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(04-24-2015, 01:34 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:33 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Unfortunately that was the last one.

Drat.

*consolate pats*
Would a new thing to assimilate make you feel better? I stole Ant Man's suit earlier, but I can't get it to work. You can have it if you want.

(04-24-2015, 01:34 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:33 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*anime style sigh-puff*
Guess we'll never kno-HOLY CRAP HOW DID I DO THAT I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN THAT WAS AWESOME.

OH MY GOD HOW
I WANNA DO THAT TOO

I don't know how I did that...
*anime sweatdrop*
(04-24-2015, 01:31 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:29 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
>Halfway Boots SOLD!
>Horn of the Wild Folk Missing?
>Glowy Thing(s) SOLD!
>InfiniTinderbox
>Parsnip Juice
>Highly Detailed Sketch of an Eye FINALLY GONE!
>Contemptuous Trilby
>Item 16/2 SOLD!
>Ehks-Ray Goggles [AS SEEN ON TV!] SOLD!
>!!! SOLD!!!
>Rantekntkkriyyhgbyrwoknel's Ring [AKA RRing] SOLD! SOLID! SALID! SALAD! SALAD!!
>AerNOgel SOLD!
>Fishbowl SOLD!
>Catnip
>shop.item15.name(s) SOLD!
>"OUT OF ORDER" sign NOT FOR SALE!!
a> Take "OUT OF ORDER" sign
a> Purchase Contemptuous Trilby
You take the "OUT OF ORDER" sign off the wall. Behind it the door has a sign that reads "Infinite Gravity Room". Probably a bad idea to go in, even if it is out of order.
As you approach the Contemptuous Trilby you can feel the hat's contempt of you. Pure, sheer hatred of everything that ever was or will be. That seems to be the deal with the trilby. It also hates rhymes, but that's no surprise. It might... be best... to leave it...

(04-24-2015, 01:31 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:27 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]How does one pronounce !!! anyway?
My best guess is "deg deg" and I have no idea why.
Neither do I. I just gasp in a happy kind of shock.

Guess I'll also just...
> Purchase Catnip
Shopkeep hands you the catnip.
*Wrybdeac walks into the shop*
A-aa-a! W-Wha?! Where'd the thtone go?! *She feels around the room with her pole*
(04-24-2015, 01:38 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:31 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]a> Take "OUT OF ORDER" sign
a> Purchase Contemptuous Trilby
You take the "OUT OF ORDER" sign off the wall. Behind it the door has a sign that reads "Infinite Gravity Room". Probably a bad idea to go in, even if it is out of order.
As you approach the Contemptuous Trilby you can feel the hat's contempt of you. Pure, sheer hatred of everything that ever was or will be. That seems to be the deal with the trilby. It also hates rhymes, but that's no surprise. It might... be best... to leave it...


*Wrybdeac walks into the shop*
A-aa-a! W-Wha?! Where'd the thtone go?! *She feels around the room with her pole*

*takes the hat anyway* Thanks.
Oh, and hello again.
(04-24-2015, 01:35 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]*consolate pats*
Would a new thing to assimilate make you feel better? I stole Ant Man's suit earlier, but I can't get it to work. You can have it if you want.

Nah, it's fine.
(04-24-2015, 01:38 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]*Wrybdeac walks into the shop*
A-aa-a! W-Wha?! Where'd the thtone go?! *She feels around the room with her pole*

Hi Wryb! We're in Shopkeep's shop.
Well.. i'm just going to go.

What a use i served today.

*enters his house, tired*
(04-24-2015, 01:42 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Hi Wryb! We're in Shopkeep's shop.
O-Oh... Hi Uncle Elt.

Wrybdeac Wrote:O-Oh... Hi Uncle Elt.
Shopkeep welcomes you with a very hug that feels like static electricity.
Eh-h... N-Nithe to thee you too... Or, well, f-feel your Ateroth at leatht...
He agrees and looks at the watch that he definitely had on his wrist this whole time. He jumps in surprise and the shop, including Shopkeep, vanish instantly. The door is gone too.
Wha-What jutht happened... *She sniffs the air and turns toward Umbra* Whatth that thmell? Ith really nithe...
((aaand dinner))
(04-24-2015, 01:48 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:42 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Hi Wryb! We're in Shopkeep's shop.
O-Oh... Hi Uncle Elt.

Wrybdeac Wrote:O-Oh... Hi Uncle Elt.
Shopkeep welcomes you with a very hug that feels like static electricity.
Eh-h... N-Nithe to thee you too... Or, well, f-feel your Ateroth at leatht...
He agrees and looks at the watch that he definitely had on his wrist this whole time. He jumps in surprise and the shop, including Shopkeep, vanish instantly. The door is gone too.
Wha-What jutht happened... *She sniffs the air and turns toward Umbra* Whatth that thmell? Ith really nithe...
((aaand dinner))

The sudden poof and unpoof of Shopkeeper's stuff always spooks me...eh.
(04-24-2015, 01:35 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:34 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Drat.

*consolate pats*
Would a new thing to assimilate make you feel better?  I stole Ant Man's suit earlier, but I can't get it to work.  You can have it if you want.


(04-24-2015, 01:34 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]OH MY GOD HOW
I WANNA DO THAT TOO

I don't know how I did that...
*anime sweatdrop*

WHAAAAAT
*anime shockface*
...
*anime "what" face*
Whoa.

(04-24-2015, 01:48 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:42 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Hi Wryb! We're in Shopkeep's shop.
O-Oh... Hi Uncle Elt.


Wrybdeac Wrote:O-Oh... Hi Uncle Elt.
Shopkeep welcomes you with a very hug that feels like static electricity.
Eh-h... N-Nithe to thee you too... Or, well, f-feel your Ateroth at leatht...
He agrees and looks at the watch that he definitely had on his wrist this whole time. He jumps in surprise and the shop, including Shopkeep, vanish instantly. The door is gone too.
Wha-What jutht happened... *She sniffs the air and turns toward Umbra* Whatth that thmell? Ith really nithe...
((aaand dinner))

Oh, hey, Wyrb! I've got catnip here... And THIS REALLY EXCITING FLUFFY OBJECT!!!
...Why am I yelling. And why did you call him "Uncle Elt?"
*holds the glowy object behind his back while he breaks it down*
(04-24-2015, 01:55 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:35 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]I don't know how I did that...
*anime sweatdrop*

WHAAAAAT
*anime shockface*
...
*anime "what" face*
Whoa.

This is a kind of useless super-power, but it's a really cool one all the same.
Speaking of super-powers, I stole Ant Man's super-suit earlier. Anyone want it?
(04-24-2015, 01:55 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, hey, Wyrb! I've got catnip here... And THIS REALLY EXCITING FLUFFY OBJECT!!!
...Why am I yelling. And why did you call him "Uncle Elt?"

Well, Shopkee's name isn't actually Shopkeep. I think he's...uh...somehow related to the creepy black demon dude who made the Ateros. Who is the father of all Ateros.
...so...technically, i guess...he's my half-uncle? kinda? ugh it's confusing.
(04-24-2015, 01:58 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:55 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]WHAAAAAT
*anime shockface*
...
*anime "what" face*
Whoa.

This is a kind of useless super-power, but it's a really cool one all the same.
Speaking of super-powers, I stole Ant Man's super-suit earlier. Anyone want it?

I don't think this is really a superpower...
And be careful who you give that to.

(04-24-2015, 01:59 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:55 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, hey, Wyrb! I've got catnip here... And THIS REALLY EXCITING FLUFFY OBJECT!!!
...Why am I yelling. And why did you call him "Uncle Elt?"

Well, Shopkee's name isn't actually Shopkeep. I think he's...uh...somehow related to the creepy black demon dude who made the Ateros. Who is the father of all Ateros.
...so...technically, i guess...he's my half-uncle? kinda? ugh it's confusing.

Ah. Now I'll be wondering what Elt is short for.
And what the name of the creepy guy is.
(04-24-2015, 02:05 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Ah. Now I'll be wondering what Elt is short for.
And what the name of the creepy guy is.

I just forgot his full name...same with creepy demon guy. Elzer...Ezed...something.
(04-24-2015, 02:09 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 02:05 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Ah. Now I'll be wondering what Elt is short for.
And what the name of the creepy guy is.

I just forgot his full name...same with creepy demon guy. Elzer...Ezed...something.

Well, that's helpful.
(04-24-2015, 02:05 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:58 AM)JacobDaGun Wrote: [ -> ]This is a kind of useless super-power, but it's a really cool one all the same.
Speaking of super-powers, I stole Ant Man's super-suit earlier. Anyone want it?

I don't think this is really a superpower...
And be careful who you give that to.

Eh, whatever...
SURGE!! GOT A PRESENT FOR YA! ACTUALLY, I HAVE TWO, BUT THE OTHER ONE CAN WAIT!
(04-24-2015, 01:55 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, hey, Wyrb! I've got catnip here... And THIS REALLY EXCITING FLUFFY OBJECT!!!
...Why am I yelling. And why did you call him "Uncle Elt?"
*She gets really close to the Catnip* I-Ith that a fegetable? Can I hafe thome...?
Eh... And He--

(04-24-2015, 01:59 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:55 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, hey, Wyrb! I've got catnip here... And THIS REALLY EXCITING FLUFFY OBJECT!!!
...Why am I yelling. And why did you call him "Uncle Elt?"
Well, Shopkee's name isn't actually Shopkeep. I think he's...uh...somehow related to the creepy black demon dude who made the Ateros. Who is the father of all Ateros.
...so...technically, i guess...he's my half-uncle? kinda? ugh it's confusing.
What Wurg thaid.
((Yep! Well sort of. Eltereavean (i.e. Shopkeep) and Ezvrael (i.e.... Ezvrael) are not actually related by blood. It's sort of like a godfather thing.))
(04-24-2015, 02:05 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Ah. Now I'll be wondering what Elt is short for.
And what the name of the creepy guy is.
((Look up  a little))
(04-24-2015, 02:16 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 01:55 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, hey, Wyrb! I've got catnip here... And THIS REALLY EXCITING FLUFFY OBJECT!!!
...Why am I yelling. And why did you call him "Uncle Elt?"
*She gets really close to the Catnip* I-Ith that a fegetable? Can I hafe thome...?
Eh... And He--




(04-24-2015, 01:59 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Well, Shopkee's name isn't actually Shopkeep. I think he's...uh...somehow related to the creepy black demon dude who made the Ateros. Who is the father of all Ateros.
...so...technically, i guess...he's my half-uncle? kinda? ugh it's confusing.
What Wurg thaid.
((Yep! Well sort of. Eltereavean (i.e. Shopkeep) and Ezvrael (i.e.... Ezvrael) are not actually related by blood. It's sort of like a godfather thing.))



(04-24-2015, 02:05 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]Ah. Now I'll be wondering what Elt is short for.
And what the name of the creepy guy is.
((Look up  a little))

// was wondering IC- I already know their names, but I'm avoiding metagaming.
// godfather thing... I see what you did there
I don't think you eat catnip...
But, if you insist...
*takes a good-sized pinch and gives it to Wyrb*
(04-24-2015, 02:16 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]What Wurg thaid.

Yay, I was actually right about that!
(04-24-2015, 02:20 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think you eat catnip...
But, if you insist...
*takes a good-sized pinch and gives it to Wyrb*
*Begins chewing on the Catnip nonchalantly* Thith ith good! You thould hafe thOme!
(04-24-2015, 02:36 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-24-2015, 02:20 AM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think you eat catnip...
But, if you insist...
*takes a good-sized pinch and gives it to Wyrb*
*Begins chewing on the Catnip nonchalantly* Thith ith good! You thould hafe thOme!

...Most people don't eat catnip. Though some do put it in tea...
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