(06-02-2015, 01:18 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:18 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Im so sorry this is my fault.[IMG][/IMG]
No. Its his.
He accepted the drink.
How bad will his weight gain be anyway?
*sighs*
Just, put him on a treadmill while he's still skinny!
(06-02-2015, 01:20 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:18 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]No. Its his.
He accepted the drink.
How bad will his weight gain be anyway?
*sighs*
Just, put him on a treadmill while he's still skinny!
I'm not gonna do shit on that treadmill!
I'll just go place him on a bed or something.
*sighs as he carries Penguin and walks into the lab*
(06-02-2015, 01:18 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:14 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]can i join you? i don't think I've been to your house yet. you've been to mine though *smiles*.
well then. good luck not dying, i don't think you're going to come back if you die this way.
Sure, the entire inside is filled with cushions.
yay *he begins to follow you to your house unless you're not going yet then he does that when you do*
//marxon you never answered my question on weather or not you want the more costly version of my TFing also again how do i not forget about this glitch, i can't set a calendar and a week is likely to make me forget if i'm not reminded.
(06-02-2015, 01:21 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:20 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Just, put him on a treadmill while he's still skinny!
I'm not gonna do shit on that treadmill!
I'll just go place him on a bed or something.
*sighs as he carries Penguin and walks into the lab*
DO IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!
(06-02-2015, 01:21 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:18 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, the entire inside is filled with cushions.
yay *he begins to follow you to your house unless you're not going yet then he does that when you do*
//marxon you never answered my question on weather or not you want the more costly version of my TFing also again how do i not forget about this glitch, i can't set a calendar and a week is likely to make me forget if i'm not reminded.
// see if anyone else has feedback to offer.
(06-02-2015, 12:53 AM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 12:47 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck me.
All right then.
Yeah. I knew this would end badly.
I fucking knew it.
This stuff is evil
It should be destroyed imeidtily
First marx, then penguin, and now danu
"Its not evil. But it must be very carefully metered out in tiny amounts, and stored in a secure location where only people who are not going to overdo it can get access. For me it is a rare delicacy, one in which I would gladly partake in a little of every now and then so as not to grow too much."
(06-02-2015, 12:58 AM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 12:54 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Who is he.. and what is he talking 'bout?
I.. it isn't evil.
It just isn't meant.. for.. "mortals"..
Look at all the damge it has done
Immortals and mortals alike
It must be alterd to a less addicting and fattening substance or completly discarded
You choice
"Or stored in a secure location so that it can only be accessed by people who aren't going to abuse it, and only small amounts dispensed for baking with."
(06-02-2015, 01:03 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:01 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]don't murder him again he's been alive again for just a few minuets.
And.. he's already bound to kill himself by drinking mass amounts of this "ambrosia" stuff.
But its goodddd..
I actually believe letting you eat all the pies i have made is a better decision than drinking from that drum.
"He's not getting near the drum of it. We just revived him, he be dead within an hour or so. Speaking of.."
Danu punches Penguin in the gut with incredible strength, intending to make him sick so he pukes it out before the effects take hold.
(06-02-2015, 01:08 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 12:57 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]"I appreciate the half-pint of ambrosia by the way. Waste not in my house after all, I wasn't about to leave that in the refrigerator where it could get spilled or contaminated."
Danu turned to look sternly at him.
"You REALLY need to keep the stuff locked up and out of people's hands. Just that little bit did this much to me, it can and will make mortals literally explode and drown in their own flesh. Its a miracle you survived it yourself. Ehksidian may be right- for the good of the people living here the supplies of it must be disposed of. Its a shame though, an amount like what you say you have would be beyond valuable where I come from."
Yes, it needs to be destoryed, disposed of, or just removed as soon as possible. It is lethally bad for everyone here, and I know that most of the people who would like it would very quickly overindulge and get themselves killed by doing so.
"Stored in a secure location... like your laboratory... and only dispensed in small amounts to people whose bodies can safely handle it. Like mine."
(06-02-2015, 01:13 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:10 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not destroying it or hiding it, you can dilute it just fine with any liquid or bake it into something...
You don't know what this stuff does for me...
Get. Rid. Of. It. Now. It is a lethal health hazard. I don't give a shit if you can dilute it or bake it, I don't trust any of you with any significant amount of it, because someone will most certainly die.
"But we all can trust you with handling it for us right? I'm sure there's plenty of other lethal health hazards in your lab that would kill anyone here."
(06-02-2015, 01:17 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:14 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]well then. good luck not dying, i don't think you're going to come back if you die this way.
He won't die. Just gain quite a bit of weight.
And feel like shit for a while.
"More than a little. I must have put on a solid 10 pounds from that half pint I had, and my body is far more resillent about such things due to the immense energy needs of my abilities. He's probably going to gain several hundred pounds if he doesn't get it out of his system right away."
Realizing that the barrel was loose in her kitchen, she dashes back into the house and slams the door, runes illuminating on every opening in the building as she fortified the place and prepared to seal the container safely away in an inaccessible location.
(06-02-2015, 01:22 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:21 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]yay *he begins to follow you to your house unless you're not going yet then he does that when you do*
//marxon you never answered my question on weather or not you want the more costly version of my TFing also again how do i not forget about this glitch, i can't set a calendar and a week is likely to make me forget if i'm not reminded.
// see if anyone else has feedback to offer.
//i have to go soon
*as soon as Austin gets to marxon's house he falls asleep suddenly, and won't wake up, probably tired from researching why his TFing was acting up*
//well i don't really know how to do that i think odin would leave feedback and so would ehks so please do that.
(06-02-2015, 01:24 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:17 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]He won't die. Just gain quite a bit of weight.
And feel like shit for a while.
"More than a little. I must have put on a solid 10 pounds from that half pint I had, and my body is far more resillent about such things due to the immense energy needs of my abilities. He's probably going to gain several hundred pounds if he doesn't get it out of his system right away."
AAAAACKK!
*is knocked back by the punch*
Great. So he will fucking die.
And i thought he wouldn't because he was such a fucking fatass in the first place.
FINE! ILL PUT IT BACK IN MY HOUSE IF YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BICKER!
*grabs the barrel and takes it from danu, then goes carrying the drum twice his size and equal in weight over his head effortlessly to his house, he seems unaware hes displaying obviously freakish strength*
It was too late for Marxon to grab the barrel.
Danu had sealed her house, and was creating a suitably secure storage location to keep such a treasure- one that even she would not be able to get more than tiny amounts a week out of. Enough for baking and spoiling herself, but nowhere near enough to inflict serious damage to her figure.
*zypherus lands close by, cover in a blue fur coat, and starts a fire*
This snow only seems to come Down quicker
(06-02-2015, 01:36 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]It was too late for Marxon to grab the barrel.
Danu had sealed her house, and was creating a suitably secure storage location to keep such a treasure- one that even she would not be able to get more than tiny amounts a week out of. Enough for baking and spoiling herself, but nowhere near enough to inflict serious damage to her figure.
*bangs loudly on the door then*
Give it to me!
Well. Great.
Thought he wouldn't die, but of course he will.
How is he doing anyway..?
*seems to have vomit a bit*
W..what.. the fuck.. was.. that.. for..?
(06-02-2015, 01:37 AM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (06-02-2015, 01:36 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]It was too late for Marxon to grab the barrel.
Danu had sealed her house, and was creating a suitably secure storage location to keep such a treasure- one that even she would not be able to get more than tiny amounts a week out of. Enough for baking and spoiling herself, but nowhere near enough to inflict serious damage to her figure.
*bangs loudly on the door then*
Give it to me!
"No, you shouldn't have been carrying around the pure form where other people might accidentally taste it. I'm almost done securing it where nobody will be able to get into it without asking me first, with a metering rune set to regulate it so that even I can't take more than a cupful out a week."
The runes on Danu's door flared brilliantly as Marxon pounded on it, trying to get in. It held fast, her magic stronger than his fists.
And.. i bet you still feel like shit.
Of course i do.
Lets not forget i'm thirsty and i'm fucking starving.
We'll.. get there.. later..