(06-06-2015, 07:00 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ]more shitposts here
Shitpost in attempt to one-up whatever you posted.
(06-06-2015, 07:00 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ]more shitposts here
Yes, I am an Avali. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my technologically advanced and augmented soul long ago and I am happy together with my mate (who is a cute merchant!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the galaxy and I am pretty smart and fluffy.
But thanks anyway, asshole. Go and do your stupid human shit while I lounge about in my high-end virtual reality.
(06-06-2015, 09:52 PM)Gonzogonz Wrote: [ -> ] (06-06-2015, 09:10 PM)Sankoro Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, I am an Avali. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my technologically advanced and augmented soul long ago and I am happy together with my mate (who is a cute merchant!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the galaxy and I am pretty smart and fluffy.
But thanks anyway, asshole. Go and do your stupid human shit while I lounge about in my high-end virtual reality.
10/10 Avali smack talk.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ADF, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on alien bases, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire ADF. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Avalon or the entire universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in virtual reality? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Nexus and your location and brain pattern is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Avalon Defense Fleet and I will use it to its full extent to launch your miserable tailhole out of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking muzzle. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kitshit.
(06-06-2015, 09:10 PM)Sankoro Wrote: [ -> ] (06-06-2015, 07:00 PM)kawaiiChiimera Wrote: [ -> ]more shitposts here
Yes, I am an Avali. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my technologically advanced and augmented soul long ago and I am happy together with my mate (who is a cute merchant!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the galaxy and I am pretty smart and fluffy.
But thanks anyway, asshole. Go and do your stupid human shit while I lounge about in my high-end virtual reality.
Can this be a copypasta?
I think it should be a copypasta.
(06-06-2015, 10:33 PM)Battle Bee Wrote: [ -> ] (06-06-2015, 09:10 PM)Sankoro Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, I am an Avali. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my technologically advanced and augmented soul long ago and I am happy together with my mate (who is a cute merchant!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the galaxy and I am pretty smart and fluffy.
But thanks anyway, asshole. Go and do your stupid human shit while I lounge about in my high-end virtual reality.
Can this be a copypasta?
I think it should be a copypasta.
I'm pretty sure it's already a copypasta.
Woohoo... Had a full-blown panic attack a few minutes ago. Not something I'd like to repeat.
So anyway hello Nexus. I might not be around a lot today. Can't have this open with games on my laptop because, well, my laptop kind of sucks compared to my new computer.
(06-06-2015, 10:42 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Woohoo... Had a full-blown panic attack a few minutes ago. Not something I'd like to repeat.
So anyway hello Nexus. I might not be around a lot today. Can't have this open with games on my laptop because, well, my laptop kind of sucks compared to my new computer.
What happened friend? Wanna talk about it on steam maybe?
MRW I hear that the Templars have launched another crusade.
(06-06-2015, 10:48 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
MRW I hear that the Templars have launched another crusade.
Those damn crusaders. Give 'em hell.
bye nexus the power cut out and when i went to flip the switch i saw a ghost
if i don't post tomorrow the ghost has taken my soul
(06-06-2015, 10:49 PM)Umbra Wrote: [ -> ] (06-06-2015, 10:48 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
MRW I hear that the Templars have launched another crusade.
Those damn crusaders. Give 'em hell.
I have no business even trying to fight the Templars, one of their cruisers at full combat readiness could single handedly annihilate my entire fleet without breaking a sweat. However I hunt down the stragglers, the ones who've been already been worn down by the local navy, because looting Templar vessels is about the most lucrative thing that you can do.
Anyways my poaching forced the Templars to call the crusade off early, I caught 2 cruisers with their pants down and killed them, bagged nearly a dozen destroyers, and captured one with it's main gun still functional, so a great haul all around for me.
(06-06-2015, 10:48 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
MRW I hear that the Templars have launched another crusade.
Are they trying to retake Space Jerusalem?
(06-06-2015, 11:05 PM)Battle Bee Wrote: [ -> ] (06-06-2015, 10:48 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
MRW I hear that the Templars have launched another crusade.
Are they trying to retake Space Jerusalem?
Well they were attacking Sindria so either no or space Jerusalem has really gone downhill.
(06-06-2015, 10:44 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (06-06-2015, 10:42 PM)Shaadaris Wrote: [ -> ]Woohoo... Had a full-blown panic attack a few minutes ago. Not something I'd like to repeat.
So anyway hello Nexus. I might not be around a lot today. Can't have this open with games on my laptop because, well, my laptop kind of sucks compared to my new computer.
What happened friend? Wanna talk about it on steam maybe?
Nah, it's fine now. Just the cumulation of multiple things I've been worried about being topped off with an unpleasant surprise.
My brain is wired in a way where every bad possible consequence of any action plays through it at once at any given time.
I've been having trouble applying to college, specifically the one program I wanted to take is under review and unavaliable until 2016, and the time is almost up for applying, I still have no idea what I want to take and I'm being pressured to choose ASAP, with the staff of the college being of very little help so far, and in fact they've just ended up confusing the issue more.
-Bad possibilities: Take a program I hate for a year; not be able to apply, and get harangued by people and end up being forced into a job I hate for a year; etc.
Exams are coming up, and the preparation so far has been showing me these are going to be extemely hard, especially the English one, which, coincidentally is the only provincial exam and as such the one I need in order to graduate.
-Bad possibilities: Flunk (any) exams, get low grades, end up disappointing my whole family; do so badly I end up not graduating at all; etc.
Graduation is also coming, which is a big affair whereas I will be sitting on stage in front of hundreds of people for hours, and following a highly coreographed route and such. I should add I'm terrified of crowds, being the center of attention, and any kind of being in front of large numbers of people.
-Bad possibilities: Something embarassing happening in front of everyone; screw it up royally somehow; freak out and screw it up as a result; etc.
I'm also thinking about my future. I used to want to go into game development, but honestly I have no idea anymore. There's literally no job that suits me as far as I can tell, and I'm worried I'll end up living on the street because I can't get or keep a job, much less one that allows me to make a living. I'm especially scared I'll get a job I hate for the rest of my life.
-Bad possibilities: Get job I hate; can't get a job; get a job and fail, disappointing everyone and myself; get a job and fail, get fired; end up living on the street and be unable to support my family in the future; etc.
So with just these few examples, then adding in news that my Dad could end up quitting the stable job he has with good pay and people who like him in order to go to a highly-dangerous job which may or may not be stable, in America, on a whim, kind of made me snap temporarily.
-Bad possibilities: Not being able to see him for months; the job is a flop, and he's now out of a job; he gets injured or killed in a foreign country; the job doesn't happen and he gets depressed; etc.
Doesn't help that when I was panicking, my Mom said maybe she should bring me to a neurologist to "help" with my anxiety issues, and was even more adamant about that when in my panick I started to stutter uncontrollably. I have a serious pathological fear of psychologists (neurologists included) and have a completely justified fear of mind-altering drugs of any kind, which she said I might have to be put on if the neurologist finds I do have serious problems, which I'm certain said neurologist would.
Starsector just crashed in the middle of an epic clash between me and the Templars.
Does this mean I'm finally free to do something remotely productive?
*starts starsector back up*
apparently not.