(05-21-2015, 09:28 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:25 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]I have no idea, I'm very hungry and would really like to drink something alcoholic.
I guess that's part of my past, I don't even remember how i became the fattest avali around.
*starts softly whimpering*
*somehow the memory doesn't feel as shameful, it's still a faint nagging, but it's not as bad as you remember*
well. i do have a few drinks. though i prefer some berry juices myself. far sweeter and nutritious.
Booze, strong booze...
I don't think I want to remember if i was a bad person.
(05-21-2015, 09:29 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:28 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]*somehow the memory doesn't feel as shameful, it's still a faint nagging, but it's not as bad as you remember*
well. i do have a few drinks. though i prefer some berry juices myself. far sweeter and nutritious.
Booze, strong booze...
I don't think I want to remember if i was a bad person.
and why would you want that stuff? it's not even very valuable to burn down.
(05-21-2015, 09:32 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:29 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Booze, strong booze...
I don't think I want to remember if i was a bad person.
and why would you want that stuff? it's not even very valuable to burn down.
Just... *sniffles* get me something that will get me drunk.
(05-21-2015, 09:34 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:32 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]and why would you want that stuff? it's not even very valuable to burn down.
Just... *sniffles* get me something that will get me drunk.
no i wont. besides, i'm not even sure if i have something alcoholic.
(05-21-2015, 09:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:25 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Nah, you don't look like a weird half-breed...
*Ehks shudders*
...No offense, but...I don't want to try undoing the curse again...that was just unnerving.
No, no, I'm not offended. It's your decision.
*flips the lights back on and removes the chair that was propping the door firmly shut*
Now, uh... Can we leave? I can't even stand up properly...
Uh, yeah, sure. Sorry, I should have made it a bit bigger, but...well, I forgot that I wasn't as tall as everyone else and just scaled it to fit me. Sorry.
*Ehks opens the door, and walks out. He waves over at Wurg.*
So...you're all better now, I take it?
Yeah. guess I'm gonna stay a Jakkai for a few more years or something...as if five wasn't enough...
(05-21-2015, 09:37 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]No, no, I'm not offended. It's your decision.
*flips the lights back on and removes the chair that was propping the door firmly shut*
Now, uh... Can we leave? I can't even stand up properly...
Uh, yeah, sure. Sorry, I should have made it a bit bigger, but...well, I forgot that I wasn't as tall as everyone else and just scaled it to fit me. Sorry.
*Ehks opens the door, and walks out. He waves over at Wurg.*
So...you're all better now, I take it?
Yeah. guess I'm gonna stay a Jakkai for a few more years or something...as if five wasn't enough...
// THIS MAKES NO SENSE O AO
(05-21-2015, 09:36 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:34 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Just... *sniffles* get me something that will get me drunk.
no i wont. besides, i'm not even sure if i have something alcoholic.
*tilts his head, and a flask pops out of his beret*
Well hello there...
*reads the label*
100 proof. .
*chugs the whole thing*
O.o
*hiiiiic*
(05-21-2015, 09:37 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]No, no, I'm not offended. It's your decision.
*flips the lights back on and removes the chair that was propping the door firmly shut*
Now, uh... Can we leave? I can't even stand up properly...
Uh, yeah, sure. Sorry, I should have made it a bit bigger, but...well, I forgot that I wasn't as tall as everyone else and just scaled it to fit me. Sorry.
*Ehks opens the door, and walks out. He waves over at Wurg.*
So...you're all better now, I take it?
Yeah. guess I'm gonna stay a Jakkai for a few more years or something...as if five wasn't enough...
// That's better.
Well, being a Jakkai isn't all bad. I should know- I was one at one point.
(05-21-2015, 09:40 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:39 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]// THIS MAKES NO SENSE O AO
//???
// there was a color mess-up and for some reason "also what the shit Ehks I thought you were like 24" was in there
*A frustrated Marowak stomps angrily out of his lab.*Alright, you know why this was all going awry?
*He holds up a small mushroom, coloring similar to what Jacob had on his head yesterday.*
These blasted excuses for failed experiments got into my machine! They were supposed to restore memory, but oh no, the only use they have is congesting dimensional machines, and now the entire thing has to be scrapped. UUGH!
*He begins breathing heavily through his nose, almost like he's snorting.*
I'm sorry Etch, but things are not going all that well...
(05-21-2015, 09:42 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Well, being a Jakkai isn't all bad. I should know- I was one at one point.
Yeah, it could be worse...I mean, the worst thing about this is probably the shedding and short height. And the fact I can't use as much magic, but I only knew the one spell beforehand anyways. Slightly irritating I can't even try a different one, though. Oh well.
Plus you're stronger, faster, and stuff! and the tail. Prehensile tails are useful.
Can't argue with that.
(05-21-2015, 09:49 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*A frustrated Marowak stomps angrily out of his lab.*Alright, you know why this was all going awry?
*He holds up a small mushroom, coloring similar to what Jacob had on his head yesterday.*
These blasted excuses for failed experiments got into my machine! They were supposed to restore memory, but oh no, the only use they have is congesting dimensional machines, and now the entire thing has to be scrapped. UUGH!
*He begins breathing heavily through his nose, almost like he's snorting.*
I'm sorry Etch, but things are not going all that well...
It's Ehks, and...it's fine, don't worry about it.
(05-21-2015, 09:53 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:42 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Well, being a Jakkai isn't all bad. I should know- I was one at one point.
Yeah, it could be worse...I mean, the worst thing about this is probably the shedding and short height. And the fact I can't use as much magic, but I only knew the one spell beforehand anyways. Slightly irritating I can't even try a different one, though. Oh well.
Plus you're stronger, faster, and stuff! and the tail. Prehensile tails are useful.
Can't argue with that.
Yeah, prehensile tails are pretty awesome.
So awesome, in fact, that I kept the trait and applied it to my normal form once.
Still have it, too.
(05-21-2015, 09:39 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:36 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]no i wont. besides, i'm not even sure if i have something alcoholic.
*tilts his head, and a flask pops out of his beret*
Well hello there...
*reads the label*
100 proof. .
*chugs the whole thing*
O.o
*hiiiiic*
Yeah, you can leave the spa now.
(05-21-2015, 09:56 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:39 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*tilts his head, and a flask pops out of his beret*
Well hello there...
*reads the label*
100 proof. .
*chugs the whole thing*
O.o
*hiiiiic*
Yeah, you can leave the spa now.
Okie...
*stumbles out, dries himself off, and actually smiles a little*
Thaaaaanks...
*waddles back to Gunn's place*
(05-21-2015, 09:56 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:53 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, it could be worse...I mean, the worst thing about this is probably the shedding and short height. And the fact I can't use as much magic, but I only knew the one spell beforehand anyways. Slightly irritating I can't even try a different one, though. Oh well.
Plus you're stronger, faster, and stuff! and the tail. Prehensile tails are useful.
Can't argue with that.
Yeah, prehensile tails are pretty awesome.
So awesome, in fact, that I kept the trait and applied it to my normal form once.
Still have it, too.
Yep, it's a wonderful thing. I find it strange that people live without them.
They are useful, yeah...though, I guess in your world, you were born a Jakkai?
Yeah, I was born a Jakkai. Well, my organic half was...
(05-21-2015, 09:59 PM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 09:53 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]It's Ehks, and...it's fine, don't worry about it.
Well, at least I'm getting it close.
Also, this sounds really mean, and I'm sorry...just...pressure...
Anyway, clone of me is cleaning it out so we can start again, and that little goblin is helping him.
Alright, that's...good to hear, at least. Though, what if it doesn't work? I don't want to freeload around here forever, I gotta get some kind of job, and I doubt you guys have newspapers that need to be delivered...
(05-21-2015, 10:07 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-21-2015, 10:06 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]// *ahem*
//???
// dammit, stop editing my posts!