So I've completely underestimated just how much lava the magma well makes, and I burned several barrels of food when the magma soaked through the walls.
At least I saved the oil. It's needed for the den of inequity or something
(04-13-2015, 04:18 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-13-2015, 03:54 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]I give you a hamburger.
You give me a hamburger. Exactly twelve and a half light-seconds that way, a yellow orange read the future in the magma of the volcano it was falling into due to a rather unforutunate incident with a gerbil, a MC Escher-sketch and Vin Diesel. This event sends ripples throughout the void between multiverses and aboard the Nautilus the clock ticks in reverse to Forty-Seven O'Reilly, where the battery proceeds to die halfway through writing its will in the blood of the innocent.
Two and nine-half dvarves begin to dig up into the sky as they have dug the whole earth away. They come in contact with my uncle Jimbob Fourennaime, who in a fit of mild disappointment kicks a large rodent off the side of the spaceship he is currently wingsurfing on. The captian of the spaceship yells at his engineer, who was found slacking in the lieutenant's sock-drawer, which is, by some twist of fate, bigger on the front-side. A small Tim Horton's Coffee cup slowly floats through the ocean but is suddenly eaten by a passing mutant wombat. The wombat doesn't particularily like the flavour as it has always been a tea wombat itself, and throws its hat down in disgust.
Almost, but not quite, exactly twenty years before, a family man drove his car over that very same hamburger you gave me, and quickly got out of his car and ran away to avoid getting charged with a hit and run. He was quickly apprehended by the Space Mall Cops, who punished him with a slap on the wrist, a bop on the nose, and a bap with a newspaper, before sending him to the firey pits of the netherworld, which was given that unfortunate name after an incident between a demon and the king's son's daughter's second-cousin-thrice-removed's former roomate's grade eleven English teacher's friend's enemy's dog's previous owner's alien overlord's doorstop. This fact is unknown to Uncle Jimbob Fourennaime as he grouchily flops up inside his bed mattress and sleeps among the springs, which for some reason he always found quite relaxing.
The clock on the Nautilus realizes it forgot to account for Daylight Savings time and resets itself to half-passed-a-freckle, much to the chargain of the aforementioned large rodent, who was busy unbusying itself with a rather large amount of paperwork its boss told it to do the day before, but which it never got around to telling someone else to do for it, since the sky recently went on vacation and that always leaves a lot of extra Dijon Mustard to be slathered onto some passerby's spaceship coincidentally named after the submersible of a famous captain in a fictional book that happens to be non-fiction in twelve percent of universes and two mutant wombats.
EDIT: HOMESTUCK HAS BEGUN UPDATING.
That was so many cuils I think I just grew a second head.
Hi!
Oh sweet Jesus I am so done. Good night.
(04-13-2015, 05:17 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-13-2015, 05:09 AM)Teron Wrote: [ -> ]You broke Surge. Bravo.
\o/
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How do I fix him?
Easy, chop the second head off, aneastatic not included!
(04-13-2015, 05:37 AM)SCN-3_NULL Wrote: [ -> ] (04-13-2015, 05:17 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]\o/
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How do I fix him?
Easy, chop the second head off, aneastatic not included!
Oh. Why didn't I think of that...
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You sure another two won't grow in its place?
We need someone to draw Hydrasurge now.
(04-13-2015, 05:39 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-13-2015, 05:37 AM)SCN-3_NULL Wrote: [ -> ]Easy, chop the second head off, aneastatic not included!
Oh. Why didn't I think of that...
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You sure another two won't grow in its place?
We need someone to draw Hydrasurge now.
This is why we dont use anaesthetic, the pain is enough to discourage regenerationg
The guy who develops DF (The Toady One, as he likes to be called) is fucking awesome. You could take away half of the mechanics in this game and still have more than a AAA title.
He just finished working on scholars and libraries so books wouldn't be generalized. He made performance and vocal art generators just to spice up the visitors that can come to taverns. He made festivals for no fucking reason. Praying to gods works again and you can make temples. Creation myths are now generated.
All this, on the next DF version. Those updates don't come fast enough.
(04-13-2015, 05:39 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ] (04-13-2015, 05:37 AM)SCN-3_NULL Wrote: [ -> ]Easy, chop the second head off, aneastatic not included!
Oh. Why didn't I think of that...
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You sure another two won't grow in its place?
We need someone to draw Hydrasurge now.
Plz no. Hydra'fication is a bad thig.
(04-13-2015, 06:26 AM)Teron Wrote: [ -> ] (04-13-2015, 05:39 AM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Oh. Why didn't I think of that...
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You sure another two won't grow in its place?
We need someone to draw Hydrasurge now.
Plz no. Hydra'fication is a bad thig.
*makes Teron a hydra by gluing two paper cutout heads on his shoulders*
lets see if this works.
how the fuck do you insert a gifv?
(04-13-2015, 09:05 AM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ]lets see if this works.
how the fuck do you insert a gifv?
It suppose to work with the
Code:
[img]<image url>[/img]
I must test this. SCIENCE!
...in other news, this was an Anime movie I did enjoy. That car is a
beast.
(04-13-2015, 09:17 AM)Teron Wrote: [ -> ]I must test this. SCIENCE!
...in other news, this was an Anime movie I did enjoy. That car is a beast.
Oh god, dat TransAm tho.
Redline has to be one of the most balls-to-the-ceiling crazy-awesome racing movies I've ever seen.
(04-13-2015, 09:33 AM)Some Other Guy Wrote: [ -> ]Oh god, dat TransAm tho.
Redline has to be one of the most balls-to-the-ceiling crazy-awesome racing movies I've ever seen.
It was wonderfully over the top. And the music... I bet you heard the UNTZ in your head when you saw the gifs.
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