(05-22-2015, 06:43 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:41 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Tough luck. It won't happen.
*flips another switch- the carbine starts humming as the barrel starts glowing with the energy*
Oh, good, you don't know what I'm capable of! Perhaps this will help...
*tosses a small chunk of charred wood your way*
That used to be a training dummy as tall as I am.
*molten horns begin to poke through the ground*
ALL INSECTS WILL BURN!
No insects here, sorry.
*the energy begins crackling around the outside of the barrel*
(05-22-2015, 06:43 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:41 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Tough luck. It won't happen.
*flips another switch- the carbine starts humming as the barrel starts glowing with the energy*
Oh, good, you don't know what I'm capable of! Perhaps this will help...
*tosses a small chunk of charred wood your way*
That used to be a training dummy as tall as I am.
*molten horns begin to poke through the ground*
ALL INSECTS WILL BURN!
"Ah, hello? Do you still have demoman's eye?"
(05-22-2015, 06:46 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:44 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]No insects here, sorry.
*the energy begins crackling around the outside of the barrel*
*then a face.. it begins to rise.bits of stone are in his molten face*
YOU ARE THE INSECT.
YOU WILL BURN!
Uh excuse me? May I ask who you are?
Can I get you anything eldritch being?
(05-22-2015, 06:44 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:43 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*molten horns begin to poke through the ground*
ALL INSECTS WILL BURN!
"Ah, hello? Do you still have demoman's eye?"
Wrong dimension... Merasmus isn't a dimension-crosser.
(05-22-2015, 06:50 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:44 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]"Ah, hello? Do you still have demoman's eye?"
Wrong dimension... Merasmus isn't a dimension-crosser.
Just a joke, I believe it's rather unfortunate to be on badside of such a majestic being.
(05-22-2015, 06:46 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:44 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]No insects here, sorry.
*the energy begins crackling around the outside of the barrel*
*then a face.. it begins to rise.bits of stone are in his molten face*
YOU ARE THE INSECT.
YOU WILL BURN!
*is clearly unafraid, if not agitated*
Uh-huh.
*releases the trigger, a huge ball of energy blasting straight for the infernal being*
(05-22-2015, 06:52 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:50 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Wrong dimension... Merasmus isn't a dimension-crosser.
Just a joke, I believe it's rather unfortunate to be on badside of such a majestic being.
Well, this "majestic" being was pissed off to begin with...
(05-22-2015, 06:53 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:49 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Uh excuse me? May I ask who you are?
Can I get you anything eldritch being?
I AM RA'KAROS, ELEMENTAL LORD OF FIRE.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SACRIFICE, INSECT?
I'm not an insect thank you, but as i am quite a fan of the flame and desire your favor.
*pulls a bottle out*
My finest booze, one of my prized posessions, up for sacrifice.
*holds it out with a smile*
(05-22-2015, 06:57 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:52 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*is clearly unafraid, if not agitated*
Uh-huh.
*releases the trigger, a huge ball of energy blasting straight for the infernal being*
AGGHH!
MY FIRE BURNS HOT.
YOU WILL BE PURGED!
*the beimg has fully arisen, a human-like torso can be seen.. no legs visible though..*
(05-22-2015, 06:56 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not an insect thank you, but as i am quite a fan of the flame and desire your favor.
*pulls a bottle out*
My finest booze, one of my prized posessions, up for sacrifice.
*holds it out with a smile*
YOUR SACRIFICE IS WEAK, INSECT.
HOWEVER, YOU LOOK LIKE A BETTER SACRIFICE.
Ohhhhh no, you don't. You're not sacrificing anyone.
Leave before you are destroyed.
bah.
*removes his hand from his head and walks inside his hut*
(05-22-2015, 07:02 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 06:59 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Ohhhhh no, you don't. You're not sacrificing anyone.
Leave before you are destroyed.
WEAKK..
I WILL INCINERATE YOU!
*a large spiked, flaming hammer rises out of the ground*
*dark energy starts appearing in midair*
So that's your choice? Keep in mind I can render you completely powerless, as all your power comes from one source.
(05-22-2015, 07:02 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]bah.
*removes his hand from his head and walks inside his hut*
Mind if I join you, I'd quite like to make up over what happened last night.
(05-22-2015, 07:05 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 07:03 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*dark energy starts appearing in midair*
So that's your choice? Keep in mind I can render you completely powerless, as all your power comes from one source.
THE CORE OF THE WORLD?
HAHA. YES. KILL YOURSELF!
Yeah, you're thinking of the wrong thing.
*the dark energy bombards mister hothead and completely disables his ability to control the fire element*
This is why I don't stick to just one trick.
(05-22-2015, 07:06 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-22-2015, 07:05 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]THE CORE OF THE WORLD?
HAHA. YES. KILL YOURSELF!
Yeah, you're thinking of the wrong thing.
*the dark energy bombards mister hothead and completely disables his ability to control the fire element*
This is why I don't stick to just one trick.
AGGHHH!
COME TO THE FIRELANDS.. MY REALM OF POWER.. THENN..
AFGGH!
*is absorbed by the earth*
I HEARD SACRIFICE!
*runs over with a few cakes*