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(05-22-2015, 08:25 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:23 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]...


*agitated sigh*
*conjures and throws an iceball at tantrum dude's head*
The fires won't spread, due to the land protection in place... They'll still leave charred areas for a bit, though...

*the ball melts, and the water turns into steam.. all rather quickly*

FUR BURNS NICELY, AM I RIGHT?

BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING!

ITS ABOUT TIME IT ALL CAME DOWN!


(05-22-2015, 08:25 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]You're the one who needs to fuck off.

Or would you turn into slag?

DOES IT MATTER?

NO.

I'M GOING TO BURN EVERYTHING!

Stop before you lose your everything. I'm able to open portals up, remember? I could just decapitate you. Right now. Poof, no more head, insta-dead. Granted, they hate it when I drop organs and body parts in the shed, but I'd rather deal with some slightly pissed off frat dudes than a psychotic pyromaniac.
(05-22-2015, 08:29 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:28 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]You think i'm afraid of swords?

HAHAHAHA.

Funny.

*dashes over, both blades poised at his sides for an attack*


AHAHAHAHAHA..

Funny. Real funny.


(05-22-2015, 08:29 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:25 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*the ball melts, and the water turns into steam.. all rather quickly*

FUR BURNS NICELY, AM I RIGHT?

BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING!

ITS ABOUT TIME IT ALL CAME DOWN!



Or would you turn into slag?

DOES IT MATTER?

NO.

I'M GOING TO BURN EVERYTHING!

Stop before you lose your everything. I'm able to open portals up, remember? I could just decapitate you. Right now. Poof, no more head, insta-dead. Granted, they hate it when I drop organs and body parts in the shed, but I'd rather deal with some slightly pissed off frat dudes than a psychotic pyromaniac.

BUT THEN YOU ACTIVATE THE MACHINES AGAIN!

AND I AM REBORN!
(05-22-2015, 08:29 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:29 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*dashes over, both blades poised at his sides for an attack*


AHAHAHAHAHA..

Funny. Real funny.

*swiftly moves and straight up amputates one of crazy the pyromancer's arms*
Head's next.
(05-22-2015, 08:29 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]BUT THEN YOU ACTIVATE THE MACHINES AGAIN!

AND I AM REBORN!

*Blink*
Oops, there they go, looks like you're not coming back.
(05-22-2015, 08:30 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:29 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
AHAHAHAHAHA..

Funny. Real funny.

*swiftly moves and straight up amputates crazy the pyromancer's arms*
Head's next.

*a large earthen hand grabs you, stopping you from moving forward*

No.

Fuck no.

Stop.. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW THERES A BETTER PERSON IN YOU

COME ON CONSCIOUSNESS.

GIVE THIS UP.
(05-22-2015, 08:32 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:30 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*swiftly moves and straight up amputates crazy the pyromancer's arms*
Head's next.

*a large earthen hand grabs you, stopping you from moving forward*

No.

Fuck no.

Stop.. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW THERES A BETTER PERSON IN YOU

COME ON CONSCIOUSNESS.

GIVE THIS UP.

Let him go, before your head goes off.
(05-22-2015, 08:32 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:30 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*swiftly moves and straight up amputates crazy the pyromancer's arms*
Head's next.

*a large earthen hand grabs you, stopping you from moving forward*

No.

Fuck no.

Stop.. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW THERES A BETTER PERSON IN YOU

COME ON CONSCIOUSNESS.

GIVE THIS UP.

You're the one who started this, buddy. Keep going and you know you'll lose privileges.
(05-22-2015, 08:33 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:32 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*a large earthen hand grabs you, stopping you from moving forward*

No.

Fuck no.

Stop.. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW THERES A BETTER PERSON IN YOU

COME ON CONSCIOUSNESS.

GIVE THIS UP.

Let him go, before your head goes off.

STOP IT.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED.

GOD DAMN IT!

*hits himself and kneels down*

Fuck me.
*falls out of what only can be some sort of portal into the middle of the nexus* owww *he is bleeding in sevral places on his body and both of his legs are dislocated* ow
THATS IT!

I've.. stopped myself..


*begins to eat a bit more cake*

Fuck me and my anger..

At least i know you'll never stop doing that shit..


There isn't anything wrong with it?

It isn't healthy.

At all.


Ah.. fuck off.

You aren't my mom.

You never met mom you fucker.

But you never did either.

...
Okay, how to get out of this... I only have three charges, can't reach into my bag, can't use my cloaking device...
Hmm...
(05-22-2015, 08:39 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]THATS IT!

I've.. stopped myself..


*begins to eat a bit more cake*

Fuck me and my anger..

At least i know you'll never stop doing that shit..


There isn't anything wrong with it?

It isn't healthy.

At all.


Ah.. fuck off.

You aren't my mom.

You never met mom you fucker.

But you never did either.

...

Stop eating the cake. Let Umbra go.
(05-22-2015, 08:41 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:39 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]THATS IT!

I've.. stopped myself..


*begins to eat a bit more cake*

Fuck me and my anger..

At least i know you'll never stop doing that shit..


There isn't anything wrong with it?

It isn't healthy.

At all.


Ah.. fuck off.

You aren't my mom.

You never met mom you fucker.

But you never did either.

...

Stop eating the cake. Let Umbra go.

I'm not going to stop!

I'm not the dickhead who trapped Umbra!

Fine.. i'll let Umbra go.

I'm sorry.

*the earthen hand falls apart*
(05-22-2015, 08:42 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:41 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Stop eating the cake. Let Umbra go.

I'm not going to stop!

I'm not the dickhead who trapped Umbra!

Fine.. i'll let Umbra go.

I'm sorry.

*the earthen hand falls apart*

*And then the entire cake disappears. Poof.*
Well, too bad, you stopped eating the cake anyways, plus I wasn't talking to you when I said let Umbra go.
(05-22-2015, 08:42 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:41 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]Stop eating the cake. Let Umbra go.

I'm not going to stop!

I'm not the dickhead who trapped Umbra!

Fine.. i'll let Umbra go.

I'm sorry.

*the earthen hand falls apart*

*puts the katanas- now broken, unfortunately- back into his bag*
Thank you. Now stop trying crazy shit you know you won't get away with, please.
(05-22-2015, 08:44 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:42 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not going to stop!

I'm not the dickhead who trapped Umbra!

Fine.. i'll let Umbra go.

I'm sorry.

*the earthen hand falls apart*

*And then the entire cake disappears. Poof.*
Well, too bad, you stopped eating the cake anyways, plus I wasn't talking to you when I said let Umbra go.

But.. my cake!

F..fuck you!

The only thing you ever do is eat and get drunk.

But i do.. science..!


How successful..?

N..not very.
(05-22-2015, 08:38 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*falls out of what only can be some sort of portal into the middle of the nexus* owww *he is bleeding in sevral places on his body and both of his legs are dislocated* ow

owwwwwwwwwwwww *is lying in the centre of the compass thing and is an anthro bat* *tries to move* owwwwwwwwwwww!
(05-22-2015, 08:45 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:44 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]*And then the entire cake disappears. Poof.*
Well, too bad, you stopped eating the cake anyways, plus I wasn't talking to you when I said let Umbra go.

But.. my cake!

F..fuck you!

The only thing you ever do is eat and get drunk.

But i do.. science..!


How successful..?

N..not very.

You don't need any more cake. Stop engorging yourself. It's disgusting.
(05-22-2015, 08:45 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:45 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]But.. my cake!

F..fuck you!

The only thing you ever do is eat and get drunk.

But i do.. science..!


How successful..?

N..not very.

You don't need any more cake. Stop engorging yourself. It's disgusting.

B..bu.

No.

Then.. alcohol.. it is..

When i want to get up.. that is..

Right. You had your fill and now you're lazy.

Fuck me and fuck my failure of a clone generation.
(05-22-2015, 08:47 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-22-2015, 08:45 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]You don't need any more cake. Stop engorging yourself. It's disgusting.

B..bu.

No.

Then.. alcohol.. it is..

When i want to get up.. that is..

Right. You had your fill and now you're lazy.

Fuck me and fuck my failure of a clone generation.

No alcohol, either. You do that enough.
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