(04-24-2015, 12:36 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-24-2015, 12:33 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]...Yeah, I don't know exactly what I was expecting...probably that, I guess.
He waves at you nonchalantly.
Are you still selling
junk cool stuff?
Gotta admit, grandest piano's per' cool.
(04-24-2015, 12:36 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-24-2015, 12:31 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]What-
...
AHA! I knew it!
So, how've you been, buddy?
He shrugs and mutters that he's been better, but raises his voice just above normal levels enough for it to be awkward and welcomes you, saying that chronic chest pain won't get between him and his work!
I could probably help with that... Would a healing thing do?
(04-24-2015, 12:37 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Oh hey shopkeep is back!
Yup! It's good to see him, all right.
(04-24-2015, 12:38 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-24-2015, 12:36 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]i can't quote things do to my internet being terrible right now soo, pretend i quoted shaadaris
Oh hey there shopkeep how are you today?
He says just fine, but scratches at his scar a little.
so why are you here, and are you selling anything i might be interested in?
(04-24-2015, 12:44 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]>Halfway Boots
>Horn of the Wild Folk
>Glowy Thing
>InfiniTinderbox
>Parsnip Juice
>Highly Detailed Sketch of an Eye
>Contemptuous Trilby
>Item 16/2
>Ehks-Ray Goggles [AS SEEN ON TV!]
>!!!
>Rantekntkkriyyhgbyrwoknel's Ring [AKA RRing]
>AerNOgel
>Fishbowl
>Catnip
>shop.item15.name
>"OUT OF ORDER" sign
Question, what does the Glowy thing do?
(04-24-2015, 12:44 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Anyhow, he says, looking at everyone gathered. There are a few things on sale for really cheap right now! He points to the corner of the store where there are a large number of things piled up.
>Halfway Boots
>Horn of the Wild Folk
>Glowy Thing
>InfiniTinderbox
>Parsnip Juice
>Highly Detailed Sketch of an Eye
>Contemptuous Trilby
>Item 16/2
>Ehks-Ray Goggles [AS SEEN ON TV!]
>!!!
>Rantekntkkriyyhgbyrwoknel's Ring [AKA RRing]
>AerNOgel
>Fishbowl
>Catnip
>shop.item15.name
>"OUT OF ORDER" sign
Hmm...
*looks at !!! and shop.item15.name*
(04-24-2015, 12:44 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]>Horn of the Wild Folk
>Glowy Thing
>InfiniTinderbox
>Parsnip Juice
>Highly Detailed Sketch of an Eye
>Contemptuous Trilby
>Item 16/2
>Ehks-Ray Goggles [AS SEEN ON TV!]
>!!!
>Rantekntkkriyyhgbyrwoknel's Ring [AKA RRing]
>AerNOgel
>Fishbowl
>Catnip
>shop.item15.name
>"OUT OF ORDER" sign[/color][/font]
Can i have the umm, darn i dont know anymore surge seems to have gotten the glowy thing uhh maybe the item 16/2
(04-24-2015, 12:55 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-24-2015, 12:46 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Nah, it's actually quite fine. And...
yes it is only right I get the Ehks-Ray goggles. Also that RRing would be cool.
He tosses the RRing and Ehks-Ray goggles to you, warning that the ring isn't fully understood by anyone but Rantekntkkriyyhgbyrwoknel herself, and you can tell from her name that she had a very hard-to-understand mind.
(04-24-2015, 12:47 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]Question, what does the Glowy thing do?
He says if he knew that he would have given it a more descriptive name than "glowy thing".
(04-24-2015, 12:48 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Hmm...
*looks at !!! and shop.item15.name*
Whatever !!! is, it's fluffy and you feel REALLY! DARN!! EXCITED!!! when you look at it! It's vaguely round-shaped!! How cool!!!
shop.item15.name is a small tablet device of sorts. Whatever it is, it appears Shopkeep forgot to give it a name in the text-abstraction that is the shop inventory list, of which has no physical form.
(04-24-2015, 12:48 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]one glowy thing please!
He carefully hands you a glowy thing and suggests you not drop, kick, dropkick, lick, swallow, inhale, feed after midnight, or submerge in liquid the thing because he has absolutely no flipping idea what it does or how... except that it glows various colors.
....well I'll be honest with you I planned to tear it apart for it's chemical composition.
(04-24-2015, 12:55 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-24-2015, 12:46 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Nah, it's actually quite fine. And...
yes it is only right I get the Ehks-Ray goggles. Also that RRing would be cool.
He tosses the RRing and Ehks-Ray goggles to you, warning that the ring isn't fully understood by anyone but Rantekntkkriyyhgbyrwoknel herself, and you can tell from her name that she had a very hard-to-understand mind.
(04-24-2015, 12:47 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]Question, what does the Glowy thing do?
He says if he knew that he would have given it a more descriptive name than "glowy thing".
(04-24-2015, 12:48 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Hmm...
*looks at !!! and shop.item15.name*
Whatever !!! is, it's fluffy and you feel REALLY! DARN!! EXCITED!!! when you look at it! It's vaguely round-shaped!! How cool!!!
shop.item15.name is a small tablet device of sorts. Whatever it is, it appears Shopkeep forgot to give it a name in the text-abstraction that is the shop inventory list, of which has no physical form.
(04-24-2015, 12:48 AM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]one glowy thing please!
He carefully hands you a glowy thing and suggests you not drop, kick, dropkick, lick, swallow, inhale, feed after midnight, or submerge in liquid the thing because he has absolutely no flipping idea what it does or how... except that it glows various colors.
wait i wanted the item 16/2 do i not get to shop?
(04-24-2015, 12:55 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Whatever !!! is, it's fluffy and you feel REALLY! DARN!! EXCITED!!! when you look at it! It's vaguely round-shaped!! How cool!!!
shop.item15.name is a small tablet device of sorts. Whatever it is, it appears Shopkeep forgot to give it a name in the text-abstraction that is the shop inventory list, of which has no physical form.
Ooh! I want this thing so badly!
(04-24-2015, 01:02 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-24-2015, 12:51 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]Can i have the umm, darn i dont know anymore surge seems to have gotten the glowy thing uhh maybe the item 16/2
Another Glowy Thing falls into your hands. Item 16/2 appears to be a piece of blank white paper shaped in the familiar empty rectangular form of its namesake x2.
Thanks i'm gonna go back home and put these somewhere *turns into a dragon and starts flying home with my stuff*
And.. i'm.. back..
*exits his lodge*
Oh, Shopkeep.
Shit.
(04-24-2015, 12:44 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-24-2015, 12:38 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Fine enough, fine enough, by now it's getting hard to believe I was ever two separate entities, hah.
He says that's great!... Unless you don't consider it great, in which case, his condolances.
(04-24-2015, 12:38 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]Are you still selling junk cool stuff?
Gotta admit, grandest piano's per' cool.
He says he still has the finest selection of both junk and cool stuff in all of OOCLand!
(04-24-2015, 12:38 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]I could probably help with that... Would a healing thing do?
He says he's tried everything in his inventory, which included some very rare and fascinating things. None of them really helped a lot... or in the slightest for that matter. He says it's fine though, because it's nice to feel anything.
Anyhow, he says, looking at everyone gathered. There are a few things on sale for really cheap right now! He points to the corner of the store where there are a large number of things piled up.
>Halfway Boots
>Horn of the Wild Folk
>Glowy Thing
>InfiniTinderbox
>Parsnip Juice
>Highly Detailed Sketch of an Eye
>Contemptuous Trilby
>Item 16/2
>Ehks-Ray Goggles [AS SEEN ON TV!]
>!!!
>Rantekntkkriyyhgbyrwoknel's Ring [AKA RRing]
>AerNOgel
>Fishbowl
>Catnip
>shop.item15.name
>"OUT OF ORDER" sign
>purchase horn of the wild folk
>purchase aerNOgel
>purchase halfway boots
(04-24-2015, 01:02 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-24-2015, 12:48 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]a> Purchase Fishbowl
a> Purchase shop.item15.name
a> Purchase "OUT OF ORDER" sign
a> Purchase Highly Detailed Sketch of an Eye
He gives you the fishbowl. It's a typical circular fishbowl. How amazing.
There are multiple shop.item15.names. He hands you one, which promptly becomes a jacobdagun.inventory.item.name
The "OUT OF ORDER" sign, upon closer inspection, is actually not part of the pile but is actually affixed to the door behind it which presumably leads to the washrooms or a closet or something.
The eye stares at you and its pupil dilates when it's given to you.
Great, now I can keep fish next to my bedside! I also have a tablet, which I will examine later. Alright, let's go home, Steve! *takes his purchases into his new home, hanging the picture of the eye, affectionately named "Steve", on a wall and placing the fishbowl on a counter. The jacobdagun.inventory.item.name remains in his satchel*