(05-18-2015, 02:24 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:17 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ]*The mech wouldn't move, 8-9 meters away. It's weapons are lowered, though for any individual even nearly sane it'd still be quite intimidating.*
"Put the weapon down and step away from the unarmed individual."
// hehe. unarmed.
*chops his head off*
his body belongs to me. all of it.
*He turns around to see gonz perform a merciless decapitation*
Oh.. geez. If you're gonna do that at least put up a fence or something
*mutters something about crazy magic nonsense*
(05-18-2015, 02:33 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:30 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]That doesn't mean you can chop his body up.
his body is way too big for it to fit inside my alchemical furnace, so i have to cut him to size.
You're missing the point.
Can we just go get Penguin out of that cube thing?
(05-18-2015, 02:33 PM)Segolia Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:24 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]*chops his head off*
his body belongs to me. all of it.
*He turns around to see gonz perform a merciless decapitation*
Oh.. geez. If you're gonna do that at least put up a fence or something
*mutters something about crazy magic nonsense*
This is why I stick to what I was taught in Winterhold.
*The robot would slump slightly before taking a ready stance, the cannon on his shoulder activating and whirring into position, aiming at Gonzo's feet.
There's a clunk of metal as a round is loaded.*
(05-18-2015, 02:37 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ]*The robot would slump slightly before taking a ready stance, the cannon on his shoulder activating and whirring into position, aiming at Gonzo's feet.*
No no no no no no no.
*his hand catches on fire*
*begins to bang on the wall again*
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
I'M STUCK IN THIS CUBE!
(05-18-2015, 02:38 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*begins to bang on the wall again*
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
I'M STUCK IN THIS CUBE!
Hang on...
*kneels down next to the cube and breaks its lock*
Lockpick 100. Best thing.
(05-18-2015, 02:34 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:33 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]his body is way too big for it to fit inside my alchemical furnace, so i have to cut him to size.
You're missing the point.
Can we just go get Penguin out of that cube thing?
(05-18-2015, 02:33 PM)Segolia Wrote: [ -> ]*He turns around to see gonz perform a merciless decapitation*
Oh.. geez. If you're gonna do that at least put up a fence or something
*mutters something about crazy magic nonsense*
This is why I stick to what I was taught in Winterhold.
I think mechguy there has the right idea *he gestures at the robotic monstrosity*
(05-18-2015, 02:34 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:33 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]his body is way too big for it to fit inside my alchemical furnace, so i have to cut him to size.
You're missing the point.
Can we just go get Penguin out of that cube thing?
(05-18-2015, 02:33 PM)Segolia Wrote: [ -> ]*He turns around to see gonz perform a merciless decapitation*
Oh.. geez. If you're gonna do that at least put up a fence or something
*mutters something about crazy magic nonsense*
This is why I stick to what I was taught in Winterhold.
getting him out is your job, i disabled the asshat, and now i'm recycling him.
(05-18-2015, 02:33 PM)Segolia Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:24 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]*chops his head off*
his body belongs to me. all of it.
*He turns around to see gonz perform a merciless decapitation*
Oh.. geez. If you're gonna do that at least put up a fence or something
*mutters something about crazy magic nonsense*
why are you people so squeamish? you carry weapons yourselves, do you not expect to use them?
(05-18-2015, 02:37 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ]*The robot would slump slightly before taking a ready stance, the cannon on his shoulder activating and whirring into position, aiming at Gonzo's feet.
There's a clunk of metal as a round is loaded.*
let me finish up here, ok? i don't want this body to spoil.
(05-18-2015, 02:39 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:38 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]*begins to bang on the wall again*
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
I'M STUCK IN THIS CUBE!
Hang on...
*kneels down next to the cube and breaks its lock*
Lockpick 100. Best thing.
// *this lock requires a key*
(05-18-2015, 02:40 PM)Segolia Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:34 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]You're missing the point.
Can we just go get Penguin out of that cube thing?
This is why I stick to what I was taught in Winterhold.
I think mechguy there has the right idea *he gestures at the robotic monstrosity*
So you're just saying you prefer technology.
*shrug* Nothing wrong with that.
(05-18-2015, 02:37 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:37 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ]*The robot would slump slightly before taking a ready stance, the cannon on his shoulder activating and whirring into position, aiming at Gonzo's feet.*
No no no no no no no.
*his hand catches on fire*
*It wouldn't react to Umbra, though an electric hum would fill the air.*
"Gonzo.
...
What the fuck."
(05-18-2015, 02:42 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]why are you people so squeamish? you carry weapons yourselves, do you not expect to use them?
I'm not, just, I wasn't expecting somebodies head being violently removed from their body to be the first thing I saw when I woke up and walked outside.
Then again I don't know why I expect anything. All bets are off here *he lets out an exasperated sigh*
(05-18-2015, 02:44 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:42 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]FIRST LOCK BROKEN. REINFORCING SECOND LOCK.
*breaks that one, too*
Nope.
// God fucking damn, these locks aren't meant to be broken instantly.
ACTIVATE THIRD LOCK AND FOURTH LOCK.
REINFORCE BOTH.
(05-18-2015, 02:43 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:37 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]No no no no no no no.
*his hand catches on fire*
*It wouldn't react to Umbra, though an electric hum would fill the air.*
"Gonzo.
...
What the fuck."
*picks up the arms*
what? he was practically asking for it!
(05-18-2015, 02:47 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:43 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ]*It wouldn't react to Umbra, though an electric hum would fill the air.*
"Gonzo.
...
What the fuck."
*picks up the arms*
what? he was practically asking for it!
"He did not ask for you to decapitate him.
Put his limbs down or I will fire."
(05-18-2015, 02:46 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:44 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]*breaks that one, too*
Nope.
// God fucking damn, these locks aren't meant to be broken instantly.
ACTIVATE THIRD LOCK AND FOURTH LOCK.
REINFORCE BOTH.
...This is taking too long.
*opens an inactive portal before entering the cube*
(05-18-2015, 02:49 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:47 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]*picks up the arms*
what? he was practically asking for it!
"He did not ask for you to decapitate him.
Put his limbs down or I will fire."
when i'm done transporting his body. just hang on for a moment.
*walks inside his hut with the arms*
(05-18-2015, 02:53 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ] (05-18-2015, 02:51 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]...This is taking too long.
*opens an inactive portal before entering the cube*
OUTSIDE ACCESS DETECTED. SENDING CURRENT ROOM AND INHABITANTS TO STORAGE. REPLACING CURRENT ROOM WITH TEMPLATE.
You're fucking-
Ugh.
*exits via the portal he placed earlier*
Yeah, there's no way I'll be able to get him out.