Avali Nexus

(09-02-2015, 11:37 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:32 PM)Davepeta Wrote: [ -> ]...
...Must...Resist...

*offers a box*

(09-02-2015, 11:40 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:39 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]And this is now my screensaver.

That gif cuts off shortly before Dmitri runs the poor pig over in the car.

(09-02-2015, 11:42 PM)Davepeta Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:37 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]*offers a box*

... *takes*

(09-02-2015, 11:43 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:40 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]That gif cuts off shortly before Dmitri runs the poor pig over in the car.

Those damn Russians know nothing of hunting! Here in Canada, we hunt bears bare-handed! We eat shark for a snack! And then wash it down with a maple syrup chaser!

(09-02-2015, 11:36 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]
"Let us go boar hunting Sergei!"
"Okay Ivan but what will we hunt boar with?"
"With kitchen sink of course!"

(09-02-2015, 11:44 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:43 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]Those damn Russians know nothing of hunting! Here in Canada, we hunt bears bare-handed! We eat shark for a snack! And then wash it down with a maple syrup chaser!

Yeah but they shave with axes over there.

(09-02-2015, 11:45 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:44 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah but they shave with axes over there.

We shave with the ribs of said bears, after we sharpen them on our teeth. And then go sell them to you 'Muricans as ''fossils''.

(09-02-2015, 11:45 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:44 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah but they shave with axes over there.

We shave with the ribs of said bears, after we sharpen them on our teeth. And then go sell them to you 'Muricans as ''fossils''.

(09-02-2015, 11:47 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:45 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]We shave with the ribs of said bears, after we sharpen them on our teeth. And then go sell them to you 'Muricans as ''fossils''.

Yeah but you also aren't drunk 24/7. Last time a Russian sobered up they won the space race.

(09-02-2015, 11:47 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:45 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]We shave with the ribs of said bears, after we sharpen them on our teeth. And then go sell them to you 'Muricans as ''fossils''.

Canadians are just courteous and comedic folk, I could never imagine this.

(09-02-2015, 11:50 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:47 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Canadians are just courteous and comedic folk, I could never imagine this.

That stereotype describes about 5% of Canadians. Most of us (surprisingly, not me) are some of the biggest fucking assholes you'll ever meet. Yesterday I stopped by a Costco for some chicken strips real quick, and I couldn't even sit in my seat without people running into me. One woman spilt her drink on me (coffee, BTW) and glared at me like it was my fault. Then when I called her on it, she spit in my face. ''Nice people''... Seems legit.

(09-02-2015, 11:47 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-02-2015, 11:45 PM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]We shave with the ribs of said bears, after we sharpen them on our teeth. And then go sell them to you 'Muricans as ''fossils''.

Canadians are just courteous and comedic folk, I could never imagine this.

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(09-02-2015, 11:47 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah but you also aren't drunk 24/7. Last time a Russian sobered up they won the space race.

I'm actually 1/4 Irish surprisingly. Just saying.

My father is half, and he goes through a bottle of rum a week.

(09-02-2015, 07:45 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]-yellow poop sticks-
For the automotively illiterate that is a very expensive Ferrari.

(09-03-2015, 12:04 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]If Kojima had any sense, he would take MG and MG2, expand on everything, remake 'em in 3D, bundle them together with a MGS HD remake, and sell that.

(09-03-2015, 12:07 AM)Davepeta Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-03-2015, 12:04 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]If Kojima had any sense, he would take MG and MG2, expand on everything, remake 'em in 3D, bundle them together with a MGS HD remake, and sell that.

They did.
Twin Snakes collection.

(09-03-2015, 12:11 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-03-2015, 12:07 AM)Davepeta Wrote: [ -> ]They did.
Twin Snakes collection.

Not what I mean. I mean the Metal Gear games, not Metal Gear Solid. Take MG1 and MG2SR, and make HD, 3D remakes of those, with improved fights, story, bosses, everything, and bundle them.

(09-03-2015, 12:08 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-03-2015, 12:04 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]If Kojima had any sense, he would take MG and MG2, expand on everything, remake 'em in 3D, bundle them together with a MGS HD remake, and sell that.

you act like he could do that
p sure konami still owns the metal gear game series, and thus won't let him do that.

(09-03-2015, 12:14 AM)Flarezerker Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-03-2015, 12:08 AM)Ehksidian Wrote: [ -> ]you act like he could do that
p sure konami still owns the metal gear game series, and thus won't let him do that.

And I quote ''Due to the game's enduring popularity a fan had asked Hideo Kojima during an interview on Twitch TV if there was a possibility of a remake using Kojima productions Fox Engine. Kojima's translator said that it would be ideal to make a Metal Gear Remake to resolve plot inconsistencies but they didn't have the resources at the moment while they were currently working on Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, hinting that a remake was possible in the future after The Phantom Pain was released.'' That's from the Metal Gear wikipedia page.