(05-28-2015, 01:12 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]You don't give me shit to eat when i'm STARVING!
ITS BEEN FUCKING YEARS!
SO I BURNT THE DAMN ORCHARD DOWN.
EVERY SINGLE APPLE.
If you don't like apples, then why did you get some? they were
good apples, damn it!
(05-28-2015, 01:12 AM)Timtimthe2nd Wrote: [ -> ]Umbra brushes past Tim as he rushes outside, making him realize that the forest is indeed on fire.
"What the.........."
He pulls out a small handheld device, and pushes a few keys on it. Suddenly, a burst of cold blue mist is emitted, extinguishing a small portion of the flames.
"Crap. Well, looks like we need something a little bigger."
Just do what you can, I'm on it!
*rushes into his house*
(05-28-2015, 01:14 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*sniff sniff* fire one of my forms callings *becomes my ice dragon form and runs out of my house* I'M HERE TO HELP!! WHERE IS THE FIRE!!
*there is quite obviously a forest fire happening in the forest to the West*
(05-28-2015, 01:14 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*sniff sniff* fire one of my forms callings *becomes my ice dragon form and runs out of my house* I'M HERE TO HELP!! WHERE IS THE FIRE!!
"Well, nano-tech barely made a dent in it, so I guess you're free to try"
He then pulls out a small cube, smooth and black, and places it on the ground. After he does so, a cloud of now purple mist is emitted, spreading around the edges of the fire.
"That should keep the fire from spreading!"
The roaring blaze does indeed stop at the edges of the mist, hissing when it meets it.
(05-28-2015, 01:19 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:14 AM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*sniff sniff* fire one of my forms callings *becomes my ice dragon form and runs out of my house* I'M HERE TO HELP!! WHERE IS THE FIRE!!
*there is quite obviously a forest fire happening in the forest to the West*
ah ha there is the fire *goes towards the forest and breathes ice breath on the fire, it helps but isn't enough*
(05-28-2015, 01:21 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:19 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]If you don't like apples, then why did you get some? they were good apples, damn it!
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY TRIED ONE BEFORE.
NOW THE ONLY DAMN OPTION IS BUNCH OF SWEETS AND PASTRIES.
AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE THATS GONNA COME FROM IF I DECIDE TO KILL PENGUIN
HE IS REALLY GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES..
*calls out from the window*
Former Phoenix or not, you better behave before I decide to kick you out!
*ducks back in, preparing the Ether weather machine*
(05-28-2015, 01:21 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:19 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]If you don't like apples, then why did you get some? they were good apples, damn it!
Just do what you can, I'm on it!
*rushes into his house*
*there is quite obviously a forest fire happening in the forest to the West*
...Vote to get rid of Mr. Troublemaker? I think we'd be better off without him, since he decided to burn down the orchard because he doesn't like apples.
i say we send him to a random dimension and see how he fares then leave him to die
(05-28-2015, 01:21 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:19 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]If you don't like apples, then why did you get some? they were good apples, damn it!
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY TRIED ONE BEFORE.
NOW THE ONLY DAMN OPTION IS BUNCH OF SWEETS AND PASTRIES.
AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE THATS GONNA COME FROM IF I DECIDE TO KILL PENGUIN
HE IS REALLY GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES..
no don't kill penguin, penguin is a kinda coolish guy.
(05-28-2015, 01:23 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:21 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY TRIED ONE BEFORE.
NOW THE ONLY DAMN OPTION IS BUNCH OF SWEETS AND PASTRIES.
AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE THATS GONNA COME FROM IF I DECIDE TO KILL PENGUIN
HE IS REALLY GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES..
*calls out from the window*
Former Phoenix or not, you better behave before I decide to kick you out!
*ducks back in, preparing the Ether weather machine*
I don't think we sh-
Oh.
*A sword pierces through him*
Fuck.
...
I swear this is only happening because i'm hungry.
I SWEAR IT!
(05-28-2015, 01:25 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:23 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*calls out from the window*
Former Phoenix or not, you better behave before I decide to kick you out!
*ducks back in, preparing the Ether weather machine*
I don't think we sh-
Oh.
*A sword pierces through him*
Fuck.
...
I swear this is only happening because i'm hungry.
I SWEAR IT!
okay yeah we should teleport this guy to some dimension where you stay dead when you die no matter what, then leave him to die there.
(05-28-2015, 01:23 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:21 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]BECAUSE I'VE NEVER REALLY TRIED ONE BEFORE.
NOW THE ONLY DAMN OPTION IS BUNCH OF SWEETS AND PASTRIES.
AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE THATS GONNA COME FROM IF I DECIDE TO KILL PENGUIN
HE IS REALLY GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES..
*calls out from the window*
Former Phoenix or not, you better behave before I decide to kick you out!
*ducks back in, preparing the Ether weather machine*
Tim looks confusedly at the machine
"What the heck is that? Some sort of fancy fire extinguisher?"
As he says this, he begins to throw more cubes at the blaze, more mist extinguishing the flames for mere moments before the fire spreads again
(05-28-2015, 01:25 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:23 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*calls out from the window*
Former Phoenix or not, you better behave before I decide to kick you out!
*ducks back in, preparing the Ether weather machine*
I don't think we sh-
Oh.
*A sword pierces through him*
Fuck.
...
I swear this is only happening because i'm hungry.
I SWEAR IT!
*humming is heard from Umbra's tree as he pokes his head out again*
God damn it... I was hoping I wouldn't have to kill anyone again.
(05-28-2015, 01:26 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:25 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think we sh-
Oh.
*A sword pierces through him*
Fuck.
...
I swear this is only happening because i'm hungry.
I SWEAR IT!
*humming is heard from Umbra's tree as he pokes his head out again*
God damn it... I was hoping I wouldn't have to kill anyone again.
can i help, i have my sword and i am an ice dragon right now.
EDIT: nevermind i'm tired *goes into house and sleeps*
(05-28-2015, 01:26 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:25 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think we sh-
Oh.
*A sword pierces through him*
Fuck.
...
I swear this is only happening because i'm hungry.
I SWEAR IT!
*humming is heard from Umbra's tree as he pokes his head out again*
God damn it... I was hoping I wouldn't have to kill anyone again.
FIND SOMETHING GOD DAMN IT!
BEFORE I PULL THIS SWORD OUT!
*A rather generic looking sword is piercing through Penguin's heart*
I.. well.. uhm..
Who.. votes.. for me.. sharing.. pastries with him?
(05-28-2015, 01:26 AM)Timtimthe2nd Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:23 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*calls out from the window*
Former Phoenix or not, you better behave before I decide to kick you out!
*ducks back in, preparing the Ether weather machine*
Tim looks confusedly at the machine
"What the heck is that? Some sort of fancy fire extinguisher?"
As he says this, he begins to throw more cubes at the blaze, more mist extinguishing the flames for mere moments before the fire spreads again
*the machine is stationary inside Umbra's tree- it's not visible from outside*
*a large ball of blue energy rises into the sky before bursting into the clouds, which turn grey and cover the sky, unleashing a downpour*
That oughta do it. Maybe I'll bring out some umbrellas...
(05-28-2015, 01:28 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:26 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*humming is heard from Umbra's tree as he pokes his head out again*
God damn it... I was hoping I wouldn't have to kill anyone again.
FIND SOMETHING GOD DAMN IT!
BEFORE I PULL THIS SWORD OUT!
*A rather generic looking sword is piercing through Penguin's heart*
I.. well.. uhm..
Who.. votes.. for me.. sharing.. pastries with him?
You're not dead yet?
...Well, I think you should.
Threat still stands on your "god" buddy, though.
(05-28-2015, 01:28 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:26 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*humming is heard from Umbra's tree as he pokes his head out again*
God damn it... I was hoping I wouldn't have to kill anyone again.
FIND SOMETHING GOD DAMN IT!
BEFORE I PULL THIS SWORD OUT!
*A rather generic looking sword is piercing through Penguin's heart*
I.. well.. uhm..
Who.. votes.. for me.. sharing.. pastries with him?
"Hey, dick who hates apples, would you give it a rest?"
Tim throws another one of his cubes at him, this one just exploding on contact into a cloud of pure electricity, stunning him
"Wait what's burning?! Guys hold the dinner our houses are in danger." Danu looked alarmed, poking her head out the window to see the forest fire uncomfortably close to her house.
She rushes outside, looking for who would have caused it and sees Danatre freaking out on Penguin after starting the fire.
"You two again?! I thought you had things settled, why didn't you come inside for dinner?! Open door everyone was welcome."
(05-28-2015, 01:32 AM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-28-2015, 01:30 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]You're not dead yet?
...Well, I think you should.
Threat still stands on your "god" buddy, though.
Bullshit.
You wouldn't share SHIT!
*pulls the sword out*
*falls to the ground*
ACCCK!
My core won't last much longer.. its.. making.. me..
AUGGGGGHH!
*falls to his knees*
*comes back out with a bunch of umbrellas in a bag in one hand, and a dagger in the other*
Serves you right.
(05-28-2015, 01:32 AM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ]"Wait what's burning?! Guys hold the dinner our houses are in danger." Danu looked alarmed, poking her head out the window to see the forest fire uncomfortably close to her house.
She rushes outside, looking for who would have caused it and sees Danatre freaking out on Penguin after starting the fire.
"You two again?! I thought you had things settled, why didn't you come inside for dinner?! Open door everyone was welcome."
Tim notices Danu, and walks over to her
"Hi, I don't believe I ever actually introduced myself, I'm Tim. Also, Pyro-Dick over there has decided he's gonna cause the whole bloody forest to burn down, but we have it under control. I think"
He pulls up the hood on his jacket, shielding himself from the downpour.