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(04-18-2015, 07:38 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 07:03 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]what, i don't want to be squished. stop it!
I can't do anything about this, it's fully sentient.
You can try diastracting it with another from of prey
*tightens grip*

*points at showtime* look at the juicy tasty *insert what showtime is here*.
(04-18-2015, 07:47 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 07:38 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]I can't do anything about this, it's fully sentient.
You can try diastracting it with another from of prey
*tightens grip*

*points at showtime* look at the juicy tasty *insert what showtime is here*.

Wow, just wow
Sacrificing someone else for your survival
*the snake begins constricting showtime*
(04-18-2015, 07:52 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 07:47 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*points at showtime* look at the juicy tasty *insert what showtime is here*.

Wow, just wow
Sacrificing someone else for your survival
*the snake begins constricting showtime*

*runs away* *comes back with a bazooka* *fires it at the snake*.
(04-18-2015, 07:26 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 07:25 PM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]no i think he's saying "this place is really weird because one inflation picture got gilded, the other one is making everyone else uncomfortable for some reason"

Oh, in that case, I took that the wrong way...
...
I suppose it could just be that this one just attracted the wrong section of the website? I dunno.

Meanwhile I'm squeeing over adorable otter art.
(04-18-2015, 08:09 PM)SilverOtter Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 07:26 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, in that case, I took that the wrong way...
...
I suppose it could just be that this one just attracted the wrong section of the website? I dunno.

Meanwhile I'm squeeing over adorable otter art.

How adorable?
Considering it's otters it's probably really freaking adorable.

Oh and uh.
Unturned Beta is really freaking fun. There's a useless perk that makes ragdolls go flying into the distance as well as a fluffton of new weapons, items, clothes, and an improved storage system.
You can also one-shot zombies with a knife.
10/10
(04-18-2015, 08:08 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 07:52 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]Wow, just wow
Sacrificing someone else for your survival
*the snake begins constricting showtime*

*runs away* *comes back with a bazooka* *fires it at the snake*.

*the snake still live, because it's made of steel*
I can't feel my legs!
(04-18-2015, 08:09 PM)SilverOtter Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 07:26 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, in that case, I took that the wrong way...
...
I suppose it could just be that this one just attracted the wrong section of the website? I dunno.

Meanwhile I'm squeeing over adorable otter art.

is there any other kind of otter art.
...
yes there is but i like pretending that stuff doesn't exist.
(04-18-2015, 08:14 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:08 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*runs away* *comes back with a bazooka* *fires it at the snake*.

*the snake still live, because it's made of steel*
I can't feel my legs!

uhh *pulls out a laser gun and fires at the snake*
(04-18-2015, 08:11 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:09 PM)SilverOtter Wrote: [ -> ]Meanwhile I'm squeeing over adorable otter art.

How adorable?
Considering it's otters it's probably really freaking adorable.


Oh and uh.
Unturned Beta is really freaking fun. There's a useless perk that makes ragdolls go flying into the distance as well as a fluffton of new weapons, items, clothes, and an improved storage system.
You can also one-shot zombies with a knife.
10/10
For some reason I prefer the bluntforce shotgun over the nightstalker railgun

(04-18-2015, 08:16 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:14 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]*the snake still live, because it's made of steel*
I can't feel my legs!

uhh *pulls out a laser gun and fires at the snake*

*the snake slowly heats up*
*starts gasping for air*
(04-18-2015, 08:16 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:16 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]uhh *pulls out a laser gun and fires at the snake*

*the snake slowly heats up*
*starts gasping for air*

*puts the laser gun down, runs over, and starts cutting the snake in half with a terra blade*
(04-18-2015, 08:16 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:11 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ]How adorable?
Considering it's otters it's probably really freaking adorable.



Oh and uh.
Unturned Beta is really freaking fun. There's a useless perk that makes ragdolls go flying into the distance as well as a fluffton of new weapons, items, clothes, and an improved storage system.
You can also one-shot zombies with a knife.
10/10
For some reason I prefer the bluntforce shotgun over the nightstalker railgun

I use the Bluntforce and a Butterfly Knife. Fun combo.
(04-18-2015, 08:21 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]H
(04-18-2015, 08:16 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]*the snake slowly heats up*
*starts gasping for air*

*puts the laser gun down, runs over, and starts cutting the snake in half with a terra blade*
*oil separate out everywhere from one of the snake many hydraulic vains and it bears it fangs that has mutigen driping from them*
I.. uh..

snakes.

uhm.
(04-18-2015, 08:33 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:21 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]H

*puts the laser gun down, runs over, and starts cutting the snake in half with a terra blade*
*oil separate out everywhere from one of the snake many hydraulic vains and it bears it fangs that has mutigen driping from them*

*some of the mutigen get's on me and showtime (//if you approve joey)* *the snake is now in 2 pieces* i think i did it.
(04-18-2015, 08:40 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:33 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]*oil separate out everywhere from one of the snake many hydraulic vains and it bears it fangs that has mutigen driping from them*

*some of the mutigen get's on me and showtime (//if you approve joey)* *the snake is now in 2 pieces* i think i did it.

Y..you all right there..?

*begins dragging over a container of BONK.*
(04-18-2015, 08:40 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:33 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]*oil separate out everywhere from one of the snake many hydraulic vains and it bears it fangs that has mutigen driping from them*

*some of the mutigen get's on me and showtime (//if you approve joey)* *the snake is now in 2 pieces* i think i did it.

*is dead from lack of blood flow*
*the half with the head slithers away*
(04-18-2015, 08:43 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:40 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*some of the mutigen get's on me and showtime (//if you approve joey)* *the snake is now in 2 pieces* i think i did it.

*is dead from lack of blood flow*
*the half with the head slithers away*

hey showtime you okay there?
(04-18-2015, 08:42 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:40 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]*some of the mutigen get's on me and showtime (//if you approve joey)* *the snake is now in 2 pieces* i think i did it.

Y..you all right there..?

*begins dragging over a container of BONK.*

i think showtime is dead, also there appears to be mutigen on my arm.
(04-18-2015, 08:57 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:43 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]*is dead from lack of blood flow*
*the half with the head slithers away*

hey showtime you okay there?
(04-18-2015, 08:42 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]Y..you all right there..?

*begins dragging over a container of BONK.*

i think showtime is dead, also there appears to be mutigen on my arm.


IDIOTS!

..uh.. well..

*opens a can and begins drinking*

..that mutagen might be a tad bit deadly
(04-18-2015, 09:00 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 08:57 PM)AustinLB90 Wrote: [ -> ]hey showtime you okay there?
i think showtime is dead, also there appears to be mutigen on my arm.


IDIOTS!

..uh.. well..

*opens a can and begins drinking*

..that mutagen might be a tad bit deadly
*places a slice of cake by showtime*
That should do the trick
*jerks back to life by the smell of cake* 
(04-18-2015, 09:10 PM)Joeythomas Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-18-2015, 09:00 PM)Penguin Wrote: [ -> ]IDIOTS!

..uh.. well..

*opens a can and begins drinking*

..that mutagen might be a tad bit deadly
*places a slice of cake by showtime*
That should do the trick
*jerks back to life by the smell of cake* 


Cake..?

Eh..
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