Avali Nexus - Avali Nexus Semiserious RP 1: About Damn Time

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(04-20-2015, 09:19 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:16 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*the paper is blank*
*Umbra returns*
Ha! Knew it.

I have never felt so disappointed by a piece of paper...

neither have i. I even made my finger a knife to cut open the boxes! All that effort gone to waste...

(04-20-2015, 09:19 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:16 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*the paper is blank*
*Umbra returns*
Ha! Knew it.

I have never felt so disappointed by a piece of paper...

you sure? a piece of paper can be pretty disappointing.

// to be honest, though, I couldn't think of something to put in the box that wasn't a bunch of black ski caps

well that was underwhelming. i'm gonna go and mix random chemicals in my science starter kit. *proceeds to start doing so*

(04-20-2015, 09:24 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]well that was underwhelming. i'm gonna go and mix random chemicals in my science starter kit. *proceeds to start doing so*

this is going to do little to nothing, you know that right?

I was just thinking of some of my past shenanigans and thought up something I surprisingly haven't done yet.
*hides under a cardboard box and scoots under his bed; he is now hiding under a box under a bed*
BRILLIANT!

(04-20-2015, 09:25 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:24 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]well that was underwhelming. i'm gonna go and mix random chemicals in my science starter kit. *proceeds to start doing so*

this is going to do little to nothing, you know that right?

well i don't have access to real chemicals.

(04-20-2015, 09:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]I was just thinking of some of my past shenanigans and thought up something I surprisingly haven't done yet.
*hides under a cardboard box and scoots under his bed; he is now hiding under a box under a bed*
BRILLIANT!

Beautiful.
Double the nonworking protection.

(04-20-2015, 09:27 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:25 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]this is going to do little to nothing, you know that right?

well i don't have access to real chemicals.

which is a good thing.

(04-20-2015, 09:27 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]I was just thinking of some of my past shenanigans and thought up something I surprisingly haven't done yet.
*hides under a cardboard box and scoots under his bed; he is now hiding under a box under a bed*
BRILLIANT!

Beautiful.
Double the nonworking protection.

(04-20-2015, 09:27 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]well i don't have access to real chemicals.

which is a good thing.

well then i'll just figure out what thing i am right now. //i forgot what i am right now

(04-20-2015, 09:27 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:26 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]I was just thinking of some of my past shenanigans and thought up something I surprisingly haven't done yet.
*hides under a cardboard box and scoots under his bed; he is now hiding under a box under a bed*
BRILLIANT!

Beautiful.
Double the nonworking protection.

What do you mean, "nonworking?"
Nothing bad has happened to me while under either of these!

(04-20-2015, 09:29 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:27 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Beautiful.
Double the nonworking protection.

which is a good thing.
well then i'll just figure out what thing i am right now. //i forgot what i am right now

glhf with that then.

(04-20-2015, 09:30 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:27 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Beautiful.
Double the nonworking protection.

What do you mean, "nonworking?"
Nothing bad has happened to me while under either of these!

you would still be hurt if anything hurt you.

(04-20-2015, 09:30 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:27 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Beautiful.
Double the nonworking protection.

What do you mean, "nonworking?"
Nothing bad has happened to me while under either of these!

*pokes a sword through your box then runs away before you can figure out it was me*

(04-20-2015, 09:32 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:30 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]What do you mean, "nonworking?"
Nothing bad has happened to me while under either of these!

*pokes a sword through your box then runs away before you can figure out it was me*

*Grabs you before you run away.*
No.

(04-20-2015, 09:35 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:32 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*pokes a sword through your box then runs away before you can figure out it was me*

*Grabs you before you run away.*
No.

umbra needs to learn that boxes aren't safe, metal gear has been lying.

(04-20-2015, 09:35 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:35 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]*Grabs you before you run away.*
No.

umbra needs to learn that boxes aren't safe, metal gear has been lying.

you need to not randomly attack people.

(04-20-2015, 09:30 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]you would still be hurt if anything hurt you.

But nothing has yet.

(04-20-2015, 09:32 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*pokes a sword through your box then runs away before you can figure out it was me*

OW!
*exits box*
Tell me, Ehks...
Should I SKIN him, or BLAST HIS FACE OFF?

(04-20-2015, 09:37 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:35 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]umbra needs to learn that boxes aren't safe, metal gear has been lying.

you need to not randomly attack people.

i wasn't trying to poke umbra just get it near umbra.

(04-20-2015, 09:38 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:30 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]you would still be hurt if anything hurt you.

But nothing has yet.

(04-20-2015, 09:32 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*pokes a sword through your box then runs away before you can figure out it was me*

OW!
*exits box*
Tell me, Ehks...
Should I SKIN him, or BLAST HIS FACE OFF?

do both at the same time.

(04-20-2015, 09:40 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-20-2015, 09:38 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]But nothing has yet.

OW!
*exits box*
Tell me, Ehks...
Should I SKIN him, or BLAST HIS FACE OFF?

do both at the same time.

nahh how about you just blast my face off.

All right.

My death clock is working.

That puts me at..

Oh.. god no.

*begins to destroy it with a hammer*