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(05-23-2015, 05:09 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:08 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Hey! Let him go, I'm not in a mood to fight anyone...
If anything, I'll just whack you with floating constructs...

Then answer my question.

Where the fuck is the fatass?

Because i do not want fakes.

Not at all.

You're holding him, he lost weight...
Now can we please skip to the part where you cease and desist?...
(05-23-2015, 05:05 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:04 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*An ecstatic-looking Marowak, also known as Jacob, bursts out of his house, though his eyes look a bit red.*
Guess who just won the lottery?!
Though it's not actually the lottery, but still.

Well congratulations i guess..

(05-23-2015, 05:05 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:04 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*An ecstatic-looking Marowak, also known as Jacob, bursts out of his house, though his eyes look a bit red.*
Guess who just won the lottery?!
Though it's not actually the lottery, but still.

Uh... You?...

(05-23-2015, 05:06 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:04 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*An ecstatic-looking Marowak, also known as Jacob, bursts out of his house, though his eyes look a bit red.*
Guess who just won the lottery?!
Though it's not actually the lottery, but still.
hi there jacob, i'm going to guess you did, oh and uh i have something to ask of you.

Yep, there was a contest at work, and...well, I won. Basically, prize was anything, so I decided I'd be a demon for a day.
Anyway, Orange-dude, you needed something?
"Uh Penguin? You okay? Do you want another sweetroll?"

Danu holds one up for him, the last on the plate. She seemed to have an appetite despite being merely chubby.
(05-23-2015, 05:10 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:09 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Then answer my question.

Where the fuck is the fatass?

Because i do not want fakes.

Not at all.

You're holding him, he lost weight...
Now can we please skip to the part where you cease and desist?...

Impossible.

How could he lose weight?

He only gains weight!

Oh.. and no.. sorry.

I'm kind of just here and everywhere as some.. "agent'"
(05-23-2015, 05:11 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:10 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]You're holding him, he lost weight...
Now can we please skip to the part where you cease and desist?...

Impossible.

How could he lose weight?

He only gains weight!

Oh.. and no.. sorry.

I'm kind of just here and everywhere as some.. "agent'"
Who are we talking about?
(05-23-2015, 05:22 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:11 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Impossible.

How could he lose weight?

He only gains weight!

Oh.. and no.. sorry.

I'm kind of just here and everywhere as some.. "agent'"
Who are we talking about?

This bird.

*drops him*


*begins gasping for air*

*kicks him*

Brilliant.
*walks into a town , with a bag full of d6*
I come bearings gifts for all!
(05-23-2015, 05:24 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]*walks into a town , with a bag full of d6*
I come bearings gifts for all!

Hello...guy...person...?
(05-23-2015, 05:23 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:22 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Who are we talking about?

This bird.

*drops him*


*begins gasping for air*

*kicks him*

Brilliant.

*walks up and kicks your shin*

(05-23-2015, 05:24 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]*walks into a town , with a bag full of d6*
I come bearings gifts for all!

Oh?...
(05-23-2015, 05:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:23 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]This bird.

*drops him*


*begins gasping for air*

*kicks him*

Brilliant.

*walks up and kicks your shin*

DAAACK!

*a familiar earthen hand grasps you as he picks up the bird by the neck once more and steps back*
(05-23-2015, 05:10 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:05 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Well congratulations i guess..

(05-23-2015, 05:05 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Uh... You?...

(05-23-2015, 05:06 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]hi there jacob, i'm going to guess you did, oh and uh i have something to ask of you.

Yep, there was a contest at work, and...well, I won. Basically, prize was anything, so I decided I'd be a demon for a day.
Anyway, Orange-dude, you needed something?
// i should have specified i was an anthro bat
*is an anthro bat* yeah umm i'm not orange right now but you see my CTM tablet, it's broken *pulls out the remaining 8 uneven pieces of the tablet*
(05-23-2015, 05:29 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:10 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]Yep, there was a contest at work, and...well, I won. Basically, prize was anything, so I decided I'd be a demon for a day.
Anyway, Orange-dude, you needed something?
// i should have specified i was an anthro bat
*is an anthro bat* yeah umm i'm not orange right now but you see my CTM tablet, it's broken *pulls out the remaining 8 uneven pieces of the tablet*

[color=#ffbb7bb]You're normally orange anyway, so that's what I called you.
Name-related amnesia, you know?
Anyway, the controller broke on you, eh? I could fix it, or I could get you an upgraded version of this. Only thing that prismatic umbreon would take.[/color] *He pulls out a small device, barely an inch in length, that looks like a piece of twine.*
(05-23-2015, 05:31 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:29 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]// i should have specified i was an anthro bat
*is an anthro bat* yeah umm i'm not orange right now but you see my CTM tablet, it's broken *pulls out the remaining 8 uneven pieces of the tablet*

[color=#ffbb7bb]You're normally orange anyway, so that's what I called you.
Name-related amnesia, you know?
Anyway, the controller broke on you, eh? I could fix it, or I could get you an upgraded version of this. Only thing that prismatic umbreon would take.[/color] *He pulls out a small device, barely an inch in length, that looks like a piece of twine.*
do you think i should get the upgrade? i already have the CTM inside of me and i'm sure fixing it wouldn't be too bad right?
(05-23-2015, 05:27 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*walks up and kicks your shin*

DAAACK!

*a familiar earthen hand grasps you as he picks up the bird by the neck once more and steps back*

Hey, you were asking for it...
*disappears*
(05-23-2015, 05:33 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:27 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]DAAACK!

*a familiar earthen hand grasps you as he picks up the bird by the neck once more and steps back*

Hey, you were asking for it...
*disappears*

I just wanted answers.

This can't be the fatass, because he doesn't lose fucking weight.

So.. guess having this fake in my hands is great.


A..ack..

ackk..
(05-23-2015, 05:33 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:31 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]You're normally orange anyway, so that's what I called you.
Name-related amnesia, you know?
Anyway, the controller broke on you, eh? I could fix it, or I could get you an upgraded version of this. Only thing that prismatic umbreon would take.
*He pulls out a small device, barely an inch in length, that looks like a piece of twine.*
do you think i should get the upgrade? i already have the CTM inside of me and i'm sure fixing it wouldn't be too bad right?

It's really a matter of "Use a remote every time I want to change form" to "change form with my mind". Plus...well, it's sort of what I'm porting the entire system over to...so...yeah.
(05-23-2015, 05:36 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:33 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]do you think i should get the upgrade? i already have the CTM inside of me and i'm sure fixing it wouldn't be too bad right?

It's really a matter of "Use a remote every time I want to change form" to "change form with my mind". Plus...well, it's sort of what I'm porting the entire system over to...so...yeah.
well then i guess i have no choice, so uhh how do i get this "installed" *points to the twine looking thing*
(05-23-2015, 05:34 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:33 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Hey, you were asking for it...
*disappears*

I just wanted answers.

This can't be the fatass, because he doesn't lose fucking weight.

So.. guess having this fake in my hands is great.


A..ack..

ackk..

*the earthen hand is currently holding nothing*
(05-23-2015, 05:38 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:36 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]It's really a matter of "Use a remote every time I want to change form" to "change form with my mind". Plus...well, it's sort of what I'm porting the entire system over to...so...yeah.
well then i guess i have no choice, so uhh how do i get this "installed" *points to the twine looking thing*

Like this. *He places it onto the back of your neck, where it feels like a sort of slight tickle.*
Done.
(05-23-2015, 05:38 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-23-2015, 05:34 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]I just wanted answers.

This can't be the fatass, because he doesn't lose fucking weight.

So.. guess having this fake in my hands is great.


A..ack..

ackk..

*the earthen hand is currently holding nothing*

Go be a family man, Garek'ife.

*the hand sinks into the ground*

Now.. for this fucking fake-ass bird.

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