

So.. different..

(05-23-2015, 03:20 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:18 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*stumbles through the door frame*

So.. different..

You'll adapt. Thankfully you shouldn't require excess amounts of things, and won't get addicted to fulfilling those desires either. So...congrats, you're going to actually stay at a reasonable size, and have a functioning liver.

(05-23-2015, 03:21 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:20 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]You'll adapt. Thankfully you shouldn't require excess amounts of things, and won't get addicted to fulfilling those desires either. So...congrats, you're going to actually stay at a reasonable size, and have a functioning liver.

I feel so light..

A..and.. full.. finally..

My weight... all gone..

(05-23-2015, 03:24 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 03:21 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]I feel so light..

A..and.. full.. finally..

My weight... all gone..

Yep! Let's head out, back to the common area.
*I head through the portal leading back to my house.*