Haha AI techs.
"Sir we believe we can create a new targeting computer capable of automatically compensating for three dimensional movement by both vessels"
"Sir we believe we can upgrade the new targeting systems to learn and compensate for common evasive actions"
"We're pretty sure we can make the targeting computers smarter than the gunnery officers"
Now counting down to skynet...
(07-11-2015, 04:30 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Haha AI techs.
"Sir we believe we can create a new targeting computer capable of automatically compensating for three dimensional movement by both vessels"
"Sir we believe we can upgrade the new targeting systems to learn and compensate for common evasive actions"
"We're pretty sure we can make the targeting computers smarter than the gunnery officers"
Now counting down to skynet...
Skynet is obviously controlling the techs.
(07-11-2015, 04:31 PM)Nepeta Wrote: [ -> ] (07-11-2015, 04:30 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Haha AI techs.
"Sir we believe we can create a new targeting computer capable of automatically compensating for three dimensional movement by both vessels"
"Sir we believe we can upgrade the new targeting systems to learn and compensate for common evasive actions"
"We're pretty sure we can make the targeting computers smarter than the gunnery officers"
Now counting down to skynet...
Skynet is obviously controlling the techs.
Skynet wouldn't have said engrams are impossible.
"Sorry sir a full blown AI is just not possible. Oh on an unrelated note we think we can train a crew to telekinetically crush a starship hull."
So much for not being able to research silly things because they aren't scientifically feasible.
(07-11-2015, 04:31 PM)Nepeta Wrote: [ -> ] (07-11-2015, 04:30 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]Haha AI techs.
"Sir we believe we can create a new targeting computer capable of automatically compensating for three dimensional movement by both vessels"
"Sir we believe we can upgrade the new targeting systems to learn and compensate for common evasive actions"
"We're pretty sure we can make the targeting computers smarter than the gunnery officers"
Now counting down to skynet...
Skynet is obviously controlling the techs.
No, 'cause Skynet's too busy jerking off to GLADOS
So we can't create a learning AI but my military has a trained psy-corps capable of employing telekinesis on a naval scale, telepathically detecting the crews of cloaked ships, causing hallucinations in enemy personnel, and coordinating fleet movements via telepathy.
Yup, totally reasonable for a space faring race.
Edit: R&D has advised me to preemptively add mind control to that list.
also does anyone have a spare baloon pufferfish, or one that they dont need?(actually using this thread to get things/trade is kinda a good idea)
(07-11-2015, 05:04 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]So we can't create a learning AI but my military has a trained psy-corps capable of employing telekinesis on a naval scale, telepathically detecting the crews of cloaked ships, causing hallucinations in enemy personnel, and coordinating fleet movements via telepathy.
Yup, totally reasonable for a space faring race.
Edit: R&D has advised me to preemptively add mind control to that list.
Men who stare at goats.
And mind control is legit a thing.
its not some jedi mind trick either. Its done through the mass media.
Using propaganda to the utmost efficiency by alternating misinformation with half truths results in a situation where you can convince the majority of a group of people to believe anything you want, giving you complete control of the democratic process.
And the corporates behind all these power grabs and abuses know that full well.
(07-11-2015, 05:25 PM)OdinYggd Wrote: [ -> ] (07-11-2015, 05:04 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]So we can't create a learning AI but my military has a trained psy-corps capable of employing telekinesis on a naval scale, telepathically detecting the crews of cloaked ships, causing hallucinations in enemy personnel, and coordinating fleet movements via telepathy.
Yup, totally reasonable for a space faring race.
Edit: R&D has advised me to preemptively add mind control to that list.
Men who stare at goats.
And mind control is legit a thing.
its not some jedi mind trick either. Its done through the mass media.
Using propaganda to the utmost efficiency by alternating misinformation with half truths results in a situation where you can convince the majority of a group of people to believe anything you want, giving you complete control of the democratic process.
And the corporates behind all these power grabs and abuses know that full well.
I wish my military was that clever. No they're using plain old telepathy.
I'm going to start commissioning dreadnoughts purely to leverage as much psionic power as possible in combat.
(07-11-2015, 05:04 PM)Surge Wrote: [ -> ]So we can't create a learning AI but my military has a trained psy-corps capable of employing telekinesis on a naval scale, telepathically detecting the crews of cloaked ships, causing hallucinations in enemy personnel, and coordinating fleet movements via telepathy.
Yup, totally reasonable for a space faring race.
Edit: R&D has advised me to preemptively add mind control to that list.
Which game is this, if I might ask?
XD i killed quake... it crashed when i tried to kill the final boss... *sigh* great... now i have to try and kill all those shamblers again...
(07-11-2015, 05:32 PM)Corosar Wrote: [ -> ]XD i killed quake... it crashed when i tried to kill the final boss... *sigh* great... now i have to try and kill all those shamblers again...
Oh hey you're around.
I just wanted to say, thank you for understanding.
(07-11-2015, 05:34 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ] (07-11-2015, 05:32 PM)Corosar Wrote: [ -> ]XD i killed quake... it crashed when i tried to kill the final boss... *sigh* great... now i have to try and kill all those shamblers again...
Oh hey you're around.
I just wanted to say, thank you for understanding.
And i wish to apologize... currently my mood is a bit... urmmm... unstable... and kinda bitchy but... i do wish for you to improve i want to see you to no longer be depressed among other things... i just felt that i have had to use a bit more force to show that i was serious about my feelings and wanted you to be a better person... for me strangely enough i find those that rant towards someone directly means that well they actually care about them in some way... no one would put so much of their effort into ranting against them if they didn't really care
(07-11-2015, 05:37 PM)Corosar Wrote: [ -> ] (07-11-2015, 05:34 PM)Marxon Wrote: [ -> ]Oh hey you're around.
I just wanted to say, thank you for understanding.
And i wish to apologize... currently my mood is a bit... urmmm... unstable... and kinda bitchy but... i do wish for you to improve i want to see you to no longer be depressed among other things... i just felt that i have had to use a bit more force to show that i was serious about my feelings and wanted you to be a better person... for me strangely enough i find those that rant towards someone directly means that well they actually care about them in some way... no one would put so much of their effort into ranting against them if they didn't really care
The force helped, and i feel terribly sorry for the effect I've had on you.
Oh my god get a room.
Wait shit wrong response.
Recalculating, please standby.